Yeserday my band went on a mission. A mission to find the golden... er... something. No..wait no i remeber! We went on a mission to find a golden apple. So we climbed the mountain and I said yay. Boy, we sure didn't have fun, Pikachu and Fujin kept yelling at each other......

Fujin: SHUT!

Pikachu: Pika!!!!! *shocks Fujin*

Fujin: UP!

.....and that stupid faerie, Navi, urgh! She DOESN'T shut up!.....

Navi: *flies up hill* HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!!!

Pikachu: Pika!!!!! *shocks Navi*

Navi: *flying still, alittle bouncy though* H-HEY!!! LOO-OK!!! LI-ISTEN!!!

So anyways, we (Fujin, Pikachu, Navi-chan, Britney Spears, Bon Jovi, Squall, and a headless chicken) were on a quest to find the golden apple. It was a long....wait let's start at the begining...when there was Navi- chan...........

Navi-chan was stupid on a day (*sings*which is every day... sorry [most people won't get that, unless you like Ani DiFranco]). She flew into a wall.

Navi: Hey! *hits wall* OW-Look! Listen!

Fujin: IDIOT!

Navi: HEYLOOKLISTEN! *hits Fujin on head* HEYLOOKLISTEN!!!

The band continued on their conquest after that Alford momment (Mr. Alford was the 6th grade social studies teacher, he's crazed!), and happened to stumble.........

pika-chan: *falls down a mountain* PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

..........upon a kupo nut crazied moogle pack, down a valley.

navi-chan and britney spears: *really bad country* *yelling also* WAY DOWN SOUTH WHERE MAH GARDENS GROW, MY VALLEYS FLY AND JUMP REAL HIGH-!

Fujin: HELL?

Bon Jovi:...........*sings softly* it's mah life and it's now or never...i ain't goina live forever....

(Navi-chan overs hears Bon Jovi singing)

Navi-chan: IT'S MAH LIFE....BA BA BA BAH! (Navi-chan likes this)

Everyone cept Navi-chan: *sweatdrop*

Fujin: ONWARD!

Squall and the headless chicken had said nothing up to this point. However, leadership being his area of expertise, Squall decided to speak up. The headless chicken remained silent.

Squall: Right now I'm on the verge of agreeing with Fujin.

Navi-chan: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Fujin: REALLY?

pika-chan: *whispers* that's gonna be the first time.....

Suddenly, Pikachu had the urge to hop up on the stump and start rapping.

Pikachu: I'm Pikachu yes I'm the real Pika all you other Pikachus are NOT Pikachus so won't the real Pikachu please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?

Squall: *shakes head*

They then continue down into the village. Millions of moogles come running out to get their vistors.

Moogles: Welcome! Kupo!

Navi-chan: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! YOU CAN USE THE "ACTION" BUTTON TO SPEAK MOOGLE SO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT THOSE MOOGLES ARE SAYING! KUPO!

Squall: Action button my ass.

Squall grabs Navi and sticks her in a marmalade jar.

Navi (muffled): HEY LISTEN WATCH OUT HEY LISTEN WATCH OUT

Did I mention it was a soundproof marmalade jar?

Navi: ...

Pika-chan: *grab maralade jar and sticks it in his equipment belt*

Moogles: *yelling* DID YOU BRING KUPO NUTS? WE CRAZY FOR KUPO NUTS!

*Navi-chan in jar starts bumping around and pika-chan let's her out*

Squall:Not a good idea.......

Navi-chan: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! NOT I WOULD ADVISE GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY FRIGGIN' KUPO NUTS!

Bon Jovi: For once I think she's right.....

Suddenly, Britney Spears came running down the hill to see everyone standing there.

Squall: You're late.

Britney: Sorry! I forgot my makeup bag and had to run back and get it!!!!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Navi-chan: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! *dodges Squall* Moogles! I think Britney has kupo nuts in her bouncy thingys!

Moogles: REALLY!?!

Nav-chan: YUP!

Moogles: KUPO! *runs over to Britney tearing her apart looking for kupo nuts*

Moogles: No kupo nuts, kupo. But we did find this fun red thingy that comes out of a tube! *holds up lipstick* I wonder how it tastes? *eats lipstick* Kupo...

Bon Jovi: Oh dear....

Squall: Hey! I've heard faeries have magic powers! May be Navi-chan *evil look*........

Navi-chan: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!