A/N: Something I thought of in the middle of the night while I was looking around on tumblr which I found hilarious and just had to write! If you remember King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog you will get what I just wrote.
-Lucicelo
Middle of the Night (ONESHOT)
Hiroki is sitting in the living room watching tv when suddenly he hears a voice yelling. "Return the slab!"
He thought it was the tv since there is loads of activity so he keeps on watching it.
This phrase repeats a few times and he gets up and goes to the window. He opens the curtains and sees a thin skeleton looking man with a green long dress, three strands of red hair are flowing along the breeze of the night.
Hiroki arches a brow until the creatures eyes meet him as he bellows. "Return the slab!"
He looks over his shoulder as he yells. "Nowaki what evil spirit type shit did you bring back!"
Nowaki comes from the other room as he says. "What do you mean? And why do you think it's me Hiro-san?"
Hiroki points outside the window. "There's this freak yelling about some slab outside our window. You're the one who brought souvenirs back from your trip what else did you bring?"
Nowaki ponders as the phrase keeps getting repeated. "I think it's the rock senpai got for me after the conference."
"Then get it! I don't want that thing staring at us and yelling all night. The neighbors will complain since it's outside our window." Hiroki urges him as he opens the window and yells. "He's getting your rock so shut up already!"
Nowaki returns with the slab as the takes a better look at it. "Huh..that guy is carved on this rock."
Hiroki grabs the slab and chucks it out the window. "Now go away!" The slab hits the spector in the face as Nowaki cringes.
"That's got to hurt…"
"So? That thing has its rock back." Hiroki walks back to the sofa and sits slab as he clicks to another channel.
Nowaki turns back to the street and the ghost disappears from view. "I guess.."