A/N:

This is inspired by BurstAndBloom91. Also, it's my first FanFiction. Please don't be rash!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything.

- Alex

Chapter One

Percy Jackson is now pissed. My mother, Sally Jackson,made me wear a tuxedo for her wedding with Paul Blofis. Shit. (sent from moble.)

(Poseidon Olympus likes this.)

Poseidon Olympus: I know how you feel, son. Aphrodite insisted on me wearing a tux, too. But like Zeus is *such* a trustworthy brother, he said if I didn't wear it, I'm going to wear a Zeus costume.

Percy Jackson: Wow. I never knew Zeus could be like that. Well, I might've thought of it at some point.

Poseidon Olympus: Now you know the truth, Perseus.

Annabeth Chase posted on Sally Jackson's wall: Miss, do you mind if I borrow Percy for a while?

Sally Jackson: Sure honey, I don't mind. Just make sure that he doesn't escape from the window, or hide under the bed or closet.

Annabeth Chase: ... he was serious about that. Oh well, sure.

Annabeth Chase sent Percy Jackson a knock on his bedroom door.

(Percy Jackson likes this.)

Annabeth Chase: Um, what would be the reason of you liking this?

Percy Jackson: Well, it's nice to have a little warning before a person busts into your room while you're in boxers.

Annabeth Chase: Did that happen before?

Percy Jackson: Why do you think I'm explaining you this?

Sally Jackson: Those goldfish boxers were rather disencouraging.

Percy Jackson: Mom! It's not my fault that Poseidon made me wear them!

Annabeth Chase wrote on Percy Jackson'swall: Well, have you seen Grover? No! Don't you dare get inside the closet! You look just fine.

Percy Jackson: Really? ^_^

Annabeth Chase: Er ... sure Percy.

Percy Jackson: If you say so. Nope, I haven't seen Grover ... neither Juniper. Don't you think it's weird? Oh my gods!

Annabeth Chase: What Percy? What's going on?

Percy Jackson: If we can't find Grover then I can't relax and I'll worry that I might do something wrong at my mom's wedding because he's my best friend! Oh my gods, oh my gods, of my FUCKING gods!

Annabeth Chase: I doubt that Percy. And really, isn't the wife supposed to act like you're acting now? Sally's not nervous or anything. But you ...

Percy Jackson: ... I'm not getting married to Paul. No way. It's fine if I'm without Grover, but this idea is going way too far for my liking. So don't even suggest that shit.

Percy Jackson: Nope! I'm not letting you Owl Head! No, no, no, no! Forget it! I'm not putting a white dress and a veil with fucking flowers on my

Annabeth Chase: Just stop posting! Gods Percy, I'm way too smart to even think that stupid. I'm going to give your phone back until you stop trying to reach out for askldjbfhvioudnhv.

Percy Jackson sent Annabeth Chase a small wave of sink water.

Annabeth Chase sent Percy Jackson a phone.

(Percy Jackson likes this.)

Athena Olympus wrote on Percy Jackson's wall: Be greatful that I didn't send owls through your window, Son of Poseidon.

Poseidon Olympus: SPIDER!

Athena Olympus: OH MY GODS! WHERE? WE NEED TO GET AN EXTERMINATOR.

Poseidon Olympus: Hahahaha! That never get's old!

Percy Jackson: You went too far dad! Ow, ow, ow! The stupid owls are messing with my room! Hey, leave that pen alone! NO, GIVE ME RIPTIDE BACK!

Athena's Owl Rurl: Never, bitch! Surrender and my colini will leave your writting utensil alone ...

Percy Jackson: The ending doesn't seem to encourage my decision. But whatever, leave my pen alone!

Annabeth Chase: What about me, you Seaween Brain!

Percy Jackson: Oh, and her too.

Annabeth Chase: I hate you!

Athena's Owl Rurl sent Percy Jackson a bronze pen.

(Percy Jackson likes this.)

Percy Jackson: I could kiss you right now! But like you're staring at me with those deadly eyes, then I won't :)

Athena's Owl Rurl: That's right!

