I have revenge for May. Opposite Day me will you! Well then, May Haruka, get ready to get the cold shoulder.
"Hey Drew! Dinner last night was awesome! I really like you!" May squeals. I get a scowl.
"Hey! That's offensive!"
"It's no longer Opposite Week,"
"Oh. I like you, too, May!"
"Hahaha!" She giggles.
"So May. Do you like the cold?"
"No! I despise the cold!" She huffs.
"Great,"
"What?"
"Nothing!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaalllllllrrriiiigggghhhtttttyyyyyyyyy then,"
...
I bring May to an indoor pool. I paid the guys who fill the pools and hot tubs to make the water frigid.
"Ooohhhh! Hot tub!" She squeaks.
May gets in and yelps.
"What?!" I ask in a concerned tone.
"This water is freezing!"
"I know. That's the ice tub. This place doesn't have a hot tub. Only showers," I lie. I paid the guys even more to have no warm water in the showers.
"Oh, alright, " man May is dense.
...
May goes into the girls locker room and I stand outside waiting for the screams.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" I laugh. May comes out.
"That water is frigid!" She wines throw clenched, and shivering, teeth.
I turn my back to her and motion her to follow me.
...
I bring her to the pool area, which, if they did their job right, the water should be scorching hot.
"You test it," I nod and smirk inside my head. I know it's 200 degrees, she doesn't.
I put my arm in the water and hold in a gasp of pain. I smile at May.
"Ok," she jumps in.
"AAAHHHHH OH MY GOD! This is frying hot! Ow! Hey! You said it was fine!"
"No, I stuck my arm in and smiled,"
"I hate you," she shoves me backward once she gets out.
"I'll get over it, " I laugh.
...
"Hey May! Ah!" I yelp as I drenched ice waterm ice cubes, and May squirts me with a water gun.
"May!"
"Y'know, revenge of revenge is best served cold, right?" She giggles. I'll get her back, again.