Sarah awoke, opening one eye as the sun crept under her curtains. She groggily rolled over to glance at the clock when she felt a weight bear down upon her as the wind left her lungs.
Srah looked up into the face of her attacker. Her super best Kyla. She chuckled as Kyla began to bounce.
"Guess who's eighteen today bitch." Kyla sung as the sounds of Kendras adorable high pitch laugh sounded from beside them.
"I guess I am." Sarah sighed. Kyla stopped, staring at the petite noirette as Kendra helped her off the bed.
"What's wrong Sarah?" Kyla quizzed. Sarah shrugged as she tossed back the covers revealing she was in fact nude under the blankets.
Kyla shied away from staring as Kendra plucked out her cell and began quickly snapping pictures.
Sarah glared toward the two as she quickly pulled on some clothes.
"I just….. I'm sick of doing the same shit every year. It's tedious… I'm fucking over it." She groaned. Her two gal pals nodded enthusiastically. Sarah could tell they were plotting something. Her two besties always went silent when they lost their minds on a train of thought.
Kendra cleared her throat.
"I know where we can get some fake ID's and then we can get drunk." She chirped. Kyla shook her head.
"Simple minded bimbo, you're always thinking so small….. I was thinking fake ID's but then we could travel anywhere you want as long as you got petrol." Kyla butt in, offending the girl with the sapphire eyes poking from under her hoodie.
Sarah slowly paced back and forth. She slumped on the foot of her bed, frustrated and pinched the brim of her nose.
"You two are insane…. I would surely get grounded for this." Sarah snarled causing the girls to laugh.
"That's only if we get caught Sarah." Kendra chirped, forcing Sarah to stare toward her and smirk wickedly.
The three girls left Sarahs home and chattered as they made way toward the other person they knew they'd definitely want to accompany them on a trip….. Lana, who they for some unknown reason they'd always referred to as Buttercup.
The girls stood on the doorstep of Buttercups home and knocked three times loudly. From inside they heard nervous mumbling,then someone tripped over something with a yelp.
Sarah, Kyla and Kendra burst in to see Buttercup sprawled on the floor gingerly staring up toward them.
"Well… h-h-ey girls. What are you doing this lovely Spring mornin'?" She chirped, trying her damndest to take the focus over the fact the other three had witnessed her usual clumsiness.
Kyla approached Buttercup, extending a hand as the red head pulled the blonde to a standing position.
"Thanks Ky." Buttercup stammered, wrapping the ginger up in a genuinely warm embrace. Kyla shook her way free and moved back toward Kendra and Sarah.
Sarah swallowed hard staring onward toward Buttercup as the fidgety blond knocked her closed fists together and gently nibbled her bottom lip.
"Do you wanna come on a trip with us Lana?" Sarah finally blurted out with assistance from Kylas elbow in her ribs.
Buttercup shook her head from side to side, her eyes gazing around frightened.
"Oh hamburgers… gals. I can't….. I'm grounded again, my parents are awful dirty with me for what I did this time." She mumbled.
Sarah let out a long groan and Kyla rolled her eyes as Kendra scrolled through some man on man porn on her cell phone.
The super bests looked toward their hooded companion. Kendra finally felt their gazes turning her attention to them.
"What?!" She snarled, shoving her phone back in the pocket of her blue sknny jeans. Kyla and Sarah sported identical devilish grins.
"You stay here and convince Buttercup she's coming with." Sarah ordered, ignoring the long groan escaping Kendras lips.
Sarah didn't give the scruffy haired blonde a choice, she quickly snapped at Kylas hand and dragged her from Buttercups home. Once outside Kyla dug her feet into the ground.
"What the fuck Sarah?" She whined. Sarah tightenedher grip around her super bests, slender wrist.
"We're going to see Crissy." Sarah explained. Kyla vocalized in violent portect, sounding like a demon fresh from the pitts of hell.
"What the fucking fuck…. Crissy Tucker? But don't we loathe her?" Kyla yelped still being dragged. Sarah nodded.
"Well if I'm being honest, we don't like her….. but Crissy Tucker is better than having to put up with fucking fat tits….. and" Sarah snorted to be cut short.
"Well, well, fucking well. If it isn't my favourite pair of carpet cleaners Kyla Brovloski and Sarah Marsh. How is my favourite hellbound jew on Christian lesbians this morning?" The voice questioned.
Sarah spun around and eyed Erin Cartman. Kyla moaned and fell silent standing before Erin. Kyla and Erin's history was nothing short of a disaster. Kyla took a step backward, away from Sarah; and more importantly away from Erin. Sarah chuckled.
"Speak of the fucking devil…You're just jealous, I could have a beautiful red head like Kyla and you get to bask in the glory of your fatness probably flicking your bean nightly knowing no one will ever love you." Sarah said maintain her cool, calm exterior.
Erins face turned a bright shade of red and she clutched her meaty little fists as she stomped her feet.
"I'm not fucking jealous Se-rah…..and I'm not fucking fat eith-ar. Kye-lar and you are rug munchers and you call me fat to cover it." Erin exploded, pronouncing the words wrong as she did when she was aggravated.
"I heard you telling that little blonde butt smear, about your plans to head to Mexico today….. I will definitely come. You don't even need to ask me." Erin said, eerily changing within no time back to her asshole self.
Sarah turned back to Kyla and linked arms with her, the pair began to walk away when Erins whiney, moaning voice pierced through their skulls once more.
"Where are you bitches going?" Erin cried out, making chase as fast as her stubby little legs would move.
"We're going to invite Crissy for my birthday celebration, Cartman." Sarah growled.
Erin stopped as the other two continued walked and clenched her eyes shut, attempting to hold back her rant to no avail.
"Crissy Tucker….. you don't even like that slut. And don't call me fucking Cartman!"