Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto OR Kingdom Hearts... But I DO own an overactive imagination!

Warning: This story contains A LOT of random topics. If you don't like random topics or hate the combination of Kingdom Hearts and Naruto... Then it would be in your best intrest to evacuate.

HOWEVER! If you don't care about random topics and The crossover of Naruto/Kingdom Hearts and are just looking for a laugh, then sit back, relax, and enjoy the story!
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One fine day in August, Itachi was sitting outside the Akatsuki base in a random lawn chair that has been strategically placed by Sasori so that it would look like it belonged in the middle of the forest.

Sasori said that it was called 'surrealism', but we?re not here to talk about art, so, moving on?

Itachi was pouring over a strange book that Kisame had found while digging around in the dirt near the borders of Konohagakure.

He found that the book was quite interesting. It told about a series of worlds in a distant place called 'Kingdom Hearts'. Itachi had begun reading it, just to see if it would be worth something, but later found that he was intrigued with this world? Ahem? WORLDS.

But, anyway, on this particularly beautiful day, Sasuke had decided to go for a walk outside the village joined by his stalker, Sakura, and her stalker, Naruto. The group had been peacefully walking through the woods when they stumbled upon none other than Itachi in his random lawn chair.

Sasuke immediately put up his guard, "Nii-san?" he asked, confused, "Why are you in a lawn chair in the middle of the forest?"

Itachi sighed a deep breath, and closing his book, looked up at his younger brother, "It's called SURREALISM," he said simply.

"What?" Sasuke questioned, letting his guard down just slightly, "Surrealism?"

"Yes, baby brother, surrealism. If you don?t understand it, look it up. Just go away, I'm TRYING to read!" he opened his book again and began reading. This ticked Sasuke off plenty.

"Augh! You know what? Fine! I'll go!" he began walking back through the hedges from whence he came but then realized that Sakura and Naruto weren't behind him. He turned back to see what was going on.

"What are you reading, Itachi-san?" Sakura asked, peeking over the prodigy's shoulder.

"Nothing important, really: just some random book about another world that Kisame dug up. You wanna see?" he asked.

"Oh. Okay!" Sakura took the book from his hands read a little.

"What does it say, Sakura!" Naruto asked, impatiently.

"Hmmmm?" She flipped through the pages, "There's lots here about darkness. The way it consumes people's hearts, how you can lose sight of the light, how easily it can overpower you? But what does it mean?" she asked herself.

"Wow, Itachi, you sure do read a lot of depressing stuff," Naruto said, scratching his head.

Itachi shrugged, "I really can't help it. Being an evil villain, I'm drawn to dark and depressing things," he replied.

"Oh, I see," Naruto said.

Sasuke ran out of his bush, "What on earth are you guys doing?" he cried, "Don't you realize that you're conversing lightly with an S-rank criminal? Who, just so happens to be my brother who killed my entire clan 4 years ago?"

"Sakura looked up, "Yeah, so?" she asked, "No one's dying, are they?"

Sasuke sat down on the ground, "No. No, they're not," he said in defeat. He fiddled with the grass for a while in silence.

The unlikely scene continued until, the sun began to make its way towards the horizon.

Sakura looked up from Itachi's book, realizing how late in the day it was, "Well, she said, standing up, "We'd better get going. See you around, Itachi," she said, walking over to return his book. She left the small surrealistic clearing, Naruto and Sasuke behind her.
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So, what did you think? Please R + R!