Percy Jackson .
This is a weird story! Basically it's a bunch of funny One shots about Percy Jackson singing really weird songs with a few...uh... minor changes.
Previously I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor is now...
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra!
Normal= actions
Bold= song.
Percy Jackson sat around the campfire with his Camp Half-Blood friends( and enemies. And frenemies.)
Suddenly, he stood up and burst into a song.
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra,
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra
I DONT LIKE IT VERY MUCH!
Annabeth suddenly joined in.
OH NO HE'S GOT MY TOE!
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra x3
I DONT LIKE IT VERY MUCH!
Grover joined in, flinging his reed pipes over his shoulder.
OH JEE HE'S GOT MY KNEE!
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra x3
I DONT LIKE IT VERY MUCH!
Mr D chucked an empty can of diet coke over his shoulder and sung in an opera voice.
Oh fiddle! The bloomin' snakey things got my middle!
Everyone went silent. "what ya waiting for demibrats?" Mr D said.
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra x3
I DONT LIKE IT VERY MUCH!
Clarisse joined actually- wait for it- smiling!
Oh boulder! That thing's got my shoulder!
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra x3
I DONT LIKE IT VERY MUCH!
Suddenly Chiron, the nature spirits and monsters ( AN didn't expect that one did ya?) started singing.
Oh heck! It's got my neck!
I'm being eaten by an angry Hydra x 3
I DONT LIKE IT VERY MUCH!
OH DREAD HE'S GOT MY HEAD!
I' been eaten by an angry Hydra x3
I DIDNT LIKE IT VERY MUCH!