Authors Note: Bella is a Vamp. Now it was written by Fanpyre, and IFeelYourPainAndJoy.

Disclaimer: Twilight does not belong to us only Stephanie Meyer but the plot is so ours!

Chapter 1 -Family Tournament

BPOV

"Children come downstairs please." Called Carlisle.

I was with Edward in our room just listen to music and having some alone time.

"What's this about Edward?" I asked

" I don't know love Carlisle is blocking his mind from me" replied Edward

"Well then we better not keep them waiting" I said and we made our way to the living room.

"So Dad what's up?" asked Emmett straight out.

We all hushed waiting for his response we could all feel the excitement in the room and suspense, as usual Alice was already grinning.

"Well since we are on break for a while I thought we should have a family bonding tournament" said Carlisle

"SWEET! Ha Eddie and Jazz get ready to lose to my superiourness!" replied Emmett.

The two boys just rolled their eyes, making us girls laugh at their competitiveness and childishness.

"Hold on children, let us explain the rules and the teams first." said Esme

Before she could continue Rosalie exclaimed

"WHAT TEAMS! Aren't we in our original pair??" Rosalie did have a point I thought to my self…

"Well if you stop interrupting I might be able to explain it to you. There will be 3 teams while Esme and I are the judges. There will be 5 challenges, where the winner of the competition will be the team that wins the most challenges. We will tell you the challenges the day of. Also you are not allowed to use any powers and if you do, it will mean disqualification of you and you team mate. Any questions?" finished Carlisle.

"WHAT ARE THE TEAMS??" we all exclaimed together!

"Yes the teams are as follows, Edward and…." When Carlisle said this I gave a loving glance at my love, I knew I'd be teamed up with him.

"Rosalie" said Carlisle. This took a moment for me register.

"WHAT" screamed Rosalie, Edward, Emmett, and myself.

"Are you insane Carlisle, me and Edward are usually at each other's throats most of the time" yelled Rosalie.

"Well this is a family bonding tournament and what better way to bond than with the ones you are not usually associated with." explained a calm Esme.

I was lost in thought…if Edward and Rose were a team who will I be with. Just then Emmett said exactly what I had just thought.

"Then who are we with??" whined Emmett

"Next it is Alice and you Emmett, and that leaves Jasper and Bella together." replied Carlisle.

"WAIT can we have………..TEAM MOTTOS??" asked a very excited Emmett.

"YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CARLISLE….oh wait I know your going to say yes so Emmett what will they be??" said Alice.

"I was thinking along the lines of 'Let it rip'" Said Emmett proudly.

"Ah… that's perfect its so flatulent!!" screamed my pixie sister.

"Erm… then we'll be…." I thought of something to keep up with the gaseous flow that was here.

"….Silent but Deadly" Jasper finished for me. I looked over to him in shock , but smiled because it was so funny.

"Ugh… fine then we'll be constipation and diarrhea …."

"don't mix." added Edward after Rose.

"Well although this is quite awkward then Carlisle and my self will be 'Wise bombs, know when to blow." Said Esme with a straight but serious face.

"All right everyone , make sure to get ready real early around 8 tomorrow"

As we were getting ready to leave I went over to Edward but stopped midway when Carlisle cleared his throat signalling that he had not finished yet.

"There are two things we've forgotten to tell you"

"What might those be?" Asked Rosalie with a scowl on her face.

"First we won't tell you whose won each challenge until the end, however comments will be given, secondly you can only spend you free time with your team member in either one of you rooms, during the duration of this competition.

"What?!" asked Emmett and Rose visible paling at the statement before them.

"How will we have sex??" asked Emmett bluntly.

"You can't have it and you shouldn't having it in front of other members either or with your team member" Explained Esme.

Oh my god, first when I was human I couldn't sleep with Edward and now that I can and won't get hurt I'm forbidden too. Life really is unfair! Wait I have an idea what if Edward and I have a secret rendezvous somehow. Mmmm.

"Uh-huh, that won't work Bella, and besides the forest floor isn't very comfortable, what if you get a stick stuck somewhere, I'll leave it up to you imagine where" Said Alice knowingly.

"Gee Alice a girl can fantasize ya'know." I said pouting.

"Mommy, Daddy: said Emmett in a childlike voice.

" Can we please get one last good bye kiss since we won't see each other for ….."

"Geez Emmett, it's for a week you bone head"

"I don't have a bone in my head although its somewhere else getting very aroused"

"UGH will you two stop it just say your good byes already" said Carlisle.

I made my way over to Edward as the others, made their way over to their partners, to say their final goodbyes for a week if not more!

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