The Coon is so Vile
By Shadowgate
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Cartman walked to the bus stop and saw his three friends.
"Hey Kenny your mom is so poor she went to McDonalds and put a shake on lay away."
Kenny replied "fuck you Cartman."
Cartman went on to say "Stan I'll bet if you marry Wendy she'll beat your ass every night and make you call her mistress."
Stan said "I think someone wants an early morning ass whooping."
Cartman then stated "hey Kyle your mom is nothing but a lazy fat Jew whore who wants to make America communist."
Kyle said "someone has earned an early morning ass whooping."
Kyle delivers a back hand punch to Cartman leaving him with a black eye. Stan punched Cartman and left him with a big fat lip. Kenny delivered a spin kick and gave Cartman a bloody nose."
Cartman gets back up and asks if one of them would mind helping him to the nurse's office. When they got to school they helped Cartman wash up in the nurse's office and Cartman was given an ice pack by the nurse.
Kyle said "Cartman you know how to push our buttons."
Cartman shot back "you're a ginger motherfucker Kyle."
Kyle replied "no I don't fuck your mother I just fuck you up fat boy."
Kenny quickly commented "I would fuck Cartman's mother."
The three boys laugh at Cartman.
Later that night the Coon was seen by South Park residents.
Officer Barbrady got on his police radio and sent out an APB.
Law Enforcement in the area developed a file on the Coon and they did not consider him good.
Stan Marsh had a police scanner and when he heard that the Coon was the prowl he called Kyle on his cell phone.
Kyle just said "that shithead maybe up to something."
Stan's door bell rang and he told Kyle he had to go.
When Stan opened the door he saw nobody. Then he heard a voice call out "Stan."
Stan asked "Mysterion where are you?"
Mysterion answered "out in the street."
Stan looked to his right and saw Mysterion. Mysterion told him "I took a nap after school and had a dream that the Coon would be up to something."
Stan asked "I just heard on my police scanner he's been spotted."
Mysterion said "I believe he may try to kidnap Red because Kyle has a soft spot for Red."
Stan said "well hopefully her dad will shoot him dead if he tries to. Cartman has done horrible things and he's only gotten worse over the years."
Mysterion commented that the only time anyone felt sorry for him was when he was locked up for a hate crime. Right after that Stan told Mysterion he would join him for the night.
TO BE CONTINUED