DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the members of Green Day or their wives, children, or anyone from the real world I choose to throw in. I do own, however, Whatsername/Henderson completely, I own my take on Saint Jimmy that Roxie and I have morphed into who he is; same thing goes with Armatage Shanks and Roxie herself. I've also always found it easier to have faces for the characters so you can imagine it better. That's what this crafty little list is below.

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Whatsername/Henderson:

Kelli Garner (Whatsername being the Kelli with the wigs and eyeliner from the Jesus Of Suburbia music video, Henderson being the actual, cleaned up, actress.)

Saint Jimmy O'Connell:

Lou Taylor Pucci (Jesus of Suburbia video Lou)

Armatage Shanks:

M. Shadows

Roxanne O'Connell:

Mandy Moore

Mike Dirnt, Tré Cool, and Billie Joe Armstrong are played by themselves.

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Have you ever had to choose between two people you love most? Have you ever felt your heart break? Have you ever second guessed your decisions? I have. I've had to choose between the two people I loved most. Saint Jimmy and Mike Dirnt. Mike was the safer choice. He was calm, sweet, caring, loving, and he treated me like gold. Sure, he did a few drugs but they weren't his main priority, I was. It was nice being admired but... then there was Jimmy. Jimmy was the one your parents warned you about and wanted you to steer clear from. He was a bad boy. He ran the drug trade in the worst part of the streets and loved his drugs more than anything else, well, except for me. But his life was spiraling downhill and I didn't want to be dragged down with him. But I loved him as I did Mike. Mike or Jimmy. I loved Mike, and I knew I should be with him forever. If I was, I'd have the life I always wanted. It'd be perfect. I needed that. But Jimmy... if I ended up with Jimmy I'd be dead within the next ten years either from drugs or war. To you it may be a simple choice. Go with the one that won't kill you, right?

It's not that simple. Nothing ever is, not where I come from. How I wish it was that simple, though. Every night I have begged and pleaded with God that he could give me a sign of who I should be with... but it hasn't happened yet. Every day I let this go without making a decision, the harder and harder this gets. It feels like someone is tearing me apart inside and I can't do anything to stop the searing pain. I want to scream, cry, kick, shout, but I know none of that will make this any easier. I needed to decide, and I have no idea how I will. But first of all, I'm going to take you back. Back to where this all started. Back to when I first met Jimmy and his sister, Roxie, who later became my best friend, she still is. I guess you could say we're one in the same because she's going through what I am except with Armatage Shanks and Billie Joe Armstrong. Roxie and I are all the other has right now. We're the only ones that can comfort the other because we're feeling the same agony searing through us.

But you have no idea what I'm talking about, and that's okay. You will, though. I'm going to show you my story from the beginning of my life on the Streets. Let me warn you now, though. This isn't a happy story. This is a story of love, lust, hate, angst, passion, sex, drugs, and rock and roll. It's not for the simple minded and the weak of heart, no. This is for someone who wants to know the truth. This story is for someone who wants to know how this dilemma really came to be.

If you're still reading this, thank you. If you're still reading this, welcome to the rock life of Henderson Adrienne Lee/Saint Whatsername.