Ten Things
by Mademoiselle Mirabelle
The ten things Cloud hates about Diane and Numair's relationship.
They're always second guessing whether the other on really loves them or not. Why can't they be sensible and accept that they're mates.
Like all humans they're fixated on the concept of mating, should they or should they not, but since Midsummer that has gotten much better. There is no need for me to say why.
They think they can bribe me with apples and sugar cubes when they come to take a tumble in the hay. That might work with other horses, but this horse isn't going to play lookout. I figure that when they finally get caught in the stables they will be practical and confine their activities to their room.
They take tumbles in the hay in the first place.
They think that I don't know what's going on when they both leave the campsite at the same time when we're out on missions.
Diane won't let me bite Storkman.
Diane won't let me bite Storkman when they start getting frisky in my saddle.
Diane won't even let me bite Storkman to warn him about something.
They always get too wrapped up in each other when they're supposed to be doing something else and forget to keep an eye out. It is fun when they get caught though. Especially when they get caught by The Lioness.
It took them forever to even admit they loved each other.