One time Alphys was play video games on computer.
"Is goodly to make playing games!" say Alphys while absorbing much chips and soda.
Undin was make watch her game playings on screen.
Suddenly, Alphys musted go on the toilet!
"I must go to toilet." say Alphys. "Please make playings of game while I'm there. Is an important multiplayer round and I no want to lose!"
"Ok." say Undin and a play the game while Alphys goed to toilet.
But she was very badly at the game and got deaded much times!
"I am TIRED of your suckings at game!" say the annoy computer.
So it made the ripping out of its own heart, creation suicide.
Blood and binary shot from the heart.
"Oh no!" say Undin. "Good thing Alphys is no here, or I would become in big trouble!"
Suddenly, Alphys!
She saw the dead computer and that Undin was filled with computer blood and sayed: "YOU IDIOT! THE COMPUTER COST A MILLIARD EUROS!"
So she pick up Undin and folded her into milk and put the milk on much cereals and ate them up.
"Tastes goodly!" say Alphys.