A/N: Hey… You probably don't know me… Since this is the Naruto archive. Due to extreme boredom and way too much time, I ended up writing this. I don't know why, or how, but whatever. Let's just see if I can pull this off.
Chapter 0
Prologue
It's pretty funny really, because when a person asks you where you'd wanna go, say, if you died, and you said "Naruto", or "Bleach", or whatever, it would sound a lot like an extremely clichéd fanfiction. If you'll excuse me for breaking the fourth wall for a moment, yeah, that's what this is. Let's just get on with the story of how I ended up in the world of Naruto, because I know for a fact that this is probably the premise of half the fanfictions I've read.
It all started when I walked home. At the time, my hair was black, in a nice generic, matted style. I had the face of your average, dopey, idiot, and well… Yeah. I was wearing (well, it doesn't really matter) a black jacket, with a black T-shirt, and jeans. Probably the most boring outfit a person can wear, but I am in fact MALE. A male who doesn't care a lot about his appearance. I'm probably hated by half the people around me, and I don't mind, because I always have my own little world to drift off to. It's just boring old me. Nothing special. Before anything, no, I am not going to tell you that I found some magical portal that took me to the world of Naruto. NO, I was not hit by a car, or a truck, or a train, or whatever you can think of, and NO, I DIDN'T SPILL A DRINK ON MY COMPUTER. All I did, was fall asleep. There was no shaking noise, no vortex, or anything like it. I just woke up in the grass. Nothing special. Of course, at first, I was confused. Who wouldn't be confused? I knew for a fact that this was already starting to become a cliché fanfiction, but I didn't have any options, so I just went along with it and walked. I stayed calm, and I didn't panic, because realistically, there was no reason to. When I finally got to a town, I knew something was wrong. It was all, old, and er, long-time-ago-japan-ish, so I just walked through the town. That's where the big problem came. I walked up to a person, and said "Excuse me sir? Would you happen to know where I am?" He looked at me, real confused. Then he said "asdflwerwoei asdglwetwehfosdkfkwetsodfk." Ooohh. There's the problem. This guy is speaking Japanese. I'm American. I don't understand Japanese.
'Stay calm, haha, stay calm… stay… CALM….'
Problem? Yup. I can't talk, I don't know where I am, and I'm in Japan.