.hack/ A NEW HOPE Part IV
Tsukasa wakes up in his hut in the desert of /\, treacherous white walkway. Sh..(ahem)
HE was to help his father, a twin blade, to find new Heavy axeman slaves. He had to remember
to tell his father, Ben, to find one that could translate blanorkian. They come out of their
house and see the group of wandering wavemasters, with many new axemen. Ben goes up to one,
by the name of C-Piros-I-O. "Can you translate blanorkian?" Ben asks.
"Of course i can!" says C-Piros-I-O "Blanorkian and slarkonite are like second languages to me"
Adds the droid. "What about this one, dad?" asks Tsukasa "We need a new hover pilot." Tsukasa
adds. "Do you fly klorkian birgnaughts?" asks Ben to the droid. "Beep-Boob-whistle-pop"
replies the little droid named R-yoko-2-ryama-D2. "Good!" replied Ben. "This is all we need"
He says to the wavemasters. After paying 7,500 nokians, they return to their house.
The next day, Tsukasa sees in horror, that while he was picking blackyuid berries in
the plarkinoid field, a group of visious glinglings had destroys his home and parents, only with
droids remaining. They were C-Piros-I-O and R-yoko-2-ryama-D2. C-Piros-I-O then said to Tsukasa,
"Ben wanted you to know that he was not your father, but was your brother's father's
aunt's son-in-law's child's mother's father. Which makes you unrealated. And your father was
eaten alive by Darth Skeith." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...(GASP)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried Tsukasa before he fainted from lack of oxygen.
Tsukasa woke up in a strange place far away from home, with the droids deactivated close
by. "W...Where am I?" asked Tsukasa to no one in particular. "You are in the orubian glactose
fields." answered an unfamiliar, yet familiar voice. " I kidnapped you, C-Piros-I-O , and
R-yoko-2-ryama-D2 with the horse." "Don't you mean the FORCE" asked Tsukasa. "No, no.
I kidnapped you with BESSIE, my horse." said the unfamiliar familiar voice. "I am Elk" added
the unfamiliar familiar man. "You have met me before" he added. Just then, Tsukasa had a
flashback to when he was just a boy when he met an unfamiliar familiar man who gave him his
first wavemaster weapon. " Now," said Elk "We can go." "Where?" asked Tsukasa. "To Darth
Skeith" replied Elk.
They rode to the Frangzanian battle ship, and met Darth Skeith.
"So, Darth Skieth, we meet again." said Elk, drawing his wand. "Yes." Proclaimed
Darth Skieth, drawing his crimson-red wand. After there was no more paper left, they
took out their weapons. Soon, they were slashing the wands together, each wand glowing
with color. The wands continued to crash until each was tired of fighting. They both used
"The Horse". No one could win. Tsukasa watched from afar. "Go on without me, Lu...Tsukasa"
Elk demanded. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... :..( "
yelled Tsukasa as Darth Skeith smote Elk and got ready to data drain Tsukasa. But, the Horse
was strong in him , and he rode off into space, straight to the frozen planet of Joklenart.