Chapter 1: Something New
It's All or Nothing
Summary: Looks like Felicia and the crew are back to wreak havoc upon the world yet again. But this time there's a new somebody in town who's going to try to change Felicia's whole outlook on what family really is…But the question is will she be tempted or will she fight for her family? Just wait and find out…
A/N: I'm back again with the sequel to the best story in history…and Felicia's back to start a brand new chapter in her life, but she's not alone…
Madelina
In the last chapter...
"Oh. My. God! Mom…Cody….Put some goddamn clothes on….Oh this shit is going to traumatize me for the rest of my life….Oh that's just nasty! Mom we eat in the damn kitchen…now I can never step foot in here again….Oh…I think I'm about to pass out….I don't feel so well…Mom, one question? WHY THE FUCKIN' KITCHEN, Huh?" Constance ranted
All Cody and Felicia could do was stand there….busted…butt naked in the kitchen…Just then the doorbell rang…
"I'll get that." Constance said in a depressed tone
"Constance wait!" Felicia yelled trying to collect her clothing off of the floor
But before she knew it, Ashley and John were heading into the kitchen…
Something New
Cody and Felicia tried to cover themselves up the best they could as Ashley and John stared at them from the other end of the kitchen. Ashley had a look of horror on her face and John looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
"Um…" Felicia trailed off
"Don't say anything…John and I are just going to leave and forget we ever stopped by." Ashley said walked towards the front door, "John lets…"
Ashley turned around and noticed that John was in the same spot, staring at Felicia and Cody.
"John! Lets go!" Ashley yelled
John jumped and nearly sprinted out the front door. Once they were gone, Constance was left standing speechless.
"Constance, what did you want?" Felicia asked
"I just came down here cause I heard noises. I guess some things should just go unnoticed." Constance said
"Listen, just go back up stairs and I'll be up there to explain everything to you." Felicia said
"Oh no, mom. I know exactly what happened. You and Cody got a little "hot and bothered" and just decided to have hot sex in the kitchen…A place where not only you eat, but where me, Brenda, and Patrick eat too. I just can't look at you two right now." Constance said walking back upstairs
Once Constance was back in her room, Cody and Felicia looked at each other.
"I think she took that pretty well, don't you?" Felicia asked
"It could have been a lot worse." Cody said
"Oh yeah." Felicia said
Once they were dressed, they went upstairs and Cody got in the shower. Felicia was lying down on the bed contemplating on whether or not she wanted to join him or not. While she was thinking, wrestling was on. It was a single's match, and it was some kid by the name of The Miz going up against another guy by the name of John Morrison. Felicia sat up on the bed once she took a good look at him.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't that little jerk Johnny Hennigan. I haven't seen him in ages…so this is where he's been? Wow, he looks good for a stupid son of a bitch that he is." Felicia thought to herself
Just as Felicia got into her thoughts, Cody walked out of the bathroom in nothing but some sweat pants. Felicia couldn't help but stare, and when Cody noticed he started smiling.
"Didn't you have enough downstairs?" Cody asked
"Don't start with me...besides, there's nothing wrong with looking." Felicia said going back to watching t.v.
"I didn't know you watched wrestling." Cody said sitting down on the bed
"I don't, there was nothing else on t.v. so I just decided on this." She said, "I'm guessing you watch it?"
"Yeah, I've been a big fan since I was little." He said smiling
"Do you want to wrestle? Cause you definitely have the body." Felicia said smiling
"Nah, I'm fine doing what I do best and that's helping people lose weight." He said
"A personal trainer? You would do some much better if you became a wrestler." Felicia said
"You're only saying that because I have a nice body." He smiled
"So? There's nothing wrong with that. I mean you've had to have some kind of training, right?" Felicia asked, "And not only do you have the body, but you can still pick me up without hesitation even tho I've gained weight from your son."
"Once or twice, it's been a while. And you're not that big, I mean yeah you've gained weight but you're not as big you used to be." He said
Felicia gave him a very annoyed look, but she rolled her eyes and went back to watching t.v.
