A/N So I had already written this simply because I was bored and the only thought going through my head is all the contradictions that is James David Rodriguez… and Shawn Spencer… (Does Shawn have a middle name? SOMEONE COMMENT AND TELL ME IF HE DOES!) It was just sitting in my computer (and on twitlonger) for like weeks and then I got an assignment to write a modern sonnet. I added one line and suddenly I had met two of the three normal requirements for a sonnet. YAY ME.

This is about both Shawn AND James and I know that's kinda against the rules but its not bad or intrusive in my head. Lemme know whatcha think- im turning it in next week.

An Eccentric Who Looks Good In Jeans

I have four scars but I only talk about the uninteresting one.

I have a motorcycle but I never seem to be riding it.

I have issues with my Dad but I'm always with him.

I am a genius but I don't like people to know that.

I have a hate-hate relationship with some of my favorite people.

I constantly put my friend in horrible positions but he's still my best friend.

I'm a classically trained singer but I only sing when I'm poking fun.

I am in the public eye but I keep to myself.

I spent three years chasing the woman I had already been dating for two.

I act snarky outgoing and eccentric but I'm pretty shy and introverted.

I'm really talented but I don't like to talk about it.

I will never be used to people putting me on a pedestal but I am a major fan boy.

I am two people at once but that doesn't bother me.

What can I say? I'm an eccentric who looks good in jeans.