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"WHAT THE CRAP!!! YOU STEPPED ON MY DONUT!!" Sesshy yelled. He threw his Sango plushie at Inuyasha.
"GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY CLOSET!!" Inuyasha screamed.
"YOU GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY DONUT!" Sesshy yelled and threw his Naraku plushie at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha ripped the plushie in half.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"I now pronounce you man and wife!" the priest said. "You may now kiss the bride!"
Shippo kissed his fox magic.
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"OOOOOO You touch my tra la la!! MMMMM my ding ding dong!!" Kanna jumped on a table and started dancing.
"SHE'S A MANIAC!!" Kagura shouted and joined her.
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"Sniff…I never even knew her name…she was so important to me…" Inuyasha sobbed.
"There's always Sesshomaru." Sango consoled.
"I'm a Barbie Girl! In my Barbie Wooorrldd Life In Plathic! It'th fantathtic! You can bruthh my hair! And touch me everywhere! Imaginatthon that is your creatthon!" Sesshomaru sang.
"Come on Barbie lets go party!" Miroku ran in wearing a diaper.
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"I now pronounce you man and wife." The priest said. "You may now kiss the bride!"
Koga kissed a tree.
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"Ok here's the plan…we're going to enter here and go out through here. When Naraku gives the word, Kagome and I will jump over the fence and into the dog house. After ten seconds we'll make a run for it, that's when Kirara will throw her boomerang and break down the door. Any questions?" Ayame asked.
"Can I have a piggy back ride?" Jaken said.
"Only on Tuesdays!"
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"OH NO!! OH NO THIS IS BAD THIS IS REALLY VERY BAD!!" Hakudoshi screamed.
"What's the matter!?!"
"I forgot to save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco!"
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
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"Like…what are you doing?" Sango asked.
"This is for years of peanut butter and jelly time!" Kikyo tossed a firecracker in Sango's Easy Bake Oven.
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Dun dun dun dun! (Snap, Snap) Dun dun dun dun! (Snap, Snap) Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun (Snap, Snap) Dun dun dun dun! (Snap, Snap) Dun dun dun dun! (Snap, Snap) Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun (Snap, Snap)
Inutaisho: We're creepy and we're kooky!
Izayoi: Mysterious and spooky!
Sesshomaru: We're altogether ooky!
Inuyasha: The Inu family!
Inutaisho: Our house is a museum!
Izayoi: When people come to see em!
Sesshomaru: We really are a screaum!
Inuyasha: The Inu family!
Inutaisho: Dun dun dun dun…(Snap, Snap) Neat…
Izayoi: Dun dun dun dun…(Snap, Snap) Sweet…
Sesshomaru: Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun…(Snap, Snap) Petite…
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"No soup for you!" Bankotsu slapped Koga with a trout.
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"Everyone say cheese!" Rin said.
"Cheese!"
"Queso!"
"Fromage!"
"Käse!"
"De kaas!"
"Queijo"
"Ost!"
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Kagura and Kanna: Spider-Naraku, Spider-Naraku, does whatever a Spider-Naraku does…
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"Hey…" Jaken sat next to Sesshomaru.
"What?"
"Is that your tail on your shoulder?"
"Nah…its armpit hair…"
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"I now pronounce you man and wife." The priest said. "You may now kiss the bride!"
Naraku kissed Starbucks.
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"Come with me…and you'll be…in a woooorrrld of…pure imagination!" Onigumo sang.
"KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!" Kikyo shouted.
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"A clue a clue!" Shippo shouted.
"What's that kids? You see a clue?" Kirara asked. "Where is it?"
"Right there!"
"Right where?"
"Right there!"
"I still don't see it…"
"Right there!"
"I'm lost you gotta help me where is it?"
"Right in front of you!" Shippo threw a hammer at Kirara.
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"We've been selling dick fors." Sota said.
"What's a dick for?...ah crap." Miroku walked away.
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"Hey look a banana peel. I better watch my step." Kohaku said.
(SLIP!)
"Ah crap there goes my back…"
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"Bark Bark! Ruff!" Koga barked.
"What is it Lassie!? Is Timmy stuck in the well!?" Grandpa asked.
"NO I SAID I WANTED A DOGGY TREAT GOSH! I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU PEOPLE!" Koga stormed out.
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"The winner of best adult film goes to…Sesshomaru!"
"WOOHOO!!!" Sesshomaru got his award.
"That's our dog." Kagome told some guy.
"Yea." Kikyo added.
"Heh, you two are kinda cute. You could be in an adult film…a little girl on girl action…" said some guy.
"Uh!" Kagome was shocked.
"Inuyasha say something!" Kikyo said.
"Pfft, goodluck pal I've been barking up that tree for 50 years."
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