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I know, I know-
"Another Sloth and Fyora story? What's this? What's with you being all stalkerish?"
"I tried to stop, really I did officer, but the thought of them secretly being together is so addicting!"
BUT ANYWAY- This might be one chapter or I might make this many different one-shot chapters, depending on if anyone wants to read more or not. Reviews would be extra nice, hint-hint. ;) Go read some of my other Sloth and Fyora stories if you haven't, or don't, it's whatever. :P
So anyway, let me start!
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Title: Opposites Attract
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(Up in space by Kreludor)
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"This could all be ours- Don't you see? If you join on my side all of Neopia will become ours in just a snap of our fingers. We can rule it the way we want too- We can destroy all the morons and imbeciles that are around the Neopia area!"
"-But I don't want you to be destroyed."
The Faerie Queen replied smoothly, smirking only slightly at the deadly glare that was sent her way, her pink eyes gazing into the scarlet eyes. Doctor Sloth sighed obnoxiously; rubbing one hand along his face while his other hand tightly gripped the edge of his wooden desk. A smirk crossed his lips at her response though, the faerie currently sitting on top of his desk, hands within her lap in a fashionable manner. With muscular arms the doctor pushed himself onto the desk right by her side, both just sitting by one another.
Before their eyes there was a large window that was a perfect view for looking out of Sloth's spaceship, the sight before them glorious. The stars hung around the sky as they flared away, meteors passing by without a glance as Neopia was before their sight. So many different lands, so many different colors, along with so many different changes- New lands, and that wasn't excluding that fact that Faerieland no longer floated in the air anymore.
"Haha, funny, funny- Didn't know the queen had a sense of evil humor."
"It comes with my job- Don't you always see me making funny faces at everyone while pushing Neopets to the ground?"
"Yeah- And my devilish looks and nice personality came with my job."
The two glanced at each other before bursting out in laughter, leaning against one another to help not fall to the ground. After a few minutes of laughing constantly they wiped the tears from their eyes, trying to calm themselves down.
"Nice personality, how you kill me."
"Coming from the one who just said how evil they were. But yes… Ahem…"
Sloth coughed before evilly grinning down at the faerie by his side, her eyebrow rising upwards on her pale forehead, cheeks filled with a pink tint to them. The doctor leaned downwards towards the queen, playing with a lock of lavender hair, tilting his head to the side.
"Back to the discussion- Now, why is it that you never even consider my offer of taking over Neopia by my side? My breath isn't that bad."
The faerie smirked slightly at his last comment, tilting her head backwards to look at his face.
"If I join your side then…"
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(Two months later, Faerieland on Fyora Day)
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"-All Neopets, faeries, and so forth would lose every ounce hope. Sense the beginning of my birth I was chosen to be the queen of all the faeries, good or evil. How can I turn my back against all those I have protected and loved for years? Though the sun would rise the next day after my betrayal in all their hearts they would not believe that for their once loving and true queen had betrayed them."
Fyora quietly replied from her position on her marble throne, gazing onwards with a smile as the crowd of faeries and neopets cheered away. It was Fyora Day once again and everyone had come to bring her gifts and such for this special occasion. The green skinned faerie by her side held the look of disgust, tugging at the black cloak and cardboard- Ahem, brown- wings, as the pair of scarlet eyes rolled sideways.
"Besides, Happiness Faerie, I do not want all control of Neopia."
"My oh-so precious queen, how can you say such things?"
The voice squeaked by her side, the Happiness Faerie leaning downwards so his, or should Fyora say her, scarlet eyes could gaze into the pair of pink eyes. His teeth bared slightly, hands placed upon the armrest of the queen's throne, both a little close to one another. The others in the castle room were laughing and cheering too much to pay mind to their conversation, too wrapped up in their own world.
"How about we do this fairly? You get half of Neopia and I get half so you don't have to control all of it, only some."
"No."
