OK. I know I know I know that I have not updated any of my stories in a year or some preposterous length of time like that :P
I am currently suffering from writers block and I have also discovered that some of those stories are hilariously set out with the plotlines running amok and randomness also thrown in there.
So this is something a little different ^_^
This idea came to me in a stroke of genius as my best friend, Elizabeth, and I were contemplating the entertaining acts and ideas of a certain Mike Newton as he considered why oh why did Bella choose Edward "the freak"?
Simple answer: Edward Cullen = Sexy.
Then elaborated to a very amusing rant, "He is just so so awesome and super sexy. I mean it. The man is a sex god. If there was a Twilight dictionary, there would be the definition of sexy, and then Edward Cullen."
And so, the Twilight Dictionary was born.
Join us, as we scour the dictionary for fun words that we may relate to Twilight and have fun with the definitions.
We may also add our own words ;)
Also, we have found that we can only use, like, 2 words or so from each page in the dictionary, as there are far far too many words and we would be on the computer for the rest of our obsessed existences attempting to finish this :S
We do not know if anyone else has done something like this… if they have, we didn't know and no plagiarism meant, and if they haven't then YAY! Go originalness
Disclaimer: Alas, although there has been much begging and pleading and praying to God, Twilight does not and never will belong to me. Sadness ensues.
A
Abase
– An act a certain Isabella Swan seemed to inflict upon herself each and every time she attempted to walk.
To humiliate or degrade oneself.
Abduct
– Something Edward Cullen once considered to do to Bella, for her own "protection"
To carry off, kidnap.
Abominable
– A word Edward would use to describe himself, much to the protest of Bella and a legion of Team Edward fangirls.
Detestable, very bad.
Abscond
– Something many of the Cullens did in New Moon. Causing utter anguish and emo-ness upon Bella.
To leave secretly.
Acquiesce
– Something Edward finally did under the pressure of Bella and all of the fangirls eagerly anticipating awesomeness in Breaking Dawn.
Agree to what someone wants.
Adulterous
– Something we all wish that anyone of the Cullen boys would be, just for us.
Sexual unfaithfulness of a husband or wife.
Afterlife
– Something that we are ever grateful that the Cullens, especially Edward (and Emmett, as he is awesome) have endured, as without it, we would have a very very boring and normal existence.
Life after death.
Alopecia
– Something that would cause the suicide of Rosalie Hale, should this happen to her.
Loss of hair.
Ambivalence
– Something Edward often endures, as he is a mixed up fella, with emotional issues. Usually caused by Bella.
State of feeling two conflicting emotions at the same time.
Anabolic steroid
– Something many of the humans in Forks believe certain members of the Cullen family (yes, YOU Emmett) have been using.
Steroid hormone used to stimulate muscle and bone growth.
Androgynous
– Something we firmly believe Lauren Mallory to suffer from.
To have both male and female characteristics.
Antagonize
– Something that Jacob Black does to innocent, nice people just to be rude and uncool.
To arouse hostility in, annoy.
Anticlimax
– Something many people (not Elizabeth and myself) considered Breaking Dawn to be.
Disappointing conclusion to a series of events.
Antics
– Things performed by Emmett, usually to the expense of Edward, Jasper or some other poor unsuspecting soul.
Absurd acts or postures.
Anvil
– Something many Team Edwards would wish to fall upon a certain paedophilic shape-shifter, who shall remain unnamed.
A heavy iron block on which metals are hammered into particular shapes.
Aphasia
– Something that can be caused by the presence of Edward Cullen.
Disorder of the central nervous system that affects the ability to speak and understand words.
Arson
– A crime that the Cullens have committed many-a-time to preserve their existence and hide their vamptasticness.
Crime of intentionally setting property on fire.
Awesome
– Something all of the Cullens are, due to their vampiric nature.
Inspiring awe. Excellent or outstanding.
Awkward
– One of the many characteristics of the human Isabella Swan in which causes her to inflict further damage upon herself. It is also something that Edward finds endearing.
Clumsy or ungainly; embarrassed.
This one wasn't that funny. The A section of the dictionary is craptastic.
Give us suggestions for words that you would like us to put in :D
The most fun word of them all is Alopecia :D
I just re-uploaded this, due to the fact that it was quite confusing and un-readable. But it is good now.
Go on, click on that very enticing looking button at the bottom of the page. You know you want to...
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Elise
- With help and inspiration from Elizabeth.