Summary: Very AU. When the war started, Optimus Prime and his sparkmate, Elita-1 sent their sparkling, Bumblebee, down to earth where he was adopted by Judy and Ron Witwicky. Talking!Jerk!Playboy!Football player!Bee. Brotherly!Sam and Bee. Dad!Optimus. Bee/OC. Sam/Mikaela. Elita-1/Optimus.
Far away in a galaxy similiar to ours, two large robotic creatures were putting a smaller robotic figure into a rocket ship. The taller one was obviously male with red, blue and white coloring and bright blue optics. The smaller one was smaller and had purple coloring. The sparkling in question looked like his father with yellow coloring and wide bright blue optics like his creators.
"I will miss him." The purple autobot whispered, energon tears blurring her optic sight.
"I will too, my sweet spark." The male said with a short nod. His face was calm but his voice was thick and deep with emotion. The little sparkling cooed, reaching upwards as the feminine cybertronian femme finished programming his small stomach.
"H-His holoform will start up once he reaches Planet Earth." The femme informed the mech who nodded. He pressed a button and the rocketship door closed slowly.
"Goodbye, my son. My Bumblebee." The mech said as the rocket shot off into outerspace.
On Planet Earth, two humans were arguing greatly. The man, a shorter, stockier man with short hair and sharp eyes, was speaking to a thin, red haired woman with large green eyes.
"Ron! Please, I want another child." The woman spoke to the man, Ron.
"Judy, please, isn't it enough for you to have Sam?" The brown haired child in question gurgled.
"Ron...!" KA-BOOM! Ron swurved as a light flashed. They saw a small crater next to the road. Ron pulled to the side of the road in shock as Judy got out. "Judy! Get back here!" Ron groaned as he glanced over at his one year old son. "Stay put, Samuel." Giggles. Ron sighed before sprinting after her.
"My god. Ron, look at this." A rocketship, painted silver and gold with round curves was opening to show a bright yellow metal baby.
"What the hell?" Ron muttered as the metal baby flickered and turned into a small pale five year old with golden blond hair and bright blue eyes.
"Aw, look at mama's new baby!" Judy cooed, scooping the boy up who giggled. Ron gave her a look.
"Judy, we are not keeping a goddamned toddler.
5 minutes later
"Hey, we are baby, we're home." Judy said to the boys.
"Yah, mama!" Newly named, Benjamin Archibald Witwicky grinned, two teeth missing and their youngest giggled wildly.
"This is crazy." Ron muttered.