"Okay, you get twenty-five percent and I get seventy-five percent?"
"No."
"What about…"
"No. Why do you want me to help you take over Neopia? You've already tried hundreds of times without me, why can you not just do another plan without me once more?"
The Happiness Faerie placed the bottom half of his body on the armrest of the throne, the index of his green hand twirling away at a lock of Fyora's hair once again. The queen tilted her head to the side to pass him a raised eyebrow, though not saying a single word. Once more the Happiness Faerie leaned rather closely to the queen's pale face, a smirk tugging at the sides of his lips.
"It's like this…"
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(Two months later, Kreludor on Mutant Day)
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"-Though I'm fantastic and quite perfect, my plans always seemed to be foiled. If it's not the Space Faerie getting in my way it's some stupid little children that mess up everything. I'm only one genius; I can't destroy millions of Neopets all on my own."
Sloth grinned evilly behind his pair of goggles, pouring a little vial of glowing blue liquid into a beaker filled with blood red goop. Fyora was by his side, who was made to wear a lab coat and a pair of goggles also, as she watched the concoction by the doctor's side. The red goop swallowed the blue liquid away, once red now turning a dark purple, smoke beginning to leave the beaker from the mixture. The queen passed the evil doctor by her side a questioning expression.
"How can you believe that I would ever help you take over Neopia?"
"Because you love me?"
"Nice try."
She sniffed the air, a look of disgust now crossing her pale features, Sloth refusing to say out loud that her look was quite, maybe a little, slightly… No, no, don't say it, don't say it… Cute.
"What are you creating anyway? You've made me collect these items for you and you didn't even tell me why."
A dark chuckle left Sloth's lips before he could control himself, quickly realizing that he hadn't stopped his evil laugh in time. He turned his head over to the side to see Fyora glaring at him, the doctor trying his best to control his fits of laughter. Scarlet eyes narrowed as the sound of tapping was heard, noticing that the queen was tapping her index finger against the counter that held the devilish mixture that Doctor Sloth had just created.
"What is it?"
"Just a simple mixture."
"That?"
"That will enable me to take control over any neopet or faerie's mind! You place it into food or anything of that sort and once it enters their system they will be under my control! Muhahaha!"
"You weren't going to use that on me, were you?"
Her tone was calm and collected to anyone who barley knew her, but the doctor knew better- It made his body shiver at the cold tone he was given, he knew her well enough that he had just attacked her both emotionally and mentally. Sloth snarled, rolling his eyes as he placed a lid on top of his mixture- Long ago both Fyora and Sloth had made a deal that neither would interfere with each other's plans, meaning Fyora would never destroy his experiments and Sloth wouldn't choke her.
This was a fair relationship, well; ehh- As far as a villain and hero would take their relationship.
"How dare you."
Sloth sneered, now fuming with anger as he placed his dangerous mixture inside a metal box, snapping the box shut afterwards. He glanced over his shoulder to see the queen standing there, arms crossed over her chest while she simply gazed at him in wonder. The doctor strolled over towards her, placing one hand against his desk to lean over towards her, at least six inches taller than the faerie.
"We made a deal long ago…"
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(Two months later, Haunted Woods on October 31)
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"-We both agreed that you wouldn't touch anything dealing with my schemes to take over Neopia and I would never use any of my ideas against you. How could you believe that I would break that promise after all this time? I'm disgusted at you; you're acting more foolish than all those neopet pests."
Sloth hissed, throwing one arm in the air while his other arm was under Fyora's arm, both doctor and queen walking arm and arm in the Haunted Woods. This was one of those rare days that the two could be together without any lasers pointed at them or screams of fear. No one was allowed to know that the two were together- Come on, the most evil villain and the sweetest queen around together? What would everyone say?
Today was the day though that they could walk together arm in arm because of a two reasons… The first reason was that they were always together in the Haunted Woods on this day. Many Neopets were scared to even look at the woods out of fear, let alone actually walk around inside. And the second reason was that everyone thought they were wearing costumes, nothing more.
