This is an inside joke between a friend and I, so don't judge too harshly.
I was only 34 years old.
I loved Keith so much, I had all of the photos of him from his training days.
I pray to Keith every night before bed, hoping Keith-sama will notice me on one of my days on this earth.
"Keith is love", I say. "Keith is life".
O'Brian hears me and calls himself a sexy mofo.
I called him 'Not bad for someone your age'.
He pats himself on the back and sends me to my quarters.
I'm running now, and my angular head hurts.
I lay in bed and its really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
Its Keith.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear "You da man, Quint-Senpai".
He grabs me with his power Sama-hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
"I'm ready".
I spread my ass for Keith.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so bad but I do it for Keith-Sama.
I can feel by butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Keith.
He grinds a mighty grind as he fills my butt with his love.
O'Brian walks in.
Keith looks at him straight in the eye and says "Klatuu, Barada, Nikto".
Keith leaves through the door.
Keith is love. Keith is life.