Hello Fanfiction! This was just a completely random story my friends and I made up. So this story has the characters, Docter Who 10 and Greek gods. So, this is a crossover between Greek Mythology and Doctor Who. That was all my friend. Seriously.

Ok, Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my OCs and plot. BTW, everything is it, except for a few characters.

Once there was a bag of Doritos that died, but came back to life as Poo on the ground.

Then, a bag of Fritos came out and told Poo, "You will die!"

But the knife Fritos was holding, dropped onto him and Fritos died. Suddenly, a bag of Cheese-Its comes to life and Poo and Cheese-Its and Poo get married. But as Poo and Cheese-Its got married, they were caught red-handed by Cheese-Its real wife/husband, Goldfish. But then, the 10th Doctor appears and eats Cheese-Its and Goldfish! He also stepped on Poo, ending all of the foods' and poo's lives.

Then, a random murderer in black appears, stabs the Doctor in the heart, and eats the rest of the Cheese-Its. Then, some random 12-year old Doctor Who fangirl named Nicole Peterson dies when an army of gummy bears attack and kill her. But then, the 10th Doctor regenerates and revives Nicole. They then fall in love and get married, making Nicole Peterson turn into Nicole Who. But then, Kronos randomly appears for the sake of the story and chops the 10th Doctor into 1,000,000,000,000 pieces and killed Nicole. The Doctor regenerates again and revives Nicole again. After reviving himself and and his wife, he goes and banishes Kronos to Tartarus.

Then a wizard appears and sends the Doctor into a dark world where no one else is allowed to go in, so Nicole couldn't follow. Then, Nicole dies again when an army of fruit snacks attacks. But the Doctor somehow comes back to the world of reality and revives his wife for the 3rd time.

One week later, Nicole catches her husband cheating other with another fangirl named Meredith Hayden. Nicole then slaps her husband, divorces him, and stole his TARDIS with his hot, awesome clone inside. The Doctor clone(Calling the clone D.C) then decides that Nicole was hot and decided to make her his girlfriend. Then, one of Nicole's friends, Paisley, walks into the TARDIS and interrupts D.C and Nicole's moment/kissing. Paisley offers Nicole pizza, and she declines. Paisley then leaves.

One day, while Nicole was taking a walk at night, a flock of owls attack her and pecks her to death. Meanwhile the real 10th Doctor got cancer.

The next night, Nicole had gotten un over by a car and her boyfriend, D.C, ran to her aid at the hospital. The real Doctor Who(R.D.W) heard about his ex-wife's accident and hurried to the hospital to see how she was doing because he had broken up with Meredith and wanted his wife back. But when he arrived, he found D.C with her and they were making out.

R.D.W got angry at his clone and yelled, "She's my wife! Stop kissing her you idiot!"

R.D.W and D.C started throwing punches and kicks. Nicole tried to stop them, but it was no use. They were fighting like there was no tomorrow.

10 minutes later…

Both Doctors lay on the ground, both with black eyes, bruises everywhere, and bleeding. They were put in beds on either side of their love, Nicole.

5 days later…

Nicole was all healed and ready to go, but D.C and R.D.W were still lying unconscious. Nicole had gotten crutches and went home. That evening, she had gotten news of a mass murderer named Paige Kimberly, had come to the hospital and killed everyone in it. Nicole ran to the hospital to see Paige in cuffs and held by the police. She was no more than 12 years old. Paige Kimberly wore pink-rimmed glasses, had dark brown eyes and short black hair almost touching her shoulders. She wore a black and purple headband with purple flowers. Paige watched as the ambulances drove off to the morgue or something. Nicole ran into the hospital and into D.C's and R.D.W's room. She was relieved to see them unharmed and sitting there.

D.C gasped and screamed, "Nicole! My love!"

He ran to his bewildered girlfriend(Yes, this is so confusing, but yeah, they are dating.) and kissed her. Nicole embraced him and kissed back. Just then R.D.W pushed the couple away and kissed Nicole.

"Nicole! My wife, my love, I'm sorry for that fangirl incident. Will you forgive me?"

Nicole looked between the two and was about to say something, when she vomited on the floor, holding her stomach. The Doctors gasped and carried her towards a pretty blonde haired nurse. Her name tag read, Aphrodite. R.D.W winked flirtatiously at the nurse and she smirked and batted her eyelashes seductively at him.

D.C rolled his eyes and yelled, "Hey! My girlfriend is in need of help! Can you help her Aphrodite?!"

Aphrodite glanced at Nicole and gasped. "We need to get her to a room," she yelped.

They got her inside a room, where Dr. Apollo got her x-ray. When he came back, he looked shocked.

Apollo said, "So, I got her x-ray."

D.C demanded, "What happened?!"

Apollo smiled as he said, "I'd kindly tell you if your friend here gets his hands off my girlfriend."

The two Doctors turned to R.D.W and Aphrodite, who were flirting. R.D.W's hands were wrapped around the nurse's waist and she had left a pink lipstick mark on his mouth.

"You f****** bastard", a voice said behind them.

The three Doctors and the nurse whipped around to see Nicole sitting up in her bed. She glared at Aphrodite and R.D.W.

She snarled, "You said you loved me. You begged for my forgiveness. You said you wanted me to give you a second chance. I almost did. Almost. I'm glad I didn't. You were undressing her with your eyes. Go have s** somewhere else. Oh yeah, and BTW? F*** you."

And to the trembling Aphrodite, Nicole sneered, "B****."

She pulled a random knife out of nowhere and threw it, almost hitting her divorcee's head.

"GET OUT", she screamed.

The couple ran out. Five seconds later, they heard moans and screams from some other room.

The girl turned to the two men and smiled pleasantly.

"So, what's the news?"

Apollo nervously glanced at his sheet. D.C sat next to her and grasped her hand tightly.

"So, um, Nicole, I looked at your x-rays and…you're pregnant."

"WHAAT!"

D.C complained, "We haven't even done "it" yet. Is it R.D.W's kid?"

Apollo sighed. "No it isn't. And it's not yours either."

"Then who's is it", Nicole persisted.

Apollo said, "Nicole, remember when you got attacked by owls? Well, when you got attacked, something weird must have happened and one of the owls had gotten you pregnant."

Just then, an owl flew in and started making out with Nicole.

D.C yelled, "We're over Nicole!"

He stomped out angrily.

His ex-girlfriend screamed, "No! I'm sorry D.C! I love you!"

The owl looked at her and said, "Wanna be my girlfriend?"

There was only one answer.

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"NO!"

Nicole choked the owl to death and D.C came back in. Just as R.D.W came back with a red slap mark, messy clothes, lipstick on his face, and mussed hair. Apollo looked at him.

"What happened to you?"

R.D.W shrugged. "Oh. That. That Aphrodite was hot, but she didn't satisfy my needs. She slapped me and ran off to make out with that motorcyclist, Ares."

He smiled brightly at his ex. "Hey Nicole, babe. You're up! Sorry for that misconception. Wanna remarry?"

Nicole punched him. "NO!"

R.D.W growled. "You belong to me."

He forcefully kissed her and then D.C pulled him off. They started fighting. The owl came back and ate M&Ms. Just then, the zombie apocalypse started and everyone turned to zombies! Nicole grabbed D.C and they ran to the TARDIS and flew to NYC. Then a scientist randomly cured people and the world was back to normal.

The End!

JK!

Lemons rained from the heavens above. Candyland started and the world was cured of poorness and poverty. The TARDIS landed in Candyland. Walt Disney came back to life and made a better, all new Disneyland!

THE REAL ENDING!