Ok as we all know i don't own the wwf or any of it's wrestlers.I don't own this original poem either some old dude does.I actually borrowed this idea from a gal in harry potter.i hope that you don't mind.
A/N:i know it's new years (happy new years) but i didn't DO anything for christmas.
T'was The Night
T'was the night before christmas
And all through the house
Not a wrestler was wrestling
'Cept for Angle who enjoyed being a louse
The hero was now upset with his hair
You see Jeff Hardy had said that it needed more flair
So off he went to find young Jeff's room
But on the way there he ment Perry Saturn talking to a broom
Kurt tried to explain to him the value of the three "i's"
Saturn just said "you're welcome" in reply
But it wasn't until Saturn said something about dogs and applesause
That Angle decided to leave,figuring that Perry was a lost cause
Angle then turned and walked down some stairs
But then who..oh who ELSE should he meet there?
Than the rattlesnake himself,sitting in his favorite spot
Austin saw Angle...smiled and said "what?"
Kurt ignored this and being such a nice guy
Went up to Austin and told him "hi"
Austin smiled again and without a second thought
Went right into Angle's face and said "what what what"
Knowing that Austin would continue to chant
Angle ran down the corridor and started to pant
He bumped into someone along the way
Why it was the undisputed champ Y2J!!
Jericho was holding his belts two
Then started to tell Angle why he was better than you
He had just started on reason one hundred and four
When Angle took his chance and went into the next door
Our hero was just thanking God he had gotten away from Chris
But when he saw whose room he was in that ended his bliss
The walls of this room were painted in black
And the voice he heard nearly gave him a heart attack
Kurt don't you respect me boy?
Great now taker would use him as a punching toy
This sure wasn't Kurt Angle's night
Well duh when I'm writing nothing goes right
After have been beaten into a pulp
Kurt saw something that made hime gulp
Well actually gasp but that didn't rhyme
But Kurt was gonna like it this time
It was santa!Yes that's right Santa Claus!
But hey why was he only wearing boxer shorts
Kurt was just wondering this when from behind Santa came a hand
Then a shoe,and a foot and finally Stephanie Mcmahon
Gee steph I always wondered why Santa said ho ho ho
Oh go polish your belts Jericho
It didn't matter to Kurt where Jericho had just come from
For he opened his mouth and tremblingly begun
But why steph why?
It was pretty obvious that Kurt was gonna cry
But then steph interrupted "it was just a one night stand"
"Yeah" continued Chris "you can't afford this Mcmahon"
Y2J then snapped out of it..and continued to say
What are you too doing here!!You're blocking the champ's way
He then strutted off
Only stopping when he saw Vince Macmahon walking around stark
Naked you see
And who should he stop in front of than Kurt and Stephanie
Well actually only Kurt,Steph had long disappeared
So now only Kurt yes Kurt Angle stood there
Oh why!Oh why did I get up this morning!!
Oh yeah he remembered..my milk senses were calling
Kurt closed his eyes and counted to ten
And when he reopened..there stood an orange hen
A HEN!!Thought Kurt...well why not a cow?
And then his wish came through but he didn't know how
Then it hit him..why it was christmas magic
Of course by now Kurt was ecstatic
Soon every one would know how special he was
This thought made his inside's feel like fuzz
But the feeling ended when he saw an elf
Finally,cried Tazz someone smaller than myself!!!
Of course by now Kurt was feeling quite sad
Come to think of it awfully bad
He finally realised that he wasn't special at all
That was until he heard the call
No not a phone call...but a song
The one by the backstreet boys but still Kurt sang along
Now this horrid noise was enough to raise the dead
And even one guy with a blue and purple head
HEY KURT SHUT UP! yelled a very lound sound
Kurt stopped singing and the looked around
Oh Jeff...hey you just gotta dye my hair
No way dude..said Jeff people would stare
Kurt was now heartbroken..and rather disturbed
So it's no wonder to us that Kurt went berserk
But it's none of the wrestlers faults
It's all because of Santa Claus just had to walk around in his boxer shorts
So over at the mad house when all lunatics go
Kurt Angle now has a broom named Bo-Bo
~fin~
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ok peoples i just have to know..i just read that they are firing JEFF hardy.Why not Matt??waaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.I am sooooo not watching wrestling anymore!!!!!oh and by the way Matt and Lita are suspended.WHHHYYYYYY.