"Okay, end of that conversation. What time are we living tomorrow?" She asked
"I don't know. It depends on whether or not Constance can look at us the same tomorrow." He laughed
"Constance will never look at us the same for as long as she lives. But at least tomorrow will get her mind off of it." She said
"True." He smiled
Felicia leaned over and gave Cody a kiss on the cheek before turning out the lights. During the night, Felicia was tossing and turning because she couldn't get that image of Johnny out of her head.
Felicia's Dream…
Felicia was walking into a hotel lobby and headed for the front desk. But she stopped when someone grabbed her arm. When she turned around she saw his face and smiled.
"I thought you wouldn't make it." He said
"Now why would you think that?" Felicia asked
"Probably because I haven't seen you in so long. How have you been?" He asked
"I've been great! How about you?" She asked
"Never better." He said glancing down at her wedding band
"You married?" He asked
"Oh no, this was from a previous marriage. I just got divorced." She said
"Sorry, if you don't mind me asking…what happened?" He asked
"It's a long story." She said
"Felicia, how long have we known each other?" He asked
"Since forever." She said
"So you can tell me anything." He smiled
"Okay, but can we go for a walk?" She asked
"Sure, lets go." He said leading her out of the lobby doors
FLASH…
Patrick woke Felicia up by jumping on the bed, "Mommy! Mommy! Wake up, daddy's making breakfast!"
"Okay, okay, I'm up." Felicia said sitting up in the bed
When she was fully awake, she noticed that she wasn't home and she didn't have any clothes on. She quickly grabbed her bathrobe and headed downstairs. The smell of pancakes and sausages filled the air as Felicia made her way to the kitchen. When she saw Constance and Brenda and the table she smiled.
"Mom, guess what?" Constance asked
"What, sweetie?" Felicia asked
"Dad is taking us on a family vacation to the Virgin Islands." Constance said
"Oh really? And when do we leave for this family vacation?" Felicia asked
"Today, right after breakfast." He said turning around
Felicia couldn't believe who she was staring at…It wasn't Randy, nor was it Cody…But it was Johnny. A small smile showed on her face and she kissed him with so much passion, she completely forgot that the girls were sitting at the table. When she pulled away, she wrapped her arms around his neck and smiled.
"I knew you would like it, that's why I made your favorite." Johnny said
"Blueberry pancakes and homemade sausage links…ask me again why I married you?" Felicia asked
"Mommy, daddy also said that you're having another baby…is that true?" Brenda asked
Felicia honestly didn't know, she looked around the kitchen for clues. Then she found it…the ultrasound picture sticking to the fridge.
"Well, sweetie…yes. Mommy is having another baby." Felicia said
Just then Felicia jumped up out of her sleep, "Fuck that, there is no way in hell I'm ever having anymore kids. That shit can just go right out the fuckin' window."
She sat there for a moment and noticed that it was still dark and Cody was asleep beside her. She felt her face and noticed that she was sweating, so she got out of bed and headed to the bathroom to get cleaned up. When she came back out, Cody had completely taken over her sleeping space, so she grabbed a pillow and hit him in the face with it.
"Cody! Move over." She demanded
"Make me." He said with his eyes still closed
"Fine, you brought this upon yourself." Felicia headed to the bathroom and filled her cup full of freezing cold water
When she walked back into the bedroom, Cody still hadn't moved so she didn't the next best thing. She poured the cold water on his face.
"What the hell, Felicia!" Cody shouted
"Lower you voice, you'll wake the kids." She said laughing, "I told you to move didn't I?" Felicia said with a big smile on her face
"Whatever, now your whole side of the bed is wet." Cody said with a small smirk
"Not for long." Felicia smiled
With that said, she yanked the covers off of Cody and placed it over the wet part of the bed. Then she grabbed a big comforter and laid down.
