When the Elves go Marching In
by Jaelawyn Noble [ Jaelawyn@attbi.com ]
Disclaimer: Love 'em, dun own 'em
Warning: Insanity, language
Rating: PG-13
Archive: ;
Feedback: 'm a whore for it
Notes: A sorta fic. I'm an EXPERT at fucking up lyrics, so here's my
hand at it again. Had some help from the beautiful, wonderful Juli-chan
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I: We are trav'ling in the footsteps
Of the Elves who've gone before
But we'll all be reunited (if we don't shag ourselves to death first)
On a new and sunlit bed (Then a new world is in store for the worst)
V: O when the Elves go marching in
When the Elves go marching in
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching in
And when the Elves refuse (yea right) to shag
And when the Elves refuse (yea right) to shag
O Elbereth I want to be in that number (that convinces them!)
When the Elves go marching in
When the sheets are soaked with cum
When the sheets are soaked with cum
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching in
On that lovely day
On that lovely day
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching in
O when the Elves sound the Rohirrium Horn
O when the Elves sound the Rohirrium Horn
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching (blowing) in
B: Some say this world of Elves
Is the only one we need
But I'm waiting for that morning
When the Elves' sex drives are revealed
(As Intro)
V: When the Elven orgy comes
When the Elven orgy comes
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching in
When the Elves go out and fuck
When the Elves go out and fuck
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching in
When the sex is hard and fast
When the sex is hard and fast
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching in
When we all have Elves to eat
When we all have Elves to eat
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching in
When Aragorn learns to wash
When Aragorn learns to wash
O Elbereth I want to be in that number
When the Elves go marching in