Warning : These jokes are not meant to be offensive.
Little Luffy
Chapter 1
Think before doing
Little Luffy wanted to have sex with Nami in his office, but she was involved with someone else. One day Little Luffy got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a 1000 belis if you will have sex with me."
But Nami said no.
Little Luffy said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
Nami thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said ask him for 2000 belis, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend waited and waited for his Nami to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened...
Nami said "The bastard used coins!"
Disclaimer : I own nothing what so ever. The idea for this came from my friend and I being board and surfing Apps of iTunes! :D These jokes are based on Little Johnny!
To the readers of Messed Up Life, I have the second chapter already but I have about 20 versions of it. I'm currently trying to spread the plot out and organize it so it won't be confusing. It's complicated right now, so please wait. I know it's late and this is why I am doing these little crack jokes so you all have something. I will not abandoned my story! Promise! Plus, I have million of other stories running through my mind at the moment!
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