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I stumbled upon this gem by accident while I was searching for bad Harry Potter Fanfiction. I was initially going to do a commentary on a Harry Potter badfic this time round but this story was just so terrible I just HAD to do this instead.
DAILY-DOSED: SARY
Perhaps the most troubling part of this story is the fact that its title has only one word: Sary. You would have no idea what to expect from it. The story lures you in with its ambiguous title by taking advantage of your curiosity but the second you start reading it, it destroys your brain cells from within. It beats you down until you slink away in defeat and lie in the corner in the fetal position.
Fortunately for the human race, this ghastly badfic no longer exists in the FanFiction archives however, it still exists in the dark corners of the Internet where the sun never shines. The exact date that this badfic was posted on Fanfiction is unknown however, it is obvious that the minds of many the poor souls who read Sary while it still existed were damaged beyond repair. Sary has been under the radar for many years and thus, was not given the chance to achieve cult-classic status, unlike other badfics such as My Immortal and legolas by laura.
Like legolas by laura, Sary is based off The Lord of the Rings, has a stupid premise and includes characters and places such as "Eldorna" and "Rivandall" which do not actually exist in the canon universe which would lead anyone to believe that this story has nothing to do with source material. Sary contains canon rape, abuse of the English language, the longest and shortest sentences in the history of literature, paedophillia, bestiality, threesomes, and incest. Although not as famous as legolas by laura, Sary takes everything wrong with legolas by laura and brings it to a whole new level, making you doubt whether or not reading it is actually legal.