So...a good pal of mine and I were chatting on the messenger the other night, and we got to thinking...what's taking so long? WHY haven't Spongebob and Sandy kissed yet? We ended up having a really LONG--and weird--conversation. Now, I'm not bashing Stephen, although I'm afraid we made him come across as a bit of a...ninny...in this story...in reality we love him, and would hold him in the utmost respect! Since his character in this story is played interchangeably betwixt me and Keely, you might notice some personality fluxuations. This is perfectly normal!

DISCLAIMER

I do NOT own Spongebob. Spongebob Squarepants is a trademark of Viacom Inc. and Nickelodeon studios, created by Stephen Hillenburg.

END DISCLAIMER

Enjoy the story!

Meg: "We oughtta march down to Insino and have a little talk with Mr. Hillenburg." (smirks)

Keely: (grabs rope, the wack-o-matic 3000, comedy records, and smiles) "Let's do this!"

Meg: (grabs some awful comedy records) "WE'RE ON A MISSION! STAND BACK!"

Keely: "You got it!" XP "Let's go!"

Meg: (Hums the theme from Twilight Zone)

Keely: (lands at Meg's house in a rocket ship) "I dunno how that happens. C'mon, Meg! Stephen needs some help! FAST!" (lights flash, and she's in a suit, with the initials- GK.) "Ummm..IDK how THAT happens either...?"

Meg: (climbs aboard the rocket ship) "ALL ABOARD!!"

Keely: XD (grabs record player and puts the record on) "We are all ready to go! Next stop...Burbank California." (big grin spreads across face.) "Time to go and 'encourage' Mr.Hillenburg to give us...-the SpongebobxSandy fanclub- what we want! Are you with me?? OR are you with me???"

Meg: "How long of a flight are we on??" (checks the rocket speedometer)

Keely: "I dunno! I can't think right now!"

Meg: "Hmm..." (looks for an autopilot button) "Do we have an autopilot button?"

Keely: "Ummm..." (looks under can of soda.) "Yes! Here it is!"

Meg: (gasp) "Keely, have you been drinking pop on the job again?"

Keely: "I like soda!" (droops head) "And potato chips."

Meg: "Me too! I just can't believe you left me out!" (pulls out a giant bag of bbq potato chips)

Keely: "Ugh! You never told me about the bbq ones! No fair!" (tugs them away) "YOU can have salt and vinegar! YUCK!"

Meg: (tugs them back) "I want BBQ too! That's why I got the GIANT bag, hello!"

Keely: "Fine. I'll go see if I can find my SPECIAL bag of sour cream and onion ones! So THERE!"

Meg: (another gasp) "Sour cream and onion!?!?!? AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!?"

Keely: "Hey! Just because we are in a rocket ship together with multiple bags of potato chips doesn't mean we have to share!!! Hmmmm... What are you planning on doing to convince Hillenburg to get going with that ep?" (sneaks your bag off bbq chips)

Meg: "Not sure..." (sneaks your bag of sour cream&onion chips) "Any ideas?"

Keely: "No. Ooooh! How aboutb those records? They are VERY good at torturing." (sees Meg holding bag of sour cream and onion chips behind her back) "Gimme that!!!!"

Meg: (snatches the bag further away) "NO! And yes, I think the records are a marvelous idea." (smirks)

Keely: "Ok. You can have those. I'll just hork down the original. Hmm...Let's test the records!" (Flips on record) "Hey there boys and girls! This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteetz!"

Meg: (screams) "MAKE IT STOP!"

Keely: (holds hands tightly over ears) "Of course I have to! You are the one who turned it on in the first place!!!! Oh...wait...Ok. That was me. But it's kinda good. If you get used to it!" (uncovers ears)

Meg: (slowly opens her eyes) "Yeah, I guess once you get past the initial shock and kinda force yourself to get over it..." (cringes) "It's still pretty unbearable though, I can't imaging being forced to listen to this stuff..."

Keely: "YAY! That means that it'll work! Stephen will HAVE to make that ep now! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" (looks at record player) "Ok. That's enough. Time to turn this crud OFF!"

Meg: "Yes, THANK you!!" "So...how do we get in??"

Keely: "Through the...ummm...the...what's it called again?"

Meg: "We didn't think about that, huh."

Keely: XD

Meg: "I hope you're not thinking 'through the front door'...SPIES CAN'T USE THE FRONT DOOR, KEELY!"

Keely: "Yes!" (freezes) "I mean...no...of course not." (clears throat) "The air vents?"

Meg: "Maybe...darn, if only Patrick were here with his laser pants! He could get us through!!"

Keely: "Yeah! Speaking of Patrick...I must admit...I do sound a bit like him now!" (looks out the window of the rocket) "Ohhh! We're landing! YAY! Press the BIG red button! press it!" (jumps around excitedly) "You know you want to!"

Meg: "Keely, don't push it!! It's clearly labeled "Do Not Push." Why would you do a thing like that?"

Keely: (pushes it) "Huh? What did you say?"

Meg: (grabs onto her hat) "Any clue as to what this button does?" (goes flying across the rocket as it goes into hyperdrive)

Keely: "Ummm...No. What?" (sees the WARNING sticker next to the button. Reads it-) "Do not press unless you want to go soaring around the room and injure yourself. ONLY an idiot would press this button."

Meg: "SEE!!" (hangs on for dear life)

Keely: "It was obviously the BUTTON'S fault! Stupid button!" (accidently kicks the 'eject' button, and they fall onto the top of Nickelodeon Studios- YAY!) "YAY! We win!"

Meg: "Wow, that was surprisingly easy. Now, if only we knew where Stephen was..."

Keely: "Hmmmm..."

Meg: (glances up and down the hallway to see a conveniently located sign, reading "You are here")

Keely: XD

Meg: "How do they know where we are!?!?"

Keely: "I really DON'T know! Now where is he? I have this strange feeling..." (looks ahead, and sees a door saying, "This is where Stephen is, you two!")

Meg: "Once again, that was surprisingly easy."

Keely: "Yes! It was!"

Meg: "Let's go!" (grabs Keely's hand and goes flying through the door)

Keely: "Wheeee! Ow! Be careful!"

Meg: "Where is he??" (sees a sign on the desk "Out to lunch--back in ten minutes")

Keely: "We still have time. I think. How do we know how long this sign has been up? Nine minute ago? Maybe 8. Was it really, 10? Or maybe we only have 3 more minutes or..."

Meg: (slaps a hand over Keely's mouth) "Let's just say he'll be back in a MAXIMUM of ten minutes."

Keely: "Okie Dokey! Hmm... look at all of this!!!" (walls are lined up with all sorts of doodles and paintings of Spongebob and Friends) "It's..." (sniff) "...beautiful...isn't it?"

Meg: "OMG it's like...heaven!"

Keely: (touches a picture of Spongebob) "Oh...My...gosh. I can feel a wave of heaven go through my body when I touch it." If that makes any sense at all! XP "But look at this. It hasn't been finished yet...look." (points at one showing half of SB's face a bright pink) "What does this mean?"

Meg: "Yes...what DOES it mean?"

Keely: "Is he being...you know...kissed?"

Meg: (ponders for a long moment) (gets a glazed look in her eye)

Keely: (freezes) (looks back and a face turns white) "It's Stephen! He's back!"

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As always, reviews are highly appreciated! Keely and I put quite a bit of time into this story, so...tell us what you think!