Warnings: Yaoi, Inuyasha's potty mouth, Incest, Implied Past Rape, Sesshoumaru is UKE, I repeat, UKE! Submissive not Seme what so ever! He Never will be Seme in this fanfic! Also possible Mpreg later -cough- alrighty then!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha in anyway, if I did, Inuyasha would be taller than Sesshoumaru xD and Sesshy would be mpreg with Inu's love child already!


Waiting by the bone eaters well for Kagome was always so god damn boring.

Amber eyes darted from one place to another as two white dog ears twitched from side to side atop his silver tressed head.

Frowning he bared his fangs some in frustration as he sat impatiently cross-legged, with his clawed calloused hands hooked inside his haori sleeves.

"Innnnnuuuuuyaaaashhhhhaaaa!" Whined a certain ginger haired kitsune as the small child climbed up onto the inu hanyou's shoulder.

Growling softly Inuyasha turned his hateful glaring gaze to him, "Whattya want you little rat…"

Frowning Shippou glares back but seeing as he was not skilled in the art of the death glare, it turned out more to be an angry pout.

"Hey I'm not a rat you…you…..Inu-baka! Your not supposed to pick on me Inuyasha! Kagome said so! And she'll just sit you into oblivion when she gets back if I tell her to! Soooo Nehhhhh!" Snapped the kitsune as he stuck his tongue out to prove his point.

"I'm so gonna pull off all of the hair on your nice fluffy tail if you don't tell me what the hell you came to bother me for Shippou!" Ground out Inuyasha as he picked up the kit by the tail.

"Itaiiii Itaiiiii! Lemme go you big meanie baka head!" Squealed Shippou unhappily as he flailed about.

"Lord Inuyasha! Cease your teasing! There are much more pressing matters at hand than Lady Kagome's return!" Quipped a tiny raspy voice as the body of a tiny flea youkai jumped off Shippou's tail and onto the side of Inuyasha's face.

Inuyasha frowns instantly and smacks his cheek before the flea can drink from him,

"Oooofffaaaa" Moaned Myoga as he gracelessly fell into Inuyasha' out stretched palm.

"What the hell are you blabbering on about old man." Mutters the hanyou.

Myoga sits up crossing his arms firmly looking gravely serious, "Word has it that the Western Lands are being taken over by the great kitsune Lord Saito of the South; and then there are rumors flying around of your older brother Lord Sesshoumaru..missing or dead!"

"Feh and? Why the hell should I give two flying fucks about whether that pompous feminine asshole kicks the bucket or not!"

"Ehhhh Sesshoumaru is dead?" Asked Shippou wide eyed.

"Like the bastard would actually croak! Must be a stupid lower youkai spreading shit around…" Snaps Inuyasha.

"But what's all this crap about someone takin' over the Western Lands?" Frowned the hanyou.

"The rumor goes that Lord Sesshoumaru has been missing for over two months, no one at the palace has seen nor heard of him. So in turn youkai of all different status's are surrounding the Western Lands as we speak to seek out your brother and take the lands from him." Murmured the flea as he stroked his chin.

"This is extremely bad for you Lord Inuyasha!" Myoga yelled suddenly as a thought struck him.

"How in the hell is this bad for me? It's not my fucking problem now is it?" Inuyasha growled out as he crossed his arms.

Shippou blinked, "But ne Inuyasha, aren't you also part of the royal inu youkai family? Your totally like a prince or something yah know?"

"Precisely! Lady Izayoi was a Princess as well…and if Lord Sesshoumaru is truly dead…that would only mean that Lord Inuyasha is the new rightful lord and heir to the Western Lands!" Spoke Myoga wide eyed.

"No way in fucking hell…am I gonna be the next shitty Lord! The Bastard might not even be dead, for all we know he could be out screwing somewhere!"

Shippou blushes scarlet, "Th-that's a bad word Inuyasha that's a word Sango-chan slaps Miroku for!"

"Lord Inuyasha! Stop saying such vulgar things in front of the kit!" Piped in Myoga.

"Mehhh…" Growled Inuyasha as he stood and started walking down the grassy hill.

"Heyyy Inu-baka! Where are you going! Didn't you hear Myoga-jiji."

Shippou frowned and scampered down after the inu, with Myoga clinging desperately to his tail.

For some reason a sinking feeling had settled in Inuyasha's stomach. It wasn't a feeling he got very often, it usually lead to someone he cared about disappearing forever.

He growled to himself.

Not that I care about the ruddy bastard or anything…but hell had a better chance of freezing over before I take his place as Lord!

"Inuyasha?" Questioned a new voice behind him.

Blinking he snapped out of his musings as he turned around, "Kagome?"

Smiling brightly Kagome ran toward him with Shippou at her heels, "Sorry if I kept you waiting…but Boyo got his head stuck in an old jar of grandpa's."

"That's because cats are stupid." Snorted Inuyasha.

Kagome's brown eyes smoldered, "They are not! He was just curious is all.."

He smirked some, "Curiosity killed the cat you know. Proves they're dumb."

"Auughhhhh honestly Inuyasha…"

"Kagome-chan! Kagome-chan! Kagome!-chan Guess what!" Bounced the kitsune next to her.

"What's wrong Shippou-chan, did Inuyasha tease you again?" Frowned Kagome as she picked the kit up holding him close.

"Well yeah, but that's not the big news at all! Sesshoumaru is dead!" Spouted Shippou wide eyed.