"Now that's not nice." Cody said
"Life isn't nice, my dear Cody." Felicia said falling back to sleep
"Oh we'll see about that." Cody mumbled
The next morning, Cody woke up and got a quick shower. He saw how peaceful Felicia was sleeping, so he didn't bother her. Instead he got the kids up and dressed for their trip to Disney World. He also fixed their breakfast and had everything set for the trip. Then he went upstairs and tried to wake Felicia up.
"Felicia…Felicia wake up." Cody said shaking Felicia
"What do you want?" Felicia whined
"It's time to go to Disney World!" Cody yelled in her ear
Felicia balled up her fist and punched Cody in the jaw, sending him to the floor. When she got up he was still on the floor.
"What the hell was that for?" Cody asked rubbing his jaw
"For yelling in my ear! You don't do that to an aggressive woman, let alone an aggressive black woman." Felicia said as she walked into the bathroom
As Felicia took a shower, Cody was downstairs with an ice pack on his face. Constance and Brenda continued to laugh at him.
"Damn Cody, you got punched in the face like a little bitch." Constance laughed
"Shut up!" Cody said
"Hey don't get mad at us cause our mom punched you in your damn jaw. That's what you get for being a dumb jackass." Brenda said
"You know what Brenda? He's in the same category with uncle John. Cause mom kicks his ass all the time." Constance smiled
"True, you're nothing but a big punching bag for mom. And she's going to continue to kick you around until you leave." Brenda smiled
Cody caught onto their game and stood up, "I know what you two are trying to do. You're trying to turn your mom against me."
"No Cody, you're doing that by yourself. See this is exactly what mom gets for getting involved with jackasses." Constance said
Just then Felicia came into the kitchen and took the ice pack away from Cody. She noticed a large bruise on the side of his face.
"Oh my god! I am so sorry. I really didn't think it would bruise that bad." Felicia said trying not to laugh
"It's okay, it only hurts like…a lot!" Cody said sitting down
"If you don't want to go then you don't have to. I mean I could go with Patrick and the girls." Felicia said
"Really?" Cody asked
"Hell no! You better get up off your ass put the stuff in the car. Who do you think I am Joan Cleaver?" Felicia asked, "Girls go ahead and get in the car. I'll be out there in a and Constance, buckle your brother in his car seat please." Felicia asked throwing Constance the car keys
Constance just rolled her eyes and headed out to the car with Brenda and Patrick in tow. Felicia took a seat at the kitchen table across from Cody.
"Cody, how long have we been together?" Felicia asked
"Almost nine years now." Cody said
"And in those nine years have we gotten closer or farther apart?" She asked
"I think we've gotten closer." Cody said remembering the night before
"Don't lie to me Cody. You know I hate lies, so tell me the truth." She said, "I mean besides last night...do you think we've grown closer or farther apart?"
"Okay, I think over the past nine years we have grown apart. But that doesn't mean that I love you or the kids any less." Cody said
"I know that, it's just that I think the only reason why we got together was because it was convenient for us at the time. And then I got pregnant with Patrick, and I fell in love with you. But over the years I've just felt like we have nothing in common anymore." She said
Cody didn't know what to say, "So what are you saying? Do you want to get a divorce?"
"Hell no! Look, I love you and I want this to work. I just need some time by myself for a bit." She said
Cody got up from the table and hugged Felicia, "I think we both need some time to ourselves."
"So this is a mutual decision then?" She asked
"I think so." He said
"But you can still come with us to Disney World." Felicia said
"I don't think so, Constance and Brenda think I need some time to...in other words, "man-up". You can use this time to spend with the kids. And you'll get to gossip with Ashley." Cody said
"But John's gonna need someone to have his back when I start to kick his ass. And we both know that Ashley will be too busy whoopin' those kid's ass to even pay attention." Felicia said
"Please refrain from shoving John's head in a toilet. And I'm sure with Constance around, she'll be kicking his ass more than you will." He said
Just then Ashley and John pulled into the driveway with a van full of kids.
"Well you better get going before Ashley starts asking a whole bunch of stupid questions." Felicia said
"Couldn't agree with you more." He said walking out the front door
Once Cody was gone, Felicia finished putting the stroller and suitcases in the back of the car. But before she could get in the car, Ashley stopped her.
