Title: Flavour
Author: misswildfire
Pairing: Mention of BJ/Hawkeye
Rating: G or anything below G if that's possible.
Disclaimer: I don't own them!
Time Used: About 8 minutes

Summary: Hawkeye and BJ talk about the flavour of army food.

Challenge: I answered my challenge that I had issued to my Slash group.

All it needs is a little salt... pepper... mustard, catchup, sauce, flavour. -- Trapper

That is the quote you get to work with.

Also required to mention is:

-Mystery Meet

-Trapper is not available to use, so try to get another character to quote Trapper (see quote above)

-Any other characters can be used.

-Mention the Latrine

"All it needs is a little salt... pepper... mustard, catchup, sauce, flavour," said Hawkeye as he poked the day's delicacy, Mystery Meat, "then again, anything that has been sitting in the latrine for a week probably has more flavour than this," Hawkeye added under his breath.

"What?" BJ asked, a confused look crossing his face.

"You heard me, all it needs is a little salt... pepper... mustard, catchup, sauce, flavour," he said again, enunciating each word to make sure BJ understood.

"Where did you get that from?" BJ asked with mild interest.

"Trapper," was the only response that he got. It took BJ a moment, but a look of realization finally dawned on his face.

"The guy who I replaced, right?"

"Yep, the guy you replaced. Now don't get any ideas. I like you better anyway," Hawkeye said, sending his partner a wink.

"You're right, this does need some flavour in it, but then again, when does army food have anything remotely close to taste?"

"You're right," Hawkeye exclaimed, "We should protest. I say we head back to the States and do it there."

"Do what?" Potter asked, sitting at the table with his tray in his hands.

"Hawk wants to start a protest in the States about army regulated food. It has no flavour, no nothing." The only look the two men got was one that said to knock off this nonsense.

"Like I said," Hawkeye said, now poking at his vegetables, "all it needs is a little salt... pepper... mustard, catchup, sauce, flavour."