Announcer:Hell's Kitchen is opening its doors once again and this year, we have decided to let in 16 contestants from a small, little mountain town from nowhere. Its called South Park and the people there have a reputation for being completely out of the norm so expect a season of craziness and complete insanity. Right now, they're on a bus to meet with multiple Michelin Stars Winner: Gordon Ramsey...

The bus is luxurious and fancy, well in contrast with the usual buses the kids ride upon to school. Everyone is talking casually among each other, many over-confident and not aware of what is to be expected of them.

"Oh my God Stan! Isn't this exciting! Stan! Stan?" Randy exclaims with such glee that one could confuse him for a child who had just been bought an expensive action figure. A cocky grin is plastered on his face. Stan, on the contrary, seems pretty agitated.

(Confessional: Stan Marsh. Age 18)

"I only applied to go on the show because my Dad wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. He doesn't even know how to cook! Like all he does is watch those stupid cooking channels and tries to replicate what they do! Ugh!"

Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are chatting to each other next to the father and son duo. Well, arguing is more correct of a word.

"Cartman is going out first! Guarantee it!" Kenny said tiredly, rubbing his eyes.

"Yeah like I'm going to not beat out Kyle! Everyone knows Jews can't cook! Name one chef that's Jewish! You can't can you?" Cartman immediately responded, trying to sound as if he had just outsmarted a supervillian.

"Shut up fatass!" Kyle said as if he was just going through the motions. He seemed fixated on Stan's irritated face as Randy continued to boast his supposed talents.

(Confessional: Randy Marsh. Told us that his Age was 21 but we don't believe him)

"Yeah I cook professionally. Cooked all over the world. It just comes natural to me you know! Some people have the goods and some don't. I'm one of the few who do."

As for everyone else, they seemed to be keeping amongst there little friendship groups. Wendy, Bebe and Red were giggling and pointing in the corner. Craig, Tweek, Clyde and Token were discussing the order of who would be eliminated ("Gah I can't go home first! People will make fun of me forever!" cried Tweek, spazzing out at just the idea) and Ike was texting on his phone. Butters was awkwardly fiddling with his fingers on his own while Henrietta smoked a cigarette, rolling her eyes at anyone who dared to look in her own direction.

The final contestant was Jimmy who appears to be the public fan favourite as when the reveal trailer for this season was posted, the comments were filled with how funny and amazing he was. They were all posted a minute apart from each other so take that as you will.

(Confessional: Jimmy Valmer. Age 18)

"I mainly aspire to be a comedian cause I make people laugh, very much. How..How..However I think food can be funny too. Make it taste good but make you laugh at the same time!

The journey lasted a little bit longer but finally they arrived at Hell's Kitchen! Everyone got out excitedly (except for Stan) and approached the entrance where the man himself stood waiting.

"Welcome..." but he was immediately cut off.

"OH MY GOD. Guys! It's Chef Ramsey! That's him!" Randy squealed in delight, and even the great chef himself was taken back by the immaturity.

"Mr Marsh. We..." Wendy attempted to but in but to no avail.

"RAMSEY! I've admired you since I was like 5. No, no 4. I'm so gonna impress you and maybe I can be your apprentice and..." but it was now Randy's turn to be interrupted.

"Dude! Shut the fuck up!" Craig spoke up angrily with his cold, nasal voice. Randy went dead quiet, his cheeks red of embarrassment. Ramsey raises his eyebrow for a second, then continued.

"As I was saying, welcome to Hell's Kitchen. I'm not going to waste time so go in there and cook your signature dishes! The competition begins right now!"

A/N: I know this is a weird story but hey I was inspired by the Creme Freche episode which is so brilliant! Next chapter will be the signature dishes. This chapter is short due to it just being an introduction but I promise the rest will be longer. :)

Criticism and Reviews would be much appreciated! Who do you think is going to get eliminated first?

Contestants Participaing:

Randy

Stan

Kenny

Token

Craig

Tweek

Kyle

Cartman

Bebe

Butters

Wendy

Red

Ike

Henrietta

Jimmy

Clyde