"Where's Cody?" Ashley asked
"He had some business to take care of." Felicia said shutting her car door
Felicia wanted to cry, but she decided against it, "Brenda is Ricky buckled into his car seat?"
"Yes, and I'm buckled up too." Brenda said
"Constance, you forgetting anything?" Felicia asked
Constance looked around to make sure she had everything she needed, "Nope, I got everything."
"Alright, Disney World here we come." Felicia said
Well it looks like Cody and Felicia aren't going to be together for a while…but what Felicia doesn't know is that a whole new adventure awaits her in Florida…Will she put two and two together or will she go back to Cody and live a full and happy life?
A/N: Thanks for reading…. now review
Madelina
Chapter 2: A Land Where Dreams Come True…Not!
Once Cody was gone, Felicia finished putting the stroller and suitcases in the back of the car. But before she could get in the car, Ashley stopped her.
"Where's Cody?" Ashley asked
"He had some business to take care of." Felicia said shutting her car door
Felicia wanted to cry, but she decided against it, "Brenda is Ricky buckled into his car seat?"
"Yes, and I'm buckled up too." Brenda said
"Constance, you forgetting anything?" Felicia asked
Constance looked around to make sure she had everything she needed, "Nope, I got everything."
"Alright, Disney World here we come." Felicia said
A Land Where Dreams Come True…Not!
It was a two-hour drive to get from Tampa to Orlando, and Felicia felt like she was going to go insane. Patrick and Brenda were fighting in the back seat and Constance was listening to her Ipod. Felicia couldn't wait until they reached the hotel. About fifteen minutes later Felicia had pulled into the parking lot of Saratoga Springs Resort and Spa, she turned off the car, snatched the head phones out of Constance's ears, and turned around in her seat…
"Now you three listen up, and listen good. If I hear from uncle John or uncle Dave that you three were acting like little idiots, we're going to be having some major issues. And Constance if I hear that you've been bad mouthing anyone, I'm going to shove my foot down your throat." Felicia threatened
"Yes ma'am." They all said
"Constance and Brenda go help uncle John and uncle Dave unpack the car. Patrick your coming with me." Felicia said getting out of the car
When she saw Sadie and Ashley a smile instantly came to her face, "Well if it isn't my posse."
Felicia hugged Sadie and hugged Ashley and they headed into the resort to get checked in. When they walked into the lobby Patrick and the twins were in awe at all the vibrant colors and pictures everywhere.
"Aren't you glad we came boys?" Sadie asked her two sons
They obviously liked it seeing as how they couldn't stop smiling and staring at how the lobby was decorated. Patrick was just as excited, but he wanted his dad to be there too. Felicia noticed the sad look on Patrick's face when he saw a boy and his father laughing and playing together in the lobby.
"Sweetie, I'm sorry daddy couldn't come. But I promise you that when we get home daddy will play with you and spend everyday with you." Felicia said
Patrick smiled and hugged Felicia, but when he saw Constance walk through the lobby doors with her bags, he hid behind Felicia.
"Patrick, you're not scared of Constance are you?" Felicia asked
Patrick nodded, and looked at Constance with a scared look on his face. Felicia kneeled down beside Patrick and smiled.
"Listen to me, you don't need to be afraid of her. She's just going through a little "dominance phase" that's all. If she tried to hurt you or Brenda tell me, uncle John, or uncle Dave. Okay." Felicia said
"Okay mommy." Patrick said
While John and Dave were at the receptionist's desk getting the room keys, Constance and Brenda argued over who was going to wear the cute pink bathing suit that Felicia had bought. But when Felicia walked over, they quickly shut up.
"What the hell is going on now?" Felicia asked
"Mom, please tell this wench that I'm wearing that cute pink bikini you bought." Constance said
Felicia started laughing, "Excuse me, but what makes you think I bought that for either one of you?"
