SSBB School Parody
Chapter One- "Back to square one"
It was a dark and cloudy day outside in a town called Crimnea. And in this town, lived a high schooler with 2 siblings that are exactly like 2 clones of him, and his father, who held a company called the Greil M.R., which was the root of the town, that helped support the upper region of the plant without making it collapse. But due to the raising tax prices all over the state the Greil M.R. closed down without being able to pay all the taxes and bills that they used on water, gas, and electricity. And due to that problem they had to leave the town within 5 months.
"Dad. . . . are we really going to leave?" the high schooler with dark-purple hair said.
"Well. . . . . Ike we have no other choice but to move to our next door neighbor Altea,"
"But. . ."
"Ike! Didn't we already discuss this before?"His dad said with a very scary expression on his face.
"Yes . . . father . . . . "
It became silent. . . . . .
Ike got out of his chair, put his dishes in the sink, and went up stairs to his room.
"Dad . . . . ."
"Mike . . . . Please . . . . Let's not talk about this . . . ."
"Yes. . . sir. . . . ."
He closed the door of his room. Leaving a big "bang!" behind him and just jumped on the bed and thought to himself. . . . .
That's what I said . . . ."Yes father." But for me it was a very terrible, no horrible thing. I had never said this to myself or even thought of it before but. . . I seriously don't want to move away from Crimea. He sighed sadly, oh how much he would miss the places that was familiar to him since he was little. Familiar places………. He would miss the park that he went every single day to practice his baseball skills, with his younger brothers, childhood friend, and his mother. He carefully pulled out a photograph of his whole family sitting on the park bench.
"Mother…………,"Ike stared at the photograph for about a minute and carefully put the photograph back under the pile of books inside his desk where he kept it away from his brothers.
He thought of another place that didn't relate to his mother and reminded him of the doughnut shop. I would miss the doughnut shop with chocolate glazed doughnuts. . . the old ladies. . . every single time our family went there, they gave us doughnuts for free. Man I would really miss that place . . . My childhood friend Soren . . . . I would also miss him. All the good memories that we made together in our early child hood . . . the little league championship that we won in elementary school . . . how nostalgic. . .
"School . . . . . what in the world is father thinking? Does he think he can find a job that quickly if we go to a new town that we didn't even know which way to face north? How is he going to look for a good place to live? And just when I was finally able to end that problem . . .
Ike silently closed his eyes and thought about baseball. . . . . . . .
(Flash back)
In one of Ike's baseball game, Ike was hit by the baseball on the head and fell down. Luckily Ike was wearing the helmet so it wasn't a severe damage on the head. There was one boy who came down to him and helped him out. He was one of the audiences that came to watch Ike's game.
"Hey. . . . Hey!"
"Wha. . . .?" (Uh. . . ow. . . that stupid pitcher. . . .)
"Are you ok? It doesn't look like you're feeling well. . . "
"Huh? Oh it's ok . . . just hit my head a little . . ." (falls to the ground)
"Ah! Wait here I'll go call the ambulance!" (Dashes up to the street)
"It's ok . . . . . I just lost balance . . . ! Wait don't go!"
"Heh?"
(Car screech)
Ike wasn't able to speak. He just saw the child flying up in the air, after a short while, the child landed on the hard concrete floor with small flicks of blood falling on the ground as well as on Ike's cheeks. His mind suddenly became blank and collapsed as well. All he heard were screams of the audiences who came to watch the game.
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"
"Oh my! That poor child got hit by the truck!"
"Someone! Go call the ambulance! Hurry! Tell them that it's an emergency!"
"Hurry! Someone! Hurry!"
Ike just lost his consciousness after seeing the childs pale face with red bright blood dripping down his forehead to the hard, concrete floor.
(End of flash back)
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhh!!!!!! No! Don't try to remember that accident!"sweat drops came falling off his face. And with that tears began falling down his cheeks catching up to the amount of sweat drops that fell on his face earlier than the tears.
Later that evening, Ike just cried and cried, trembling in fear, after remembering the accident that had happened 11 years ago.
His dad was leaning on the wall of Ike's room listening to his cry. . . and soon left down stairs . . . because he just couldn't take it anymore . . . listening to his own son's painful, sad voice, made his stomach twist and turn, he just couldn't do it. . . . he couldn't accept himself for being a bad father that couldn't even help his son when he was the one that suffered the most . . .
Silently, on the soft dirt of the Earth fell a single drop of rain. Time went by and the single drop became little, light sprinkles, and now it was pouring. Pouring like tears from Ike's eyes. But soon the rain stopped. All of the pain and sadness were washed away from the rain and tears. And soon like a baby, Ike fell asleep.
