-1Thy enemy is named….Bob? Chapter: 1 Adriana's Bob

Gabby's A/N: Hehe… We were high.. Not really High, but hyper for our own good…. Off caffeine… And while your sick, you can come up with crazy things… And well, for some girls out there, the subject is kinda embarrassing. BUT, after you read this story, which I hope you stay with it, and when you're done reading this chapter, you'll be laughing so hard.. And it was sooo totally random… So random.! If you want to comment/review, yelling at us, that's fine.. If you want to review saying how much you found this funny, that's welcomed too.. Hehe.. I know I have laughed all night… lol. Enjoy! -Gabby

Sara's A/N: ok..well 4 my part of the a/n i just thought i should say that i came up w/this idea not my sister!!!!1 MWUAHAHAHAHAHA...luv ya gabby!!!!!! hehe..ne ways...im the 1 that sick & wut not...but i had rdmly came up w/this idea at 11:30pm & told my sister the rdm story we should put on ffic...i think its DEAD HILARIOUS i keep laughing & my sister keeps looking at me annoyed like I've gone PHSYCO!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH SEESH...she wont stop bugging me as i write my a/n darn her!!!!!! which means PAYBACK TIME!!!!!! u better run while u can gabby cuz i no where u sleep!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA ne ways hope u enjoy while i go get gabby & do something really hmmm..not sure yet but i'll no when i get her...MWUAHAHA again enjoy & no that IT WAS MY IDEA not Gabby's!!!! hehe...peace out & enjoy.. -Sara-

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"AAAAHHHHH...OMG!" Adriana screamed from upstairs bathroom.

Downstairs in the living room, Grissom, Sara, and Hannah heard Adriana scream, then Grissom spoke up after hearing his daughter scream.

"What in the world is she screaming about?" But before anybody could answer they heard Adriana scream again.

"OMG! ITS BOB!" Adriana yelled once again from the upstairs bathroom. "ERR!"

"Who in the world is Bob?" Grissom said.

"You don't wanna know dad. Seriously." Hannah said.

"HANNAH! Please get me something!!!" Adriana yelled from the upstairs bathroom.

"I'm coming! Hold your horses!" yelled Hannah as she was making her way upstairs.

Meanwhile downstairs, Grissom was looking at Sara.

"Do you know who Bob is dear?" Grissom asked her.

"Yep. I'll tell you later though, when the girls go to bed." Sara said chuckling.

"Ok." Grissom said.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Flashback - Adriana

"Mom? Can you come in here please?" Adriana hollered for her mom.

"Coming Adriana." Sara said while sighing. When she got to the bathroom door and knocked. "What is it?"

"Um, can you come in here, and uh, tell me what the heck is wrong?" Adriana stuttered.

"I guess." Sara said while opening the bathroom door.

"What is this brown stuff?"

"Um honey?" Sara said shocked.

"Mom?" Adriana said with tears in her eyes. "Please tell me I'm not dying. I'm not ready to die yet."

Sara bust out laughing at that time. And there was NO stopping her.

"MOM! This ISNT FUNNY! What if I'm dying? Do you WANT me to die?!" Adriana flustered getting really frustrated.

"No. I'm laughing..." Sara paused still laughing. "I'm laughing..." Sara then lost it. "You think you're gonna die?" Sara kept laughing. "You just started

your period."

"What the hell? Are you serious?"

"Hey watch the language." Sara said firmly while trying to stop laughing.

"And yes, I'm serious."

"Oh God. This is sooo embarrassing." Adriana put her head into her hands.

"Hun, there is nothing to be embarrassed about a period. Just use pads, and your set." Sara explained. "Though, do remember to change them."

"Errr. GRR! Can I name this, this, thing?" Adriana grumbled. "I dont like this. And I am so NOT going to refer it as a period."

"Sure. Just, uh name it anything I guess. But I have never known anyone to name their periods."

"Its name is Bob. I don't like Bob at school. So its name is Bob." Adriana said satisfied. "There. Its name is Bob."

End Flashback

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

As Adriana and Hannah said goodnight and gave their night hugs and kisses on the cheeks, they headed to bed.

As Gil and Sara were undoing their bed to go to sleep, Sara spoke up.

"Gil, if I tell you this, you cannot tell our daughter this. When it happened, it was so hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing." Sara said while chuckling.

"Got it. No telling Adriana. Check." Grissom said making a mental checklist. "Anything else?"

"Nope. Just listen up." Sara said.

"Deal."

"Ok, it was a few months before Adriana's 12th birthday, and while I was upstairs cleaning out the closet, Adriana calls me to the bathroom. She is like freaking out. She wanted to know what this brown stuff was. I was shocked. And I guess I kinda stuttered, and she goes buzerks." Sara pauses, trying not to laugh. "Anyways, she starts freaking out big time. She started crying and thinking she was going to die. And that's when I busted out laughing."

"You. Started busting out laughing?" Grissom looked surprised.

"Oh come on Gil, I do bust out sometimes." Sara swatted him on the shoulder.

"Ok. Ok. Mercy. Go on please." Gil said.

"Anyways. I busted out laughing. She gets on my case about how she could be dying and how I am laughing at it. I finally get my grips and tell her she started her period."

"What did she say about it?" Grissom said, knowing almost all the facts about women and their 'health' things.

"She was like 'What the hell? are you serious?' and I told her to watch her language and that I was serious enough."

"Our daughter. At 11, cussed?" Gil said shocked.

"Gil, its not like they weren't doing it behind our backs already." Sara said.

"Well, true, true." Gill mumbled.

"And so, I tell her to use pads. And to change them frequently. Suddenly, she asks if she can 'name' her period. And I was like, uh, sure. And that I had never heard someone name their period before. But, she named it after Bob. That boy that picked on her during school."

"Ha. She named her periods after Bob? Little Bobby James?" Gil asked.

"He's not so little anymore Gil. You outta see him now." Sara said.

"Yeah, I know. I seen him the other day. Its just I remember him as a kid."

"Yep so do I." Sara paused. "Now, lets get some sleep." Sara said as she turned out her light on her side of the bed.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------