"You mean, it's for you?" Brenda asked
"Yes, it is. Do you have a problem with that?" Felicia asked
"Mom, no offense, but you're not supposed to wear stuff like that. I mean at least not out in public." Constance said
"Says who? It's a free country, and I hate to brag but I look better than half the women at this resort." Felicia smiled
"I beg to differ." Said Ashley walking up behind Felicia
"Okay, me and your auntie Ashley look better than half the women at this resort." Felicia corrected
"Auntie Sadie, auntie Ashley, and your mom look better than all the women at this resort." Sadie said standing beside Felicia
"Now I know we're going to have to go with uncle John and uncle Dave tomorrow." Constance said
"Why?" Brenda asked
"Did you just not hear what they said? With those three together you might as well fire Charlie's Angels." Constance said
Just as John and Dave were making their way over to the others, they noticed a certain couple enter the lobby.
"Hey Dave, is that who I think it is?" John asked
"I don't know. He does look kind of different." Dave said
Once they were with the others, John and Dave couldn't help but feel like all hell was about to break loose, so they grabbed the kids and headed up to the rooms.
"Hmm, I wonder why Dave and John jetted so fast." Felicia said
"Maybe cause your ex-boyfriend is checking into the hotel." Ashley said
"What ex-boyfriend?" Felicia asked turning around
When Felicia saw Taylor and what seemed like his wife and two daughters at the receptionist desk, she wanted to punch someone. Without hesitating she turned back around so that he wouldn't see her.
"Why in the hell does he have to be here?" Felicia whispered
"Probably because it's where all the families go this time of year." Constance said
"Shut up, was I talking to you?" Felicia asked
"Was that a rhetorical question?" Constance asked
Felicia gave her the look of a thousand deaths, and she quickly shut up.
"Don't worry so much, it's not like he's actually going to recognize you." Ashley said
"Felicia Gilbert? Is that you?" Taylor asked noticing her from the desk
When she turned to face him, she put on a fake smile.
"Taylor, wow. It's been a long time." Felicia said
"Too long. So how you been?" He asked
"Happily married." She smiled
"Oh wow, congrats. Oh by the way, I'd like to introduce you to my fiancée, Trish." He introduced
Felicia stared at her and wanted to roll her eyes, but refrained from doing so.
"It's nice to meet you." Felicia said
"So you're the little bitch that left Taylor for your high school sweetheart. I wouldn't be surprised. If look half as fake now as you did back then, I'd have to say that you made the biggest mistake." Trish spat
Ashley and Sadie grabbed the kids, Constance took Felicia's earrings, and Brenda took her rings. And without a single breath Felicia punched Trish dead in the face. Hitting her head on the seat cushion of a nearby chair, Trish hit the floor.
"First of all, don't you ever come at me like that ever again! Second, I gave the best years of my life Taylor, but he wanted to control me, so I broke up with him. So before you come at with the that he said/she said shit, get your facts straight." Felicia said
"You're still the same old Felicia. You haven't changed a bit." Taylor said
"The only thing that's changed about me is that I'm married and I have three kids." Felicia said
"You're just going to stand there and let her win?" Trish asked
"You shouldn't have provoked me. If you hadn't come out of your mouth with all that bull shit, then your ass wouldn't be on the floor right now." Felicia said
"Mom, can we go before you do something else to her?" Brenda asked
"Sure baby, lets go." Felicia said heading towards the elevators
As soon as they got into the elevators, "You Wouldn't Know" by Hell Yeah started blaring on Felicia's cell phone…it was Cody.
"Hey sweetie." Felicia answered
"Oh god, who did you hit? It wasn't John was it?" Cody asked
"What makes you think I hit someone?" Felicia asked
"The only time you call me sweetie is when something bad just happened or you hit someone. So what happened?" He asked
"I ran into my ex-boyfriend, Taylor Kitsch, and his fiancée in the resort a couple minutes ago." Felicia said
"Let me take a wild guess. She said something that pissed you off, and you punched the shit out of her?" He asked
"Actually that's exactly what happened. How did you know?" She asked
Just as the elevator doors opened, there stood Cody on the other side, "Cause I saw the whole thing."
