It was a nice quiet night at the junkyard. Tugger had a busy day and all he wanted to do was get to sleep. Yet of course, he wasn't able to be alone for more then three seconds. Just like whenever he was at the junkyard, most of the queens where over him. Sometimes he wondered if they heard of such a thing as boundaries. They where just all over him. After a while, he finally got to be alone. Unfortunately, it didn't last very long until his biggest fan appeared.
"Hey Cettie" Tugger said with a groan as he spotted the young kitten trying to sneak up behind him. She smiled instantly.
"Hey Tugger" she practically squealed and Tugger rolled his eyes. "What are you doing here all alone?" she asked with a smirk. Not one that most cats would see on Etcetera. Tugger dismissed it though and shrugged.
"I'm rather bored and tired at the moment" he said with a yawn, unaware of Etcetera getting closer and closer to him. It wasn't until her tail was wrapping around his waist when he noticed she was there and he jumped. Her tail was just centimeters away from his groin. Bombi always did that before they did something in particular. Cettie wouldn't know about it though. Well, she shouldn't. Tugger got away from her just a little bit and smiled. "Seems you've been talking to Bombi" he said uncomfortably and Cettie giggled. "But you're too young" he sighed. Cettie was obviously offended but tried to hide it.
"I'm never too young to have a good time" she said, walking closer to him. Her paw was just about to touch his mane but Tugger caught it and pushed away. With a chuckle, he thought of a way to get rid of her. The music started and he began to sing.
You're so hot, teasing me
So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you
That's something I couldn't do
There's that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but girl you're only a child
Cettie looked a bit shocked at what Tugger was saying.
"But what about all the times you've been flirting with me?" she asked and Tugger sighed. He knew his flirtatious ways would come back to haunt him. She wasn't even a queen yet. There wasn't much he could say.
"Cettie, it's not like that"
Well I can dance with you honey Take it easy (take it easy) I can see what you want Well I can dance with you honey Take it easy (take it easy) Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?
But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I'm not the one
Now you're so cute, I like your style
And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile)
But girl you're only a child
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?
Tugger finished and looked at Cettie, wondering what she was going to do. At first, she looked a little upset at what her beloved Tugger had said. She tried not to cry and then marched off angrily. With his smile, Tugger sat down. He was finally able to sleep without being bugged by a crazy fangirl. He was almost asleep when he heard a seductive "Hi Tugger". Without opening his eyes, Tugger knew who it was.
"Bombi, leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep. When I get up, we're going to have a good conversation about what you discuss with the kittens"