A Poem for Giggles

by TheHTFACfic

Since Valentine's day is up, I've written a poem of a pink chipmunk, and her cheating ways to betray Cuddles. Please note that I don't even like Giggles. So Reader's Discretion is Advised.

A poem for Giggles.

Flaky, you're red,

Petunia, you're blue,

Giggles, you're a slut,

And that's why I f*cking hate you.

You are an annoying bitch,

Your deaths are my enjoyment,

Cuddles could've done better,

He shouldn't date an embarassment.

Now go kill yourself Giggles,

Do it right now,

I wanna see you do it,

I don't care how.

Why are you going out with Russell,

Do you know he's too old for you,

What do yo mean you don't care,

Now she wants to date me too?

Now she's going out with Flippy,

This I gotta see,

Ha! Flippy killed her with a rose,

Oh crap, now he's gonna kill me!

THE END

Splendid: ... The hell is this crap?

Apparently, there are so many Giggles haters. I don't know if one person likes it.

Splendid: No one will f*cking like it!

Maybe Cuddles wouldn't like it.

Splendid: No, I said nobody.

Want me to show you the kyptonut again?

Splendid: (Pauses) ...I'll be good.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!