Sally Jackson posted on Annabeth Chase's wall: It's time to go!

Annabeth Chase: I'm going, Mrs. Jackson. Let me just tell Percy my last goodbyes!

Annabeth Chase posted on Percy Jackson's wall: Percy, get in the livingroom now. We just found out that Grover has been waiting for you there since three hours. Oh, and goodbye!

Percy Jackson: Yay! My friend didn't get laid before me - ahem, I mean, didn't dissapear! Alrighty, good bye!

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, I won't ignore the part where you said laid, but I can't help but tell you how much it disturbes me dearly. And I noticed that you were looking directly at me when you were typing franaticaly on your phone.

Grover Underwood sent Percy Jackson a hug.

Percy Jackson: If you have noticed, a smile would be great. But a hug would only make it seem like we're gay or something. So I suggest you kindly to not do that ever again.

Grover Underwood posted on Percy Jackson's wall: Hey, Percy. Have you heard? There's this fire in New Mexico caused by some shit-head campers who didn't shut the fire of properly. If Pan ...

Percy Jackson: Oh fucking no ...

Grover Underwood: If Pan were here, this wouldn't be happening right now! Everything would be safe and clean, and the animals would be so happy! Humans deserve to die! THEY DON'T KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF THE ENVIRONMENT! Tropical fires, toxic disposal in the lakes and rivers that cause fish to die,air pollution, and THEY DON'T FUCKING STOP! Can't they see that this world is almost COMING TO AN END? Gods, I just wish that this would all stop! I WILL be the president of the United States of America and take over the shitty polluting industries! Then I

Percy Jackson: Okay Grover, that's enough. We all know that you have been working so fucking hard to be a president - though I don't see the importance. It's something WE cannot take over even if we beg. For a start, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT!

Grover Underwood: Can't you see that we could all die and never live again? Why don't the gods do something!

Percy Jackson: Grover, the Gods and Godessess have a pretty good idea of what's happening in the world. That's why Hephaestus is building some things to help us clean the earth a bit at a time. Not to mention Aphrodite. ANYTHING to get rid of my potions, she said.

Grover Underwood: And that means . . . ?

Percy Jackson: It means that she has had the potions lying around and wants to use them.

Grover Underwood: Oh. Do you have food?

Percy Jackson sent Grover Underwood a bowl of tin cans.

(Grover Underwood likes this.)

Grover Underwood:You know me so well! Here, have a delicious tin can for repayment! It's one hundred percent recycled!

Percy Jackson: No thank you, I would rather keep my teeth in place.

Percy Jackson thinks that it's time to go, so let's all leave this lonley and freaky house! Not to mention the portrait of my mom's parents looks like they're staring at us.

(Grover Underwood likes this.)

Grover Underwood: Yeah, and it seems as if I've looked at them before ... I did!

Percy Jackson: You did? You should tell my mom all about them! She would be pleased :)

(Sally Jackson likes this.)

Grover Underwood: I don't think that's a good idea ... You see, when I saw them, they were in the FOP.

Percy Jackson: In the fop? What the fuck does that mean?

Grover Underwood sent Percy Jackson a private message descriving why he can't say anything. Also what the abreviations mean.

Percy Jackson posted on Grover Underwood's wall: Holy fucking shit! Are you telling me that you saw her parents in the Fields of Punishment and you can't tell her anything about them because they were crawling on the floor?

Grover Undearwood: Shh! Gods Percy, talking about keeping this a secret and you post it on a social network! Get those posts off please!

Percy Jackson: ... Post*s*?

Grover Underwood: Yes Percy. Get that off Twitter, and Myspace.

Percy Jackson: Okay ...

Grover Underwood: Also, Mocospace, and Stardoll. I can't believe you have a stardoll!

Percy Jackson: Hey! Don't ever insult my fun because it hurts! You would have made a stardoll too if you wanted to see what kind of things girls write. They're completly stupid btw.

A/N:

Please let me know what you think!

- Alex