Kisame's sad and bad day. (Okay maybe not sad so sue me)Fine so its just weird so sue me.
First off, me no own naruto or his pals.
Tank U.
Kisame happily hummed a tune as he listened to his new Ipod. 'Yes sir, I'm cuban Pete! I am the...' He was cut short by The Akatsuki Leader, or as I so lovingly call him... TAL.
"Meeting in the garden!!" He yelled, "In the cactus patch!!"
Itachi groaned.
"Oh come on!! Not the cactus patch! We just had a meeting in the pigs pen!!"
"And!" yelled Zetsu, "We also had a meeting in the oven, which you said to leave on for the cookies..."
Even Tobi had to say,
"Let's not forget the time we had a meeting in the refrigerator..."
Deidara also said,
"And that oh so fateful meeting in the shark pool... At least Kisame enjoyed himself..."
"Just Shaddup and do what I say!!"
After all the Akatsuki's finally got in the cactus patch, there was a prolonged period of groaning and moaning before the meeting finally began.
"Fellow Akatsukis," began TAL, "It is time for our annual shopping victim, as we are running out of supplies."
"AH HA!!" yelled sasori, "You finally admit its VICTIM, eh?"
"Sorry, I mean volunteer." replied TAL, "We'll all draw straws and the one with the pink straw has to take the shopping list from everyone. Sound fair?"
A general mumbling began around the Akatsukis... And they all came to a conclusion.
"Fine"
All the Akatsukis drew straws and poor Kisame got the pink one.
"Waaaaaahhh!!!!" Wailed Kisame.
"Yeahhhh!!!!" Cheered the other Akatsukis.
"Damdamdamdamdam!" cried Kisame.
"Shaddup, We already prepared our shopping list. Get'em from our rooms." Yelled Hidan as he shuffled back to his room.
"Aw don't feel bad Kisame... I had to do the last round... It's not that bad..." Comforted Sasori.
"For the last time, stop treating Kissy like a baby!" Yelled Itachi from across the cactus patch. "And get back to your room!!"
"Stop calling me Kissy! I have a full name!" wailed poor little Kisame.
"Hey, come on. I mean Diyeddarah doesn't mind..." Replied Itachi.
"Like hell I don't! It's Deidara!! D...E...I...D...A...R...A...!"
"Howsabout that saysorry."
"Sasori." Answered Sasori.
"How about you Hi-dan?"
"Dan? Where?" Asked TAL innocently.
"To-be?"
"Please stop messing about with peoples names Itachi-san." Replied Tobi.
"Fine." mumbled Itachi.
"Yeah!" continued Deidara. "How would you like it if we started calling you... Weasle-face?!"
"I'm defeated! Shaddup!" Yelled Itachi running back into his room.
After Kisame had picked up all the Akatsukis shopping lists he proceeded to the mall. When he finally reached the mall. Kisame breathed a sigh of relief. He took out Hidans shopping list:
1. New Underwear
2. Milk
3. Polish
4. Chicken soup
5. Frogs legs
Kisame stared at list in disbelief for 5 seconds. How the hell was he supposed to know what size underwear he wore?! Oh well... Buy one of everysize I guess. Thank god they were having buy 1 free 1 sale.
He got the Milk, Polish and Chicken soup easy enough... Now, frogs legs?! Oh man!! The french section should have them.
After he completed Hidans shopping...
Tobi's list:
1. 27 rolls of masking tape.
O.o WTF?! Anyway, Getting that was easy enough. Now lets see...
Zetsu's list:
1. Shark fins
2. Mackerel
3. 3 bottles of beer
4. Seaweed
5. Dipweed
Kisame stared at the list and shuddered. He finally found the fish section and bought the shark fins and mackerel. The 3 bottles of beer were no issue and niether was the seaweed. But what on earth was Dipweed? Kisame had no choice. He bought an episode of dilbert for him.
TAL's list:
1. Seventeen gallons of shade 13 flouroscent grey paint.
2. Seventeen gallons of shade 13 glossy grey paint.
3. Seventeen gallons of shade 13 Glow in the dark grey paint
Okay... Shopping for the team was now getting pure creepy. He had to visit virtually hundreds of other stores to get enough paint. And now lets see...
Kurousu's list:
1. Anti Hidan spray.
Anti Hidan spray?! What the heck was that?! Oh well... search the Naruto section. Sure enough, There it was on the highest part of the shelf printed in bold majestic letters... ANTI-HIDAN SPRAY... For KUROUSU's ONLY. Kisame stared...
"F-for Ku-ku-kuro-sss-su'-u's Oh-h-n-n-liii... Oh! For Kurousu's Only! I see!"
Now Deidara's list...
1. Weed Killer (Two pls)
2. Rat traps (Three pls)
3. Play dough (Eight sets pls... Any will do)
'Oh... well. This is the sanest list in all of the above I guess.' Thought Kisame to himself as he strolled down the aisle gathering the named objects.
Now... Sasori's list:
1. Playing cards
2. UNO cards
3. A dead carcass.
Kisame stared at the third number in the list. Bad english... Should be dead body. He got all three easily enough whilst hoping nobody notices the manager is missing.
Now, for Itachi's list:
FanPCgamermagazinesomesilkropesstringsantifangirlspraybibleteddybear
Kisame stared at the list. Gawd!! How he wished Itachi would at least leave a space in between the words. Lets see...
"Fan" Kisame found that easily.
"PC gamer magazine" OK.
"some...silk" erm... done.
"r-ropes" done.
"Strings and tea... Done"
"Fangirl spray." Wow. Okay.
"Bible and teddy bear... Finished!!"
Kisame sighed in relief. He finally made it back to the Akatsuki Hidout without buying anything of his own. He was too tired. He recieved his pay and went soundly to sleep as the Akatsukis rampaged the bags for their items. And Itachi sprayed a handful of what he thought was 'ANTI fangirl spray' on himself and left the house... A blood curdling scream was soon heard thereafter.
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