Lady Rainicorn has had a litter of rainicorn puppies... but, is Jake really the father? That night Lady Rainicorn was on adventure with Princess Bubblegum. She has also interacted with a lot of other guys, like, Finn. This is the tale of how Lady Rainicorn got pregnant, the father, and what they did that night. This is the truth, about, the Rainicorn affair.
It was a warm clear night. 9 months before Lady realized she was pregnant. Jake and Lady Rainicorn were lying in the flowers. Jake was planning to do something more that night than just talk. In fact, Lady had plans too that didn't involve Jake. Lady Rainicorn asked Jake if she could be excused for a minute or two. Jake being ready to attack said sure and put on his waiting face.
Lady Rainicorn was planning on being gone for more than a minute or two, she left jake sitting in the flowers at her barn. She was walking towards the treehouse. A snail walked up to her she ignored the snail and ran off to the treehouse. She arrived opened the door and walked into the kitchen. She made some noise to get Finn to come down. Yet he did not come.
She yelled in a hurt voice and suddenly stopped. Then, a quiet whisper said "Quiet my love. I am here to put my sword through your monster hole. If you know what I'm sayin'." Rainicorn started speaking her language when Finn strapped the translator on her breasts. "But Finn..." said the rainbow unicorn. "I only have this old man voice. I don't sound sexy." said the rainicorn. "I got BMO to program this sexy lady voice. Turn the knob." the eager teen said.
So what will happen next?! Will Finn really betray his best bud to get some of that Rainicorn sex? Skip to the next chapter!