Hello there, here I come again with another one-shot! And it's been such a long time. The story is kind of…maliciously funny…so…yeah. I hope you understand the joke.
I don't own Twilight and this is all human. ALL Human.
Must read: Let's pretend for a second that the young Cullen boys were relatives. J, Em and Ed are kids.
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Good Manners
One day, Esme decided to teach her boys good manners.
"Jasper, if you were on a date having with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
"Um," Jasper mused for a moment while his brothers were laughing their pants off, which stopped as easily as it came as Esme glared at them. "Just a minute, I have to go pee." He finally said.
Now this time, all of them laughed. Esme shook her head disapprovingly.
"No, Jasper. That would be rude and impolite." She turned her head to Edward. "How about you, Edward, How would you say it?"
Edward smiled confidently as he replied, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better." Esme replied as Edward smugly smiled at his brothers, earning him a few 'stick-your-tongue-out' faces and playful punches. "BUT it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"Know-it-all." Emmett coughed out, which put Edward off.
"And you Emmett, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners, if there are any?" Edward challenged.
He smirked evilly, already expecting the question.
Emmett replied clearly and loudly: "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner."
To put it mildly, Esme fainted…
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