A/N: Hey, well this is my first attempt at a fan fic, so be nice, I have no Idea what I'm doing to be honest and I would like some comments to tell me what you think, and what I could do to improve?? thankies ^^

Vampire Diaries Fan Fic

Damon's POV

He's pathetic, that Brother of mine. Always brooding about with Elena on his arm, and if she's not on his arm she's on his mind. I can tell, even from way up here in this tree, he's thinking about her, how much he loves her. Pah, He doesn't love her, well he does, but not like I do. She should be my Princess of Darkness, she would be perfect, she is perfect. She is Milk and Honey. Milky skin, oh so soft and smooth and honey blonde hair that cascades down her back like...well, like honey. Now imagine that with an air of darkness and sexy danger about her. An air of Vampire. Sure, she's already been a Vampire, then spirit, then angel spirit child thingy and then Human again, and she's beautiful in every way, but she should be my Princess of Darkness, my Queen of Night, my everything, but she's not, she's my Little Brother's girlfriend. I could look after her and love her better than he does, but she wouldn't want that, all she wants is my insuperior pathetic little brother. Sure I could make her love me, what with me being so powerful and all, but it's not the same is it?

I can see them walking through the woods, through my territory. I could kill them both right now, but I won't, I'll let them have their fun for now. Anyway, I promised Elena that I would take care of my brother and killing her would kill me in a way. I could turn her, wipe her memories of Stephan, yeah I could do that, but I won't. I don't know why, I guess I'm having too much fun annoying my brother plus I'm enjoying having my way with the almost too willing girls at Fell's church.

Hah! I've just had a brilliant idea. I'll just jump off this branch and land with grace and poise just a few centimetres in front of the love birds.

"What are you doing here Damon?"

"I think the question ought to be 'What am I doing here' little brother, because I think you'll find that you're on my territory now."

"Come on Stefan, lets just go back." Ah that voice. I let my eyes wander to her lips. Oh those lips. For too many nights I have dreamt of kissing those lips, and I don't do kissing, and I don't do dreaming, much. Well I do but...

Shit, they've gone urgh. Oh well, no need to worry, just give me half a second and there, I caught up with them.

"Tut tut, didn't you know that it's rude to walk away with someone when their trying to engage in conversation?"

"But you weren't trying to engage in conversation, you just spaced out." Elena said.

"I didn't 'space out' I was merely marvelling your beauty." Oh ohh, warning lights flashed in my head. This is Stefan's warning that I'm pushing my luck.

"Oh lighten up, Little Brother; I'm not going to steal her away." Yet.

"As much as I love the fact that you're not tearing each other's throats out..."

"Now there's a thought..." Stefan muttered below human hearing.

"...I would like to go back now." Elena finished. Stefan didn't say anything, he just nodded at me in a brotherly fashion and turned to walk away with Elena.

"Okay, I'll join you, but only because you, my little brother, will probably bore the dear Elena to death."

"I can assure you that Stefan entertains me very well, thank you Damon, now if you don't mind." She waved her elegant hand dismissively at me, and like the gentleman I am I stepped aside and bowed my head. I only looked up just as Stefan was passing. Our eyes locked in conflict, both of us silently warning each other to Back Off. I can see that the whole We-both-love-the-same-girl-and-neither-of-us-are-giving-up-until-she-is-sercurly-mine conflict thing we've got going on isn't going to end pretty.

I like the sound of that.

A/N: Woahhhh, Did I just finish my first chapt of a fan fic??? Good lord, I never thought I'd do it ... Oh yeah, And I've edited it because I kept spelling Stefan Wrong, because i'm stoopid like that xD