Full Summary: What if the fates sent the demigods back in time. What if the demigods of the past were there too. What if the fates gave the gods and demigods the opportunity to know the future. Join me in a telling of stories, tests, and battles beyond your wildest dreams.

So, how does that sound. Good, heh heh, no, eh, why don't you find out for yourself. I will remind you now that I do not except rude comments, but I love your constructive criticism, it helps me become a better writer. If I am doing something wrong and you tell me in a nice, polite way I will most defiantly try to find some way to fix it.

Disclaimer: I can never make a hilarious one of these, so why don't I just keep this extremely simple, I do not own Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, or any Greek Mythology.

No POV:

At Camp Half - Blood

Percy Jackson was sitting at the canoe lake with his girlfriend Annabeth Chase. They were one of the most well-known couples at camp, the other's being the very well predicted Piper and Jason as well as Frank and Hazel, the very surprising Leo and Reyna (Everyone just guessed that they balanced each other out well.), but they weren't as surprising as Thalia and Nico, I know what you're thinking, children of death and lightning, the huntress and a boy. Everyone was really surprised when Thalia came back on Nico's 16th birthday saying that she quit the hunt and the second they saw each other they just kind of did one of those scenes from the movies, you know the ones where they run to each other and just smash they're lips together. Quite surprising. Oh, and did I forget to mention that the camps merged after the Giant War.

They were all talking when suddenly a bright white light enveloped them, then came the darkness and that terrifying falling feeling.

At Olympus

The Winter Solstice was going much like it always did, every one was yelling at each other.

"Why are you so unfaithful?"

"My powers are way better than yours."

"Why did Athens choose you?"

"Why are you flirting with my girlfriend?"

"She is my wife!"

"Shut up George and Martha!"

"Why did you take my daughter away? You need to eat more cereal!"

"Would you quit with the cereal woman!"

And the age-old classic, "You are not older than me, stop calling me sis, and stop flirting with my hunter's!"

Then, there was screaming, not yelling but terrified screaming and 28 bodies fell from the sky. Well, that's not weird, because this definitely happens every day. Note the sarcasm. Poseidon quickly made a mattress appear that everyone landed on except for one, the boy with black hair and sea green eyes.

"Ow, why am I always the one who doesn't get the cushy landing."

"Shut up Seaweed Brain, you know it didn't hurt."

Then, they seemed to notice the gods.

"Why are we here now."

"Come on can't we catch a break."

"We did just fight a war for you guys, really no slack, you need something else."

"SILENCE," Zeus screamed. "We have no clue who you are."

Many mutterings of confusion were heard.

Suddenly a note popped out of no where and into Athena's hands. She began to read:

Dear Gods and Demigods,

We have sent many demigods from the future to about 15 years in the past, but there are some demigods who have died in the future and are back now to talk to you, so that you are prepared for the future, but you are not allowed to change it. There are also demigods from the past. They will tell you their identities last. I would like every one to say their full title except the past demigods. Yes Percy, before you ask you do have to say your full title. And no maiming.

Sincerely,

The Fates

"Okay that makes more sense, I'm going to go last since I feel I will end up causing a commotion," one said.

"So, I'll go first. I am Annabeth Chase, Daughter of Athena, Architect of Olympus, and Hero of Olympus."

"Nico Di Angelo, son of Hades, Ghost King, Hero of Olympus."

"Bianca Di Angelo, daughter of Hades, ex-hunter of Artemis, dead."

Hades looked like someone had hit him over the head with a baseball bat.

"Hades! I thought I told you to kill them."

"Would you kill your children, no. So, don't expect me to kill mine."

"Thalia Grace, daughter of Zeus, ex-tree, ex-lieutenant of Artemis, Hero of Olympus."

"Bu- But you're a tree."

"I got some help from a friend."

"Jason Grace, son of Jupiter, slayer of giants, slayer of Krios, praetor of the twelfth legion, Hero of Olympus."

"Reyna, daughter of Bellona, praetor of the twelfth legion."

"Frank Zhang, son of Mars, shape shifter, Centurion, Hero of Olympus."

"Hazel Levesque, daughter of Pluto, dead then brought back to life, Hero of Olympus.

"What are all these Romans doing with Greeks," Zeus said.

"The future is really messed up," Nico replied.

"Piper McClain, daughter of Aphrodite, charm speaker, Hero of Olympus."

"Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus, fire user, Hero of Olympus," Leo said setting his hand ablaze.

"I'm Travis," a boy with curly brown hair said.

"and I'm Conner," his doppelgänger continued.

"Stoll. Sons of Hermes," they finished.

"Katie Gardner, daughter of Demeter."

"Miranda, daughter of Demeter."

"Clarisse La Rue, daughter of Ares, Drakon slayer."

