It was a cold day in Ponyville.
Twlight Sparkle-san kicked Discord-san hard , shattering HIS apendex and spewing blood and guts all over the floor "You Father-in-law-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my Hoverboard"
Twlight Sparkle-san smashed his blade hard down on Discord-san cutting his ear off. .
Blood red blood shot out, splashing everywhere
Discord-san screamed in agony and then lunged at Twlight Sparkle-san.
Discord-san ripped Twlight Sparkle-sans head off in one move, sending it spinning accross the floor. Twlight Sparkle-san's body slumped down, spraying blood everywhere.
Suddenly, Twlight Sparkle-san woke up.
(earlier that week Twlight Sparkle-san discovered she was a lesban).
"You know, i think Discord-san is back, I can feel it in my groin".
"Oh no, not again"
"I must go, i must journey alone to defeat him once and for all!"
With that, Twlight Sparkle-san marched off
(not forgetting to take her vital Phaser with them)
THEY arrived at Discord-san's Spaceelivator and entered
"You have arrived I see. Pitty, I was just talking to my Boss"
"Your boss?" said everyone. "HE MEANS ME!"
Suddenly, SATAN appeared behind them!
"OMG" they all said in unison.
"Your G wont save you now, mere mortals" With that, she struck down his falk and killed Spike-san.
"You bastard. You Will Pay For That.".
"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"
"You know, I think Discord-sans uncle would be better straighter dont you think?" said Twlight SPARKLE-SAN.
"WHAT?" Twlight Sparkle-san smiled softly as he knew what he meant.
Dramaticaly,Twlight Sparkle-san pulled out A BIBLE!
"With the TRUE word of GOD our saviour and with the power of CHRIST I compel you to LEAVE!"
"NOOO ARRGGGG NOT THE HOLY WORD OF GOD! MY POWERS OF EVOLUTION AND RATIONAL REASON IS NO MATCH!" Satan exploded with the holy light of justice! "This is true power, not that evil magic" said Twlight Sparkle-san!
"Our work here is done"
With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.