A/N:i know it's new years (happy new years) but i didn't DO anything for christmas.
T'was The Night
T'was the night before christmas
And all through the house
Not a wrestler was wrestling
'Cept for Angle who enjoyed being a louse
The hero was now upset with his hair
You see Jeff Hardy had said that it needed more flair
So off he went to find young Jeff's room
But on the way there he ment Perry Saturn talking to a broom
Kurt tried to explain to him the value of the three "i's"
Saturn just said "you're welcome" in reply
But it wasn't until Saturn said something about dogs and applesause
That Angle decided to leave,figuring that Perry was a lost cause
Angle then turned and walked down some stairs
But then who..oh who ELSE should he meet there?
Than the rattlesnake himself,sitting in his favorite spot
Austin saw Angle...smiled and said "what?"
Kurt ignored this and being such a nice guy
Went up to Austin and told him "hi"
Austin smiled again and without a second thought
Went right into Angle's face and said "what what what"
Knowing that Austin would continue to chant
Angle ran down the corridor and started to pant
He bumped into someone along the way
Why it was the undisputed champ Y2J!!
Jericho was holding his belts two
Then started to tell Angle why he was better than you
He had just started on reason one hundred and four
When Angle took his chance and went into the next door
Our hero was just thanking God he had gotten away from Chris
But when he saw whose room he was in that ended his bliss
The walls of this room were painted in black
And the voice he heard nearly gave him a heart attack
Kurt don't you respect me boy?
Great now taker would use him as a punching toy
This sure wasn't Kurt Angle's night
Well duh when I'm writing nothing goes right
After have been beaten into a pulp
Kurt saw something that made hime gulp
Well actually gasp but that didn't rhyme
But Kurt was gonna like it this time
It was santa!Yes that's right Santa Claus!
But hey why was he only wearing boxer shorts
Kurt was just wondering this when from behind Santa came a hand
Then a shoe,and a foot and finally Stephanie Mcmahon
Gee steph I always wondered why Santa said ho ho ho
Oh go polish your belts Jericho
It didn't matter to Kurt where Jericho had just come from
For he opened his mouth and tremblingly begun
But why steph why?
It was pretty obvious that Kurt was gonna cry
But then steph interrupted "it was just a one night stand"
"Yeah" continued Chris "you can't afford this Mcmahon"
Y2J then snapped out of it..and continued to say
What are you too doing here!!You're blocking the champ's way
He then strutted off
Only stopping when he saw Vince Macmahon walking around stark
Naked you see
And who should he stop in front of than Kurt and Stephanie
Well actually only Kurt,Steph had long disappeared
So now only Kurt yes Kurt Angle stood there
Oh why!Oh why did I get up this morning!!
Oh yeah he remembered..my milk senses were calling
Kurt closed his eyes and counted to ten
And when he reopened..there stood an orange hen
A HEN!!Thought Kurt...well why not a cow?
And then his wish came through but he didn't know how
Then it hit him..why it was christmas magic
Of course by now Kurt was ecstatic
Soon every one would know how special he was
This thought made his inside's feel like fuzz
But the feeling ended when he saw an elf
Finally,cried Tazz someone smaller than myself!!!
Of course by now Kurt was feeling quite sad
Come to think of it awfully bad
He finally realised that he wasn't special at all
That was until he heard the call
No not a phone call...but a song
The one by the backstreet boys but still Kurt sang along
Now this horrid noise was enough to raise the dead
And even one guy with a blue and purple head
HEY KURT SHUT UP! yelled a very lound sound
Kurt stopped singing and the looked around
Oh Jeff...hey you just gotta dye my hair
No way dude..said Jeff people would stare
Kurt was now heartbroken..and rather disturbed
So it's no wonder to us that Kurt went berserk
But it's none of the wrestlers faults
It's all because of Santa Claus just had to walk around in his boxer shorts
So over at the mad house when all lunatics go
Kurt Angle now has a broom named Bo-Bo
~fin~
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
ok peoples i just have to know..i just read that they are firing JEFF hardy.Why not Matt??waaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.I am sooooo not watching wrestling anymore!!!!!oh and by the way Matt and Lita are suspended.WHHHYYYYYY.