Bleach Oneshot- Toshiro's missing Clothes.

Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya of Division 10 woke up on the floor of his bedroom. 'Damn, I must have rolled out of bed.' The white haired captain thought. He looked at the clock. 9:30 am. And they had a meeting in a hour. Toshiro groaned and stumbled to his drawers and opened them. He was in horror at what he saw. His underwear and socks were still there but… Toshiro pulled out a grey short skirt. "The Heck?" He said. He looked at the contents of the drawers. All his trousers and shorts have been replaced by skirts. His shirts and jackets were replaced by girly tops and dresses. He looked in his top drawer (Which was his underwear drawer) and pulled out a bra and stared at it in horror. He looked back in the middle drawer and saw a note. He read it.

To Toshiro-Chan,

I looked in your drawers and got rid of your stupid clothes. I replaced them with clothes I thought would look cuter on you. See you at the meeting~

Love Ukitake

Toshiro tightened his fists. He should have known… Toshiro ran to the bedroom door and was about to open it to break into Ukitake's room when he remembered he hasn't got any clothes on. He was only in his boxers. Damn. That means he'll have to get changed into a death outfit… He just blindly put on some clothes then ran to Ukitake's room, which took Toshiro 15 minutes. "UKITAKE!" He shouted, barging into the room. At that moment he was being hugged-tackled by a sick white haired captain in pyjamas. "Toshiro-Chan~! You look so cute~! Anyway what are you doing here? Did you come to visit me? That's so kind!" Ukitake squealed. Toshiro lost his mature personality completely. "YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE JUSHIRO UKITAKE! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CLOTHES?!"Toshiro boomed. "Your clothes? I just put them away. You won't get them back until after the meeting!" Ukitake said. Who knew he had an evil side? Ukitake then pushed Toshiro out of the room and locked it so he could get changed. That means Toshiro will have to go to the meeting while in girl clothes.

At the meeting.

"What is taking Hitsugaya so long?" Gin wondered. Ukitake chuckled as he imagined seeing Toshiro appear at the meeting in girl's clothes. "What are you laughing at? Did you tie him up and put him in your closet? Perverted old man…" Gin then mumbled. Ukitake glared at him. "I am not an old man! I am naturally black! My illness changed my hair colour, remember? And I'm not a pervert!" He unexpectedly shouted. Toshiro slowly walked in the room and most of the captain's bursted with laughter at his appearance. He was wearing a grey short skirt, a black Top with an anime girl on it, black gloves and boots and had a bow in his hair.

"I didn't know you were a cross-dresser Hitsugaya!" Gin laughed. "Ukitake put these in my drawers and forced me to wear this!" Toshiro shouted.

Gin looked at the captain of 13th Division.

"Ha! You made him wear this? You really are a pervert, old man!" Gin laughed. Both Toshiro and Ukitake glared at him then looked at Yamamoto. "Yes, yes, do as you please." The old shinigami said. Toshiro and Ukitake got their zanpakutos out and pointed them at Gin.

"You wouldn't attack a fellow captain, would you?" Gin said, slightly scared. The response he got was the two activating their bankais. "Daiguren Hyorinmaru!"

" Sogyo no kotowari!"

Gin then started running the fastest he could run.