They were morons, yet Fyora wouldn't join him in taking over Neopia- Pfft, fool.
"Whoa! Look at their costumes, momma!"
Both the doctor and queen turned their heads around to see a mother Wocky being tugged by her youngest child, who was a baby Wocky dressed as a pumpkin, running towards them. By the mother's side was a teenage Kyrii, clearly dressed as a vampire, head tilted to the side. The little baby tugged at Fyora's dress, giggling away as the queen smiled gently at the gesture.
"Look at 'em, momma, look at 'em! She's dressed up as Queen Fyora, isn't she so pretty?"
"Yes, she does look lovely in her costume, doesn't she?"
Her pale cheeks flushed with a pink shade, a smile crossing her lips at the comment Sloth had absent-mindedly made about her. As the queen bent downwards towards the giggling child and smiling mother the doctor made eye contact with the teenage Kyrii, who passed him an annoyed expression. The tallest one in the group tilted his head backwards, a snarl now on his green features.
"What do you want, simpleton?"
"Your costume is so fake that it's unreal. Doctor Sloth isn't that ugly!"
"Jerry!"
The mother Wocky hissed, passing the other two adults an apologetic look as she whacked her son on his hip. The doctor's eyebrow twitched upwards as his fingertips danced towards his side pocket where his laser blaster was resting, this kid was going to have a taste of his 'ugliness'. How dare he say such things, if he wanted to be turned into a mutant so be it!
"I actually believe that his costume is very handsome, don't you my fair lady?"
Fyora questioned the mother, the giggling baby playing with her dress while Sloth was knocked out of his thoughts by her comment. Did she just say- Handsome…? That suck-up, if he wasn't so flattered he would have vomited at that very moment. The mother Wocky nodded in agreement, capturing one of her baby's hands as her blue eyes glanced over at the male adult, chuckling lightly.
"The costume is very realistic, both of your costumes are, I don't know if I should clap or be worried! Oh, kids these days, your costumes are fantastic! But I must ask something…"
"Why of course, yes?"
"How did you two come up with this costume idea? How did it ever occur in your minds to dress up as a couple like Doctor Sloth and Queen Fyora?"
The couple stayed silent as the two glanced at one another, the pair of scarlet eyes gazing downwards into the pair of pink eyes. Yes… How did they work out so well? He was Doctor Frank Sloth- The most widely known villain around who had Neopia in his clutches the most out of any other villain; he had been the one who had created mutants and so much more. So how had Faerie Queen Fyora Odette, the wisest and sweetest faerie of all, fall into his arms?
How was it that after all the times he constantly bothered her about joining his side and picked on her stupid faeries did she still smile at him? What was wrong with his mind that every time he saw he didn't want to destroy her but instead pull her into his grasp? How could, the mighty Doctor Sloth, fall deeply and madly in lo… Lov… In the name of Fyora just say it!
Love with Fyora herself?
That's when it appeared, the soft and wise smile she would always give off to him.
"What can I say? Opposites attract."
"Hmm… You know, you're right. But I have to say, if Fyora and Sloth were actually together and in love that would be like… Hmm, like…"
"Like Doctor Sloth being allergic to dandelions?"
"Hehe- Like that, yes! Well I should go; I need to hurry up their trick-or-treating before my little Sally's bedtime rolls around. Have a good night!"
"See ya guys."
"Have a good night Queen Fyora and Doctor Sloth!"
The family of three said before they began walking away, the shadows and fog covering up their wandering forms. As they left Sloth tilted his head to the side to pass Fyora a deadly glare, her arm slipping through his arm so they could lock arms. The queen raised an eyebrow at the look of annoyance and hatred on his face, her pink lips curling to the side at the expression.
"But I am allergic to dandelions."
"I know."
And that was the only answer he needed.
The End?
To Be Continued?
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