Felicia was completely shocked and jumped out of the elevator into his arms. Cody swung her around and they laughed. Patrick couldn't believe it. A big smile showed on his face but he couldn't move. Cody noticed him standing in the open elevator and smiled.
"Come here big guy." Cody said holding out his arms
And without hesitation, Cody ran into his father's arms, "Daddy how did you get here?"
"Well Ricky, daddy was driving around and realized that it doesn't matter how many times mommy and I fight, we belong together." Cody explained taking a quick glance at Felicia
"Even when mommy punches you in the face?" Patrick asked
"Well daddy kind of deserved that punch in the face, Ricky." Cody smiled
"Okay, can we cut all this mushy crap out…it's making me sick." Constance said getting an attitude and storming out of the elevator
Felicia looked at everyone and chased after Constance. When she finally stopped, Constance started crying.
"Baby what's wrong?" Felicia asked
"Why couldn't you and dad be like that? Why couldn't you two stay together?" Constance cried
"Let me explain something to you. I tried really hard to make things work out with your father, I really did. But he wasn't ready to commit. He didn't want to let go of the past, so I had to let him go. But believe me, I loved your father very much, but he's put me through so much shit in the past. I couldn't deal with it anymore." Felicia explained
"And what makes you think Cody isn't going to do the same thing?" Constance asked
"Because Cody isn't your father. Cody is genuine, sweet, and he loves you. He loves you so much Constance, but you won't let him in. You're so wrapped up in yourself to let anyone in. That's why you need to let go of this fantasy that me and your father are going to get back together. Cause it's not going to happen." Felicia said
Constance saw the look on Felicia's face and knew that she wasn't lying. But she still wanted her father to be apart of her life.
"What about Brenda?" Constance asked
"What about her?" Felicia asked
"Don't you think she deserves to know that you'll never get back with dad?" Constance asked
"She already knows." Felicia said
"Oh so you explained this to her and not me?" Constance asked getting angry
"Because I knew you would act like this. See you may look like your father, but you act just like me. Rude, obnoxious, self-centered, and just down right evil. But you know, that acting like that isn't going to get you anywhere in life. I wasn't always like this. Before I met your father, I didn't curse as much as I do now. I trusted people, but now…I don't even know if I can trust Cody. But I can tell you this, if I don't give him a chance, then I will live the rest of my life wondering "what if"." She said, "Do you want that for me? Do you want me to be lonely for the rest of my life?"
"You'll have us." Constance said
"You know what I mean, Constance." Felicia said
"I guess not. I mean I guess I could give Cody a chance." She said
"Thank you." Felicia said giving Constance a hug
As they walked back to the elevators, Constance stopped.
"What's wrong?" Felicia asked
"Did you get a separate room for me and Brenda?" Constance asked
"Yeah, why?" Felicia asked
"Just checking. I don't want a repeat of what happened last night." Constance said shaking the images out of her head
Felicia started laughing, and once they reunited with the group they headed towards their rooms. The adults got separate suites while the kids had to share a suite. Constance and Brenda got their own room, while Patrick, David, Xavier, and Ryder had to share the other.
"Yes! I get my own bed…finally." Brenda said jumping on her twin bed
"I know, it can't get any better than this." Constance said jumping up on the bed
Just then there was a knock on their door, and Constance and Brenda looked at one another. Brenda walked to the front door and opened it. Brenda felt like her heart was going to jump out of her mouth and she nearly started screaming.
"Daddy!" Brenda screamed
Randy held out his arms and Brenda jumped into him. Constance walked out of her room and ran towards the door.
