Yes, yes! Welcome to Chaos and Humor, a palce where you find many (Well, not alot yet) humorous one shots! Well, I usually write romance, mostly focusing on the main characters, Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo, so I decided, what about the minor characters, like Kakeru Manabe, Shigure, Kisa, Ayame, Rin, Haru, etc. so I tried to think of a Kakeru Manabe story, and well, it turned into humor! YaY! Well, please review, if you like them, and if it wouldn'ty be to much to ask, can you help me decide who to write about next? (here) Thank you! o.O Petit-chan

Kakeru walked down a crowded school library. For some reason, it was noisyer(is that a word?) than usual. Why? Kakeru didn't bother to ask, or even wonder. His eye was on the prize. His reason for existance.

Kakeru grinned as he thought to himself. In Manabe's case, this was not a sighn of anything but mischeif, and total caous.

He shoved his way through a crowd of school girl.was TOO loud, and the hallways ecohed with excitement, inapropriate talk, and like usual, jibberish on the cute, or hot Sohma boys (Mostlly coming from the girls, and some prissy boys) as Yuki blushed in a corner, Kyo fumed, and Haru said something about migets and fairies (dont ask) Kakeru had finally shoved a good days worth of faces to the side, and had earned his keep at the center of the crowd.

Haru scratched the back of his head. "...A mystery..." He finished his last statement on the subject of fairies. Kyo and Yuki stared at him blankly, to make sure he was done.

Kakeru treid to hide his grin. He reached in his pocket, fumbling for anythin edible. After turning every pocket he had on his body inside out, he sighed in defeite, and jammed his fists back in his pockets, and started to make his way out, like a dog with his tail between his legs.

Just then, there was a loud clatter, and Nabe quickly stood up, to find that he had knocked down a small like first year girl, who was holding as much plates as she could, in her small hands (Only like four) Kakeru noticed one had fallen to the floor.

"Are you going to finish that!" He asked anxiouslly.

"Um..no..b-but if you would like one...I-i could get you another one--" The girl blushed at the grinning Manabe.

"That's fine!" He grabbed some chop sticks from her hand and scooped up the bowl, and started walking back to the center. The girl slowly followed him.

This has to look real. Nabe shoved a small pile of rice into his mouth. Suddenlly, there was chocking sounds, aand he started to call fo help. He fell onto his knees. The first year stared at the choking boy over the bowls, and every person in the hall turned to stare at them.

"Nabe's chocking!" "Kakeru!" "Oh no!" "Somebody do something!" Many voices popped from the crowd.

Kakeru stammered onto his feet, looking at the ground. A few people gasped, and it turned dead quiet.

"IT"S A MEIRICLE! A DIED AND REINCARNATED TO MYSELF IN TWO MINUTES!" He yelled.

Everyone's faces went blank. That will keep them quiet!

Kakeru gave off his grin and picked up the bowl that had fallen (again) and shoved more food into his mouth, as he walked away.

Furuba Chatter

Yuki: That was short.

Petit-Hana: Yes, well, it is a one shot.

Kakeru: Where's the other funny part!

Penny011: She forgot it!

Petit-Hana: Don't talk Penny! You didn't help in this story!

Penny011: You didn't let me!

Petit-Hana: That's because you were at home grounded for a month! (Across the street)

Kakeru: Hellooo!

Petit-Hana: Ah, yes! Well, you see, I thogut it didn't fit into this story very well, and it would make this a two shot, so i'll add it as it's own story in here later!

Kakeru: Beat that Shigure! I'm having more than one story here! Ha!

Petit-Hana:Because, your the most likely to do something dumb...

Kakeru: This one wasn't that funny...

Petit-Hana: You're right! ToT waaaaaa!

Kyo: Don't c-cry!

Yuki: Please don't, it's only a story...

Petit-Hana: (sniff) did YOU like it?

Yuki: Of course.

Kyo: uh, yeah, sure. Why'd you have to write about HIM?

Petit-Hana: Because he's Kawaii! I like to write about Kawaii guys! (Not including Shigure)

Shigure: Are you saying i'm not kawaii!

Petit-Hana: Yes! I am! Tee hee.

Yuki: Will you write about me?

Petit-Hana: Well, since you are kawa--

Kyo: Hey! You said you wouldn't write about us!

Petit-Hana: But you guys are so ka--

Kyo: And stop using that word!

Petit-Hana: Cute. Hot. Pertty. Lurvely. Adorable?

Kyo: Gaaaah! That's worse you moron!

Petit-Hana: Then I won't write about you!

Kyo: w-why would you!

Yuki: So you don't feel left out.

Kyo: Why I ought to--!

Yuki: See.

Kyo: Grr!