I own nothing.
(The fans scream wildly as a boy in a black short-sleeved shirt with a dragon amulet around his neck steps onto the stage)
Verakka: Helloooooo people!!
Fans: (scream wildly)
Verakka: This is a new series completely original by yours truly! I call it...
INUYASHA
JEOPARDY
Verakka: That's right! Inuyasha Jeopardy! A hilarious series where questions are asked and 99.9 percent of the time are NOT answered!
Fans: (laugh)
Verakka: And so without further ado, let's begin... (the curtains pull over, shielding him, before they reveal him sitting on a chair and three podiums. Behind the podiums are Inuyasha, Kagome and Vrael)
Verakka: Welcome to Inuyasha Jeopardy. I'm going to recommend that all readers do NOT continue for the sake of stupidity. That having been said, let us begin. Our contestants are Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: Where's my Tetsuaiga?! I can't live like this! (beats his fist on the podium) OWW! What'd you make this out of, bricks?!
Verakka: Close enough. Kagome...
Kagome: ...
Verakka: What, no classy comment?
Kagome: ...
Verakka: ?? Fantastic. And, finally, Vrael.
Vrael: How dare you put me on this stupid game show! I'll make you regret this!!
Verakka: I'm sure. Now let's take a look at the board. The points are from 200--1000, and the categories are...
Fatal Demonics
The Dark Ages
Blood or Gore
Is this a Word
Red Stuff
Verakka: And, finally...
Things that Hurt
Verakka: Mr. Inuyasha, we'll start with you. Pick a category.
Inuyasha: Hmm...Fat Demons for 60 billion!
Verakka: That...
Fans: (laughing)
Verakka: That is Fatal Demonics, not Fat Demons.
Fans: (laughs more)
Verakka: For 200. And the question is...
Is summoning Satan a Fatal Demonic?
(buzz)
Verakka: Ms. Kagome.
Kagome: Who's Satan?
Fans: (laughing)
Verakka: No, that's wrong.
Kagome: F-- you!!
Fans: (laugh harder)
(buzz)
Verakka: Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Uhh, no?
Verakka: I'm sorry, that's wrong. And since is isn't NO, there is only one option.
(silence)
(beeping)
Verakka: Time's up. The answer is YES, for the love of god!
Vrael: Oh, go to h--.
Fans: (laugh)
Verakka: I may have to hurt you. Vrael, it's your board.
Vrael: It sure is. I pick Hurt That Thing for 7000.
Verakka: Wait, what--?!
Fans: (laugh)
Verakka: That is not Hurt That Thing. That is Things That--never mind. Things That Hurt for 300.
Would a heated oven top hurt?
(silence)
Verakka: Anyone?
(beeping)
Verakka: I hate you all! You can't answer a simple yes-or-no question!!
Kagome: You asked a question?
Fans: (laughing)
Verakka: Vrael, it is still your board so I'LL pick for you.
Vrael: Not very leniant, are you?
Verakka: I'm not even sure if you used that word properly. Let's go with Blood or Gore for 200.
Is a person's arm ripped off blood, gore or both?
(buzz)
Verakka: Vrael.
Vrael: Why was his arm ripped off?
Fans: (laughing)
Verakka: How am I supposed to know?! He was in a war and he got injured!
Vrael: But why his arm? Why not a leg? Or his head?
Fans: (laugh harder)
Verakka: Just answer the question, somebody!
(silence)
Verakka: I will kill you all if you do not answer the question.
(beeping)
Verakka: OKAY, THAT'S F--ING IT! (kicks his chair back and leaps at them)
Voice: Freeze!
(everything onstage stops, and a girl holding a remote walks out onstage)
Eitak: We'll be right back.
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