"Chris Rodriguez, son of Hermes."

"Will Solace, son of Apollo."

"Nyssa, daughter of Hephaestus."

"Luke Castilian, son of Hermes, traitor, host of Kronos, died a hero."

"Silena Beauregard, daughter of Aphrodite, traitor, spy, died a hero."

"Charles Beckendorf, call me Beckendorf, son of Hephaestus, died for a mission of war."

"Zoe Nightshade, daughter of Atlas, ex-lieutenant of Artemis, died on a quest, living forever in the stars."

Many of the future demigods now had tears in their eyes.

"Okay guys you may want to sit down this will take a while," the unnamed future demigod said.

"Couldn't possibly be longer than mine," a very buff past demigod said.

"Trust me, nobodies title is as long as Percy's," Annabeth replied.

"No, mine is probably longer," he responded.

"Let him say his then," she retorted.

"Here goes nothing," Percy started. "Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, slayer of Alecto, slayer of the Minotaur twice, slayer of Procrustes, slayer of Medusa, retriever of Zeus' Master Bolt, retriever of Hades' Helm of Darkness, defeater of Ares, survivor of Pit Scorpion venom, traveler of the Sea of Monsters, defeater of Circe, escape of the Sirens, retriever of the Golden Fleece, fought the Manticore, snuck out on a quest, savior of the Ophiotaurous, capturer of Nereus, slayer of the Nemion Lion, fought Atlas, bearer of the sky, savior of Artemis, wanderer of the Labyrinth, blew up Mt. St. Helen's, stayed with Calypso for a while, witness to Pan's death, fighter in the Battle of the Labyrinth, helped blow up the Princess Andromida, bearer of the curse of Achilles twice, Leader of th Army that fought against the Titans in the second Titan War, fought Kronos, gave Luke the knife to kill Kronos, offered immortality that I turned down, former praetor of the twelfth legion, drank gorgons blood, traveler of Tartarus, helped close the Doors of Death, slayer of Giants, slayer of countless other monsters that I can't remember the names of, defeater of multiple titans, child of two Great prophecies, and Hero of Olympus."

"Never mind," the buff guy said.

Annabeth just smirked at him. The buff man looked down.

All of the gods were so shocked at the title they didn't even say anything.

"My name is Perseus, son of Zues," another past person stepped up.

"Theseus, son of Poseidon."

"Orion."(A/N: I can't remember his parent.)

"Jason."(Or his parent for that matter.)

"Hercules, son of Zeus," the buff guy said.

The second those words were out of Hercules' mouth Percy lunged. In under ten seconds Hercules was pinned to the floor with riptide at his neck.

"Woah, man what are you doing."

"Do you remember Zoe Nightshade, you know, the one standing right over there. I know what you did to her."

"So, why do you care, she hates men anyways. Why would she tell you that."

"For your information," Zoe interrupted. " I have realized that not all men are bad. Percy is more than twice the man you are and I trust him completely."

All the future demigods agreed that they trusted Percy as well, while all of the gods were wondering what had happened to make a hunter trust a man.

"Just because the fates said no maiming, I won't hurt you, but I will make you regret what you did," Percy said menacingly.

"Okay, why don't we get to future telling," Hestia suggested gently.

"Okay, why don't we pull up some chairs and couches, then you can tell the story," Hera said.

Every one sat down in random chairs and couches.

Percy, Nico, Jason, Leo, Luke, Beckendorf, Chris, Will, Travis, and Conner all sat in armchairs.

Each of them pulled their respective girls on their laps.

Annabeth with Percy, Thalia with Nico, Piper with Jason, Reyna with Leo, Silena with Beckendorf, Clarisse with Chris, Nyssa with Will, Katie with Travis, Miranda with Conner, and Bianca with Luke. The last one shocked everyone, except Nico who seemed unfazed at everyone staring at him.

"What?" He asked. "They told me the last time I was in Elysium, I know that Luke died a Hero, to kill our enemy, as long as he doesn't hurt her I'm okay with it."

"Ooookaaayy then, now that that's settled, I want to know all of your couple stories," Aphrodite said who was now sitting on Ares lap in an armchair.

"Yeah, I want to know how the daughter and sons of ugly over here were able to land relationships," Ares said meanly.

Aphrodite then got angry at Ares. She got up and then sat in Hephaestus' lap in another armchair.

" I thought we weren't going to tell them yet," Hephaestus said.

"I really don't care right now, might as well tell them," Aphrodite started. " I decided about a week ago that I don't like the way Ares treats everyone, and I love how kind Hephaestus was no matter what we did to him, I was just trying to find the right time to break up with Ares," she finished.

Everyone just stared in shock including Hera who also proceeded to say," As it should be."

"So couple stories, I told you mine, you tell me yours."