"Dad, what are you doing here?" Constance asked with a bright smile on her face
"Well, I talked to your uncle John and he told me that you would be here, so I decided to come too." Randy said
"Is that ho Samantha with you?" Constance asked
"Yes, Samantha is with me, and she's not a ho." Randy said
"Well, she is in my book." Felicia said from behind
"Oh shit." Constance mumbled
"Hey Felicia, I thought you would be out shopping." Randy said
"Well as much as I would love to, I couldn't go anywhere without saying bye to my kids." She said
"Okay, well while you're out shopping I'll take the girls to the park with me and Samantha." He said
"I don't fuckin' think so. I would rather catch a chronic disease and die than to go within a hundred feet of that skanky bitch." Constance spat
"Well, I see someone has picked up on your mother's bad language." Randy said
"It's not mom's fault that you're stupid fuck. You're the reason why she started using bad language in the first place, so basically it's all your fault. Everything that went wrong in our lives is because of you, Randy." Constance said
"I would rather you call me dad." Randy said
"See, I already have a dad. And you're not him." Constance said
Just then Samantha walked down the hall and stood beside Randy, "Am I interrupting something?"
"No, Randy was just leaving. And if either of you bother me, Brenda, or any other part of my family, I will kick your ass myself." Constance threatened
Felicia smiled and raised her eyebrow, "Come on sweetie, lets get you and the kids ready for bed. It's late and you kids have a big day tomorrow."
"See, you lucky I'm getting ready to go to sleep. Otherwise you'd suffer my undeniable wrath." Constance said walking into the hotel room
Before Felicia walked into the room she turned around to face Randy, "Oh, and if you so much as say "hello" to the kids in the park tomorrow, I will make sure that you never wrestle again." Felicia said
With that said, Felicia slammed the door in Randy's face.
Meanwhile,
Sadie was crying hysterically as she held the pregnancy test in her hand. Dave kept knocking on the door, but she ignored it. It wasn't the right time to have another baby, and there was no way in hell she was ready for another baby.
"Sweetheart it's going to be okay. Just open the door." Dave pleaded
"Leave me alone David! Just get out…Get out!" Sadie yelled, "It's your fault I'm in this mess again, dammit David!"
Dave gave up and left the hotel room, on his way to the lobby he ran into John.
"Hey man, what's up?" John asked
"Man, Sadie's pregnant again." Dave said
"Wow, I mean isn't that a good thing?" John asked
"I don't even know. I mean Sadie and I wanted a whole lot of kids, but she's just so picky." Dave said
"Picky about what?" John asked
"She wants the kids to be at least a couple years apart. And after she had the boys she swore that she wouldn't have kids for a couple of years." Dave said
"And let me guess, when she found out she was pregnant she kicked you out of the room?" John asked
"Yep." Dave said nodding his head
"Well, I know exactly what you need my friend. Come on, I'll show you exactly what I did when I found out that Ashley was having Ryder." John said walking with Dave
Later that night…
When Dave and John arrived back at the hotel, John basically had to carry Dave through the lobby. Seeing as how he was drunk off his ass, John wasn't about to take him back to the hotel room he shared with Sadie. So, John got an idea…. Instead of taking him back to his own room, he's put him in the room with the kids…Oh great idea, jackass…
"Dave you literally need to lay off the protein shakes, I could barely carry you through the damn lobby." John said laying him down on the couch
"Johnny man, I don't feel so good." Dave said as he tried to sit up
"Oh hell no, you better not blow chunks on me, Dave. Hold it in…I'll go get a trashcan." John said running to find a trashcan
Once he found a trashcan he handed it to Dave, and well lets just say all the alcohol that Dave had that night, ended up in the trashcan. Just then Brenda walked out of the bathroom rubbing her eyes.
"Uncle John, what are you doing in here? And why does it smell like rotten food?" Brenda asked
"Um, don't worry about. Just go back to bed." John said
"Do you want me to call Auntie Ashley?" Brenda asked
"God no, I mean, no…Just go back to bed. Everything is just fine." John said
Brenda shrugged her shoulders and walked back into the room she shared with Constance.
"Dave you owe me big time." John said
But when John looked down at Dave, he was passed out cold.
"Alright, he's out. So that means I can go back to my room and go to sleep." John said walking out of the room
Well, Dave didn't take Sadie's pregnancy well…so what's going to happen when Felicia finds Dave asleep on the couch in the kid's room? Read and Review
Madelina