My friend and I were text-ing late one night, and since we couldn't find Demeter in the Mating Dance, and thought it was her mating with Alonzo, we came up with a hilarious story to explain why, and yes, this is one of those ridiculous lame, but hysterically funny one-shots, Maybe I'll even make it into a story... depends on how many more texts! XD
We saw Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie mating in the mating dance, so I believe I have revised my theory! I think their mates... I dunno... but I have seen the way Mungojerrie Looks at Teazah in their song!This takes place during the mating Dance!
Teazah: Hey, Mungojerrie?
Mungo: Yeah Teazah?
Teazah sat beside Mungojerrie stroking his fur, waiting for the mating dance to begin.
Teazah: Why is Demetah mating wi' Alonzo?
Mungo: You don't remembah?
Teazah:OOOH! THA' CATNIP! ALL THA' CATS ARE HIGH ON CATNIP!!! OUR PRANK WORKED! THANK YOU TUGGER!
Mungo:*Rolls eyes* *Mumbles under breath*: Well no dur!
Teazah:*Smacks Mungojerrie playfully on the head.*
Across the yard, Munkustrap sees Demeter mating with Alonzo.
Munku: Waaaa???? That's supposed to be me! Darn that Tugger! Curse that Alozno! I SWEAR RUMPLETEAZER & MUNGOJERRIE! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS!
Munku: Drags Rumpleteazer, Demeter and Mungojerrie to the side of the 'yard after mating dance
Munku: WHERE did you two Points to Teazah and Mungo Get the catnip anyways?!
Teazah:*Hides behind Mungojerrie* Ummmmm, Tugger gave eet ta us? cute kitten face
Deme: HEY! Be NICE Munku!
Teazah:THANK YOU DEME! *hides back behind brave mungo as munku yells again, shakes with fear*
Munku: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Deme: OH YEAH?! I'M YOUR MATE FOR EVERLASTING CAT'S SAKE! I CAN TELL YOU WHATEVER I WANT TO!
Teazah:*bows up & acts brave* YEAH! shes your mate! BE NOICE! Go yell at Alonzo!Or Tugger for GIVING us the catnip! Sheesh!*shakes head & nuzzles Mungojerrie*
Munku: *Blushes* oh alright, sorry Teazah, sorry Mungo...
Deme:Good! *Looks at Munku* You'd better behave mister!
Munku: Luhh you Deme!
Deme: That's what I thought! *Looks at Mungo and Teazah* Now, are you two going to play nice?
Teazah: *Snuggles into Mungojerrie* Yes ma'am, we'll behave!*crosses fingers behind back & winks at Deme & Jerrie*
Deme:Aww, isn't that cute? Remember when we were like that Munku?
Munku:*Wraps arms around Deme* Mmmhmm!
Teazah:*whispers into Jerries ear* Oi 'ope we don't act loike this as moites in a few years!
Mungo:*Rasps tongue over Teazah's Ear* Tha' will NEVAH' be us!
Teazah:*Smiles*
Deme:*Looks at Jerrie* Learn how to whisper sweetie, and don't be so quick to say never! You don't know exactly what will happen in the future!
Teazah: Blushes and playfully punches Mungo's arm TOLD YA'!
Munku:*Motions for Tugger*
Tugger:*Struts over* Yeah?
Deme: Apologize.
Tugger:*Smirks* For?
Deme:For Giving Teazah and Mungo the Catnip!
Tugger: Whatever...
Mungo:NO! NOT whatever! YOU got me and my mate yelled at! NOW APOLOGIZE!!!!
Tugger:*Backs away* Sorry!
Teazah:*Smirks*
Etcetera:*Attacks Tugger and sends him flying into the ground and Giggles*
Tugger:O.o
Electra: OH NO! THATS MA TOM! GEROFF!
Cetty: MAKE ME SISTAH!
'Lectra: *Jumps on Tugger, deflating him*(A/N get it? Cuz he's full of HOT AIR????)
Cetty: o: Shoves 'Lectra Off GRRR!!!
'Lectra: TEAZAH! GET OVER HERE!
Teazah:O.o are you kidding me?! Oi wouldn't touch tha' THING wi' a Twenty Noine Foot Pole!
'Lectra: *Pulls Teazah Onto Tugger*
Mungo: O.o AW 'Ell NO! Tha's MA MATE! GERROFF O' 'er! Attacks Tugger, claws sheathed, of course*
Tugger: *Pushes all kittens off of him*
Cetty: JEMIMA! GET OVER HERE!
Jemi: ??? Question Mark appears over Jemima's head OK!
Tugger: x_x
Jemi:*Jumps on Tugger*
Deme:AND THERE'S Tugger's Karma!
Teazah:*Brushes self off, snuggles into Mungo, and giggles* Yep! Tha' ki'ens are now called "KAR'MAH!" Giggles hysterically
Munku: Oh all right! That's enough! Pulls Kittens off of Tugger
Tugger:*Re-Flates self*
Bombi: TUGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Runs and leaps on Tugger, deflating him
Tugger: BOMBI?! Re-flates self and smacks Bomba's rear
Bomba: MRRAOW!
LIGHTS FADE
Teazah Giggles hysterically and screen goes black
Eerie Music plays...
Insane Giggles fade...
THE END!
XD
My friend Robyn (Demeter) and I wrote this together, so it will be on both of our accounts! There will be more retarded-ness! It shall be titled: The Magical Jellicle Adventures! xD