A/N: well peeps your about to enter the crazy mind of me! MUHAHHAHAHHAHAH!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of the characters of ff7….and even if I did.. ya think I'd be hanging around here?
Created by : JENBAKA!!!
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A Strange Night at 7th heaven
We// we find our hero's at 7th heaven sitting on their butts sucking it dry… well sort of
Reno: * looking at tifa * HEY! Sweet cheeks … HIC…. How about another round? * grin *
Tifa: Call me sweet cheeks one more time and you will find yourself flying out that window over there.
Reno: Awww! …HIC… have a senth of humour. Heheheh.
* Cloud sitting in the corner listening to… HANSON (a/n: err) !
Cloud: mmmbop! Mmmbop!
Vincent: poor soul… * goes back to drinking his bloody Annie (a/n: O_o Annie?) *
Reno: C'mon Tifa …HIC… how about yous and mes go back …HIC… to headquarters and get jiggi with its!! * does a little dance * …HIC…
Tifa: I SWEAR RENO IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD---
Reno: * making kissy faces at tifa *
Tifa: THAT'S IT!! * WHAM !!!! *
Reno goes flying out the window, slamming into the wet pavement right wham a truck is coming….WHAM SPLAT CRUNCH (a/n: owie)
Tifa: oow that must have hurt.
Cid: ^&!*(% this %^*%& censor is getting on my nerves!!!
Barrett: Well maybe if ya stop cussin' so much $!(& foo' you wouldn't be censored so much.
Cid: ah, wadda you know anyway tank @$$!!!
Red: IF YOU 2 DON'T SHUTTUP IM GONNA KICK BOTH YOUR @$$%$ !!
Cid & Barrett: WELL SORRY IF WE STUCK A FLEA COLLAR UP YOUR @$$!
*cid, barrett & red all look like they could kill each other right now when the most horrible thing happens CAITSITH (a/n: BUM BUM BUUUM dramatic reverb.) walks in *
Cait: HI GUYS! HOWS IT HANGING?!?!
Red, Cid & Barrett: SHUTTUP!!!
Cait: whoa!! Well excuse me for living!!!
Tifa: cloud?
Cloud: ….
Tifa: CLOUD!!
Cloud: huh?…oh hi tiff.
Tifa: sometimes I worry about you.
Cloud: no reason to worry about me tiff, i'm a big tough guy who don't care about anything.
*suddenly sephiroth materializes (a/n: YAY! ^-^)*
Seph: hullo cloud.
Cloud: AAAAAAHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! AAAARRRG!! *passes out* @_@
Tifa: I rest my case.
Seph: I'll get rid of this trash for you tifa. *throws the unconscious cloud in the trash can*
Barrett: #@!* and I was gonna ask spike to get a new deck of cards.
Cid: yeah you can get the weirdo to go out in the middle of the night unarmed in midgar to get anything you want.
Cait: hey vampy!! Do you wanna go?!
Vincent: I TOLD YOU I AM NOT A VAMPIRE!!! * mumbles* you useless mortals.
Cait: oh that's right you're a werewolf! Hahaahah!
Vincent: * turns into galleon beast * GRRR WEREWOLF THIS YOU STUPID CAT!!!
*while vinny is ripping poor lil cait to shreds…*
Barrett: I bet 50 gill that Vinny wins.
Red: you dumb @$$ that ain't even a bet, you KNOW vincent is gonna win.
Cid: yeah use that brain of yours TANK @$$!
Barrett: why you LITTLE FOO' Ill KICK YOUR SCRWANY LITTLE @$$!
Cid: help me mommy! The rhino is too close!
Barrett: GGRR
* Now Barrett and cid are going at it … meanwhile seph is hitting on tifa (a/n: oooh time for popcorn!) *
Seph: soo… Tifa what did you see in spike anyway? ….I mean wouldn't you rather have a real man like me instead??
* the funny thing is tifa is actually going for him (a/n: WHOOHOO!)
Tifa: ya know what, your right, I don't know what I ever saw in him.
Seph: * staring at tifa's big-uns * huh?… oh yes, so we dance, we kiss, we shmoos what do ya say? C'mon---
*seph is totally caught by surprise by tifa locking him in a kiss and pulling down behind the bar for a game of tonsil hockey (a/n: well ya know they will be busy for a while *ahem* MOVING ON!!) *
Red: *watching barrett duke it out with cid, & vinny beat up poor cait…and hearing unpleasant noises from behind the counter (a/n: O.O)* this is no fun… I need some action….
* red walks outside and finds a topless bar with mud wrestling across the street… his one eye sparkles with delight *
Red: Now this is what i'm talking about!!!
* well peeps cloud is still in trash, tifa and seph are still….WHOO go go go! Um eheh sorry… and reno is still laying in the road all bloodied and FLAT! *
FIN!! Or is it?
Plz R&R!! --jenBaka