If Fruits Basket was Pokemon

By: KinomiShadow

Disclaimer: If don't own either anime.

Hi! I'm Tohru Honda. I lost my mother a couple of years ago in May, but last night I had a dream that all of the Zodiac was actually Pokemon. This is how it started...

The Sohma's took me in and when Kyo showed up to fight Yuki I said, "No! Don't fight!"

I hugged Kyo but instead of Kyo changing into a cat, he transformed into...

"Meowth!!" Kyo screamed. "How dare you change me into a Pokemon!!"

Shiguri and Yuki had grabbed me took, because I had nearly fainted and Yuki was Rattata and Shiguri was Poochina.

"Oh great," Yuki sighed.

"This is nice," Shiguri said.

Than Kagura showed up, execpt it wasn't Kagura, it was a Spoink.

"Kyoooo!" Kagura said happily as she bounced up to Kyo. "I looooove you soooo muuuch!!"

"What?" Kyo gasped. "You! Oh hell no!"

She started to beat Kyo up as I sat there dazed.

Then Momoji showed up.

"Tohruuu!" He said skipping towards me. "Hi!"

He gave me a hug and the next thing I knew I was holding Pikachu.

"Oh you're so cute!" I said.

Then I saw Hatori and out of impulse I hugged him (wanting to see which Pokemon he was). Hatori was Horsea.

"Water!" I screamed. "No! Sea water! Which is it Hatori!!"

"Tohru please behave yourself," Hatori said. "You too Momoji."

"Awe Hatori!" Momoji said whining. "You're no fun!"

"Kagura!" Kyo pleaded as she nuzzled him with her pink nose. "Go home dammit!"

"I looove you!!" Kagura said happily. "Let's elope!!"

"Hell no!" Kyo said scrambling and scratching to get away.

Then I hugged Hatsuharu. He changed into Tauros.

Then Ayame showed up.

"Hello Yuki!" Ayame said. "Come and see your older brother."

"I'd rather die," said the defient Rattata, Yuki.

"Then I'll simply have to hug the princess and let her see which Pokemon I am," Ayame said. "Here I come!!"

"No you don't," Yuki said but it was too late. Ayame hugged me and turned into Ekans. Than he crawled up my shirt!

"Aaaah!" I screamed as Ayame poked his purple snake head up.

"My my," He said. "How cozy. Is this shirt organic cotton?"

"Get out of her shirt you dirty perv!!" Kyo and Yuki said together.

"No," Ayame said. "I'll catch a cold."

"Get out of her shirt," Hatori said.

"Okay!" said Ayame happily as he crawled back out. "Anything for you Ha'ri."

Then Kisa showed up as Shinx. I hugged Hiro and he changed into Mareep. Ritsu was Chinchar. Rin was Ponyta. And Kureno was Torchic.

"Everyone is Pokemon!" I cried out. "They're sooo cute."

"Let's face it," Kyo said stubburnly. "Even though I'm a better Pokemon than the damn Rattata over there, I like being the cat in the zodiac better because no one likes Meowth!"

"You said it, I didn't," Yuki said.

"So what?" Hiro said snobbily. "No one here unless they're Pokemon geeks knows was Mareep or Shinx is! At least you two are famous."

"I'm sooo sorry for being a weak Chinchar that isn't strong enough to fight Zangoose!!" Ritsu said.

"Shut up," said Rin. Then everyone started using Pokemon attacks. Momoji used thunderbolt on Kyo (who cried out: "Waaah Momoji's shocking me!") Ritsu started using flamethrower. Kisa and Hiro started having a minor lovers spat, as did Haru and Rin. It was choas.

That's when I woke up. And you know what? Even though everyone fought as Pokemon I really wished that the zodiac curse was Pokemon insted of animals. At least as Pokemon all I'd have to do to make Yuki and Kyo stop fighting is put them inside a ball.

Well, goodbye!

The End