Inuyasha growled loudly, "Will yah stop saying that you gaki! He's not dead alright!"

"Inuyasha! Stop calling Shippou names this very instant! Now what's all this about Sesshoumaru…being dead?" She blinked.

"Well Lady Kagome, it's the hottest news amongst youkai. It seems Lord Sesshoumaru is dead or missing from his post." Spoke Myoga from atop Shippou's head.

"But that's absolutely silly…Sesshoumaru's really strong right? Only someone like Naraku could harm him…you don't think Naraku is behind this do you?" Kagome remarked thoughtfully.

"Hell if I know, but if there's any chance that the baboon is involved with Sesshoumaru's disappearance there's bound to be jewel shards not far from them." Inuyasha said as he made his way toward the village.

Heaving her large yellow back pack securely over her shoulder Kagome trekked down after him.

"So we're going to find Sesshoumaru…? She asked skeptically.

"No! We're going after the jewel shards baka!" Barked Inuyasha little too quickly.

"Sound like he's trying to convince himself." Snickered Shippou.

"Shut up Shippou!" Growled the inu as they reached Kaede's hut.

Sweatdropping Kagome followed him inside.

"Kagome-chan your back." Smiled Sango from her place by the fire pit.

"Ahh Lady Kagome you get prettier every time you grace us with your presence!" Sing songed the houshi only to get a scathing glare from Sango.

"N-not that your beauty outshines Sango's in the very least…" He lamely stated as an after thought to sooth the taija's anger.

"Nice save." Smirked Inuyasha.

"What be all this tension ye brought with ye Inuyasha?" Questioned Kaede calmly as she crushed some herbs skillfully on a tatami mat.

Inuyasha snorted crossing his arms, "There's no time for explainin' old hag.."

Kagome shifted on her feet and glared at him as she placed down her back pack next to the door and began to explain what Myoga had told her.

"…Sesshoumaru dead…it's very hard to believe...but if you think Naraku is involved we should invesitgate…Kohaku could be near by as well." Murmured Sango softly.

"Indeed, but this is something we should not take lightly. It may be a trap set by Naraku to lure us out to him." Frowned Miroku.

"Well we ane't just sittin' around and doing nothing. Just because it might be a trap don't mean we can't get a few jewel shards along the way." Spoke Inuyasha.

"Yeah cause there's gotta be like a million youkai in the Western Lands right now!" Chirped Shippou helpfully.

"Ye best be careful, if what ye say is true then there will be more than one youkai lord lurking in the Western Lands." Cautioned Kaede.

"Feh we're always careful." Inuyasha stated firmly.

Dubious glances in his direction made him sweatdrop.

"Well fine then! Don't have faith in me! See if I save your ningen asses when your half dead and bleedin' in a ditch!" Growled Inuyasha as he stormed out.

"INUYASHA SIT!"

A huge smashing sound is heard from outside.

"GOD DAMN IT ONNA!" Yowled Inuyasha from a crater impression of his body.


"He's not getting any better, infact he's getting far worse than the healers had expected." Murmured a slightly hysterical female voice.

"Hush, you'll wake him you baka neko.." Hissed a male tone in a harsh whisper.

They both peered through the crack in the doorway.

Curled at the center of a king sized bed clothed in only a navy silk sheet was the fated Inu Youkai Lord Sesshoumaru.

Pale alabaster skin shown fevered and flushed, he lay shaking as his chest rose rapidly in painful pants that ripped from his throat in soft hisses.

The red striped markings on his hips, forearms, and face were a sickly tarnished inky black.

Glassy far away pupiless crimson orbs blinked every so often as whimpered moans issued from his lips.

Turning back into the hall the female stepped into the light.

She was dressed in a simple lavender kimono. Her long golden curls fell to her hips framing her heart shaped face, large lavender eyes filled with a worried concern flicked to the male standing next to her.

He scowled at her, his short spiky, black feathered hair fanning out defying gravity at every tress.

His silted golden almond shaped eyes stared down at her, "The only thing we can do is wait, and see if the idiot shows up."

A soft distressed whine escapes from her, "B-but he he'll never help my Sesshy-chan!"

"Well I guess he'll die then." Responded the male tartly.

Her lavender eyes widen and then narrow into dangerous slits, "Don't you say such vile things! I know you care for him as much as I do!"

"Then have faith in him, he's stronger than your making him out to be Yuuki." He stated gently as he wrapped his arms around her.

Yuuki sniffled, "Oh Taiyo…It's just so hard to see him like this."

"I know..and hopefully his idiot brother will realize what's really happening before it's too late."


AN: And that's chapter one! Just so you know these translations are only for the first chapter! So remember them! If I use a new translation I will post them in that chapter.

Japanese Translation:

Haori: Inuyasha's outfit

Kitsune: Fox

Inu: Dog

Jiji: Grandfather/old man

Youkai: Demon

Gaki: Brat

Hanyou: Half Demon/Half Breed

Taija: Demon Exterminator

Neko: Cat

Houshi: Monk

Baka: Idiot/Stupid

Ningen: Human

Onna: Woman

Tatami mat: (originally meaning "folded and piled") mats are a traditional type of Japanese flooring. Traditionally made of rice straw to form the core (though nowadays sometimes the core is composed of compressed wood chip boards or polystyrene foam, with a covering of woven soft rush (igusa)straw, tatami are made in uniform sizes. Usually, on the long sides, they have edging (heri) of brocade or plain cloth, although some tatami have no edging.