The next day in the kitchen.
(Ike and his siblings were making breakfast)
Ike forgot about what had happened last night and asked Mike and Aike if they can think of anything to convince dad to stop moving to Altea.
"Mike? Can you think of anything?"
"Me? Nope. Well you know. . . to tell you the truth I'm kinda excited to go to Altea. "
". . . . . . . . are you seriously saying that?"
"Well yeah. . . .of course. I heard rumors saying that they had a lot of anime otaku stores there!"
"Is that the only reason why you're excited to move out of here?"
"Yup!"
"Ha . . . ."
"What about you Aike?"
"Me? I don't know . . . if big brother doesn't know, how am I supposed to know?"
". . . . . . . . .you're right. . . . ." (sigh)
After asking a question to his brothers, Ike (you guys know his personality. . .) forgot about moving to Altea and had a normal, everyday life as usual. Days and weeks went by….and when it comes to dinner, they were having the usual fight.
"AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! What happened to all the chicken?"
"WE ATE THEM ALL MIKE! " (Ike and Aike)
"You could at least saved some for me!"
"Mike it's mostly your fault for playing with your weird big eyed dolls, when were telling you that dinners ready."
"Don't call my pretty vocaloid figures WEIRD BIG EYED DOLLS!"
"But brother it's true. Don't you get nightmares from that?"
"Of course not! Why would my babies give me nightmares?"
("Oh god . . . . not again. . . .)
"Mike . . . didn't you say your favorite thing in the whole world was anime figures?"
"Yeah. . . . . but it doesn't mean that I couldn't get any chicken Ike!"
"Then next time why don't you come down stairs when we tell you to?"(gruff/angry voice)
( whispers ) "hell no. . . . . . ."
"Mi-ke. . . . . . ." (Ike stares Mike with a death glare)
"Fine ok, ok I got it, now don't try to kill me with that butter knife ok?"
"Fine . . . . now sit down and eat.. . ."
"But the chic. . . . ."
(Ike stares Mike with a death glare)
"I mean . . . . can you please pass the mashed potatoes?"
"Sure why not?"
(Haaaaa…… what's gottin into him these days? Is it because we're moving? He doesn't usually get mad that easily though. . .guess I'll have to be good around these couples of days before I get killed.)
The day finally came when they had to move from Crimea to Altea.
The Greil family had already packed all of their belongings into the truck that they borrowed. Ike and his brother's friends came over to say good bye and wish them good luck in the new town.
Ike slowly opened the door of the truck and looked back at Soren, his only friend that he had trusted.
Soren had a sad face, but hid it and smiled back to Ike saying,
"Ike! When things get settled there, I'm going to visit you. Got that?"
". . . . yeah . . . . . sure . . . but be sure to bring some chicken with you when you're coming!"
"Got it!"
After saying those words, Ike went inside the truck, leaving behind all of his good memories. To start a new life in a new town that he had never been before. Ike leaving behind his favorite baseball bat in Soren's hand making a promise that they will surely meet again.
After 5 hours have passed since they left their homeland. Mike and Aike slept in between Ike and his father. With this chance Ike's dad had asked Ike some questions.
"Ike . . . about the moving . . . are you ok with it?"
"!"
"I mean you know . . . it looked like you were really against ……."
"Dad!"
"?"
"It's what you picked right? We can't make any changes now. And even if we did go back they wouldn't let us in. Right?"
". . . . . . . . ."
"Ike. . . you're right . . . sorry for asking you a dumb question."
"It's ok dad . . . but. . . .you know what?"
"?"
"Let's revive the Greil M.R.Y. Production after you get a nice job and a nice place for us to live."
"Yeah. . . . Ike?"
"I'll find a place to work too."
"It's going to take a while to revive a company, but maybe with your help, things will get going a little faster."
"I little won't help . . ."
"Actually, Ike . . . even if it's just a little, it is helping us build the road that were going to walk on right?"
"?"
"Maybe you still won't get what I'm trying to say…"
" . . . ."
"Maybe when you graduate high school I'll tell you . . ."
"Then 2 more years to go then . . . ."
"Ha ha hahahaha that wasn't exactly what I was trying to say though…"
"Dad . . . .up ahead . . . what is that big blue thing?"
"Ike you've never seen the ocean before?"
"Nope, only in magazines and T.V's but not in real life."
"Do you like it?"
"Yeah . . ."
"Then you'll like it even more if I told you that this is Altea, our new town."