Disclaimer: I do not own twilight!
AN: hi guys, this story is really funny, I promise you will die from laughter, there is some new characters but our very much loved twilight characters are still in there, watch out for some Eddie and Jake action, enjoy! Ps: Renessme is not born yet and I love the Cullen's even if my characters are a bit cold toward them, no pun intended.
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Chapter1: Why does faith like to taunt me?
Nessa's pov:
I don't believe this! Sam is an idiot, when a vampire invites you to stay at their house, you say no, especially if you are a werewolf.
I can't believe the others are ok with this,
Sam, Emily, Leah, Jacob, Quill, Embry, Paul, Rachel and I have to go stay with the Cullen's because half of the rez burnt down, what is wrong with hotels?
I asked why I couldn't go with Jared and the others to Spain but Sam said he already told the leeches I was coming and it would be rude... yeah I kid you not.
So tomorrow we go to the vampire's house and stay there for 3 months, now excuse me while I go find a container for my joy.
Rosalie pov:
When Esme made a decision, she stuck by it, so when we all tried to pull her away from the idea of letting werewolves (our natural enemies) stay at our house, she went absolutely angry vampire on us. I mean honestly the house would smell like wet dogs for three months I don't know why Carlisle can't man up and try to convince Esme, but he said it would be a good chance for us to make kids our own age, excuse me but I never asked to be friends with mutts, I would rather be friends with humans, yes I am that desperate. Sue me.
Alice pov:
I hate it when we have arguments, it makes my visions all blurry which makes me stressed; I can't even begin to think how Edward must be feeling.
The wolves coming to stay at our house were not something I hated, it meant I got more people to dress up, but imagine the tension.
Rosalie and Edward hated the idea for very different reasons.
Emmett thought it would be great because he could challenge them to arm- wrestling matches and figure out who was more cool and immortal worthy, his words not mine. Sometimes the words that come out of that boys mouth, surprises me.
Bella thought it would be fun with the rez here; Jasper wasn't really bothered, he said that as long as they don't cross him he will stay away, I love my Jazz.
Esme pov:
I was excited, I will get to cook for more than just Bella and it's a great idea for the kids, but they are not all happy with the idea. Carlisle backed me up and once I went ballistic on the kids they never argued with me. The thing I was most worried about was how many fights would break out; I guess I need to get in touch with home depot ...AGAIN!
Bella pov:
This was going to be hard, Edward and Jacob in the same house for 3 months... I could hear the arguments already.
"Hey, you ok?" Edward asked softly, as he wrapped his arms round me.
I nodded and snuggled closer to him.
"Go to sleep now my beautiful Bella, because it's the last day of peace you are going to get for the next few months."
Ain't that right!
An: I know that this bit was not that good but I just wanted to get it out of the way , keep reading please , it gets better I promise!