Suh dudes, welcome to Flagg the Pathetic Loser! (Flagg is chill with it) A collection of one shots, revolving around Flagg being a bitch, a fag, whatever you want! Leave a suggestion in comments or just PM me. For the first chapter im moving it from my other stories The Bodacious E's Everything for the first chapter so we all know whats up. Enjoy.

Idea by: Flagg1991

Flagg was sitting on a pullout couch. I say pullout couch because he didnt own it, it was his moms.

Anyway he was eating Ramen and vaping in his moms basement while watching his favorite anime.

His basement consisted of his Pullout couch, his Xbox one and PC, (with an extra sticky keyboard) He had a collection of vapes and pokemon cards, along with a collection of Magic cards...

But the collection that outdid them all was his fedora collection. He had over ninety two fedoras in his basement. He vaped as he admired his collection, blowing a few rings he grunted and scratched his unshaved unwashed crotch. He then sniffed his hand.

"Smells like old cheese." He then scratched his pimple riddled face and passed over his bulbous nose. He slicked back his greasy hair.

He was so excited for the arrival of the two little twins that lived down the street. Nobody knew of their visits. Flagg looked in the mirror and buttoned his hawaiin pattern shirt all the way to the top. He then pulled up his cargo shorts and fixed his crocs and socks. He smiled and looked at his nasty teeth. They were about as yellow as a block of sharp cheddar.

He looked at all of his screamo pictures and thought. "One day i'll be famous!"

Flagg hadnt showered in a few months. His tits sagged and had sweat stains. He was a bit embarrased of his stretch marks, since they riddled his fuckin body like the put on a fedora as he took his insulin. He then took a puff from his inhaler.

"Watch out ladies! Here I come!" The 900 pound man announced proudly, his belly jiggling and his long happy trail blowing in the wind.

He plopped down and shouted at his mom to bring Pizza rolls and hotdogs.

He grunted. "Useless bitch."

He then hid his lotion and tissues so that his mom wouldnt know. After his mom brought the food and left he sat alone in his dark room reading fanfictions and masterbating. His room reaked of old cum and cheese. It smelled like an old moldy sloppy chilidog with extra onions.

That was when Lola and Lana walked down the stairs. Flagg posed an utterly loser like stance.

"Sup ladies, anyone order a handsome hunk?"

Lola cringed while Lana gave a dreamy sigh. He was the perfect man in Lana's eyes... so dirty... so vile... so gross.

Lana crawled over to the couch seductively.

Flagg smiled as she crawled into his lap and licked his crusty belly button and twirled his happy trail in her finger. Lola followed and suckled Flagg's toes.

Flagg moaned as his small bulge sprang up. Lana smirked and unzipped his cargo shorts, they were stiff from massive amount of cum stains. Lana unbuttoned them slowly for effect. It did the trick as Flagg started getting irritated.

Lana finally undid the button and peeled back his overworn boxers. The smell smacked hwr in the face and she nearly passed out, her eyes watered and stung from the stench, it was so... arousing!

Lana took it in her mouth (Gasp) it tasted even better than it smelled! She threw her head up and down with intense speed and skill. Flagg was moaning out loud as he took another hit from his inhaler. Lola moved from his toes and began to assist Lana with his shaft, they both lapped at it teasingly.

Flagg grabbed Lana by her pig tails and thrust deep into her throat, cumming as deep in as he could.

Lana choked and gagged. As Flagg pulled her above him. He slid a hotdog between her ass cheeks. It grazed her clit as she released a moan. Flagg began to slowly eat it out as Lola poured chocolate syrup over his hairy saggy smelly ballsack. She licked it away, getting wetter by the second.

She began to play with herself as she lapped the chocolate away from his genitals. Flagg was still going to town on Lana's ass, the hotdog long gone as Flagg ate Lana's ass. The pleasure rocking her small body. The room now smelled like sweat, BO, and sex mixed with a mexican sweat shop.

Flagg finished on Lana and told her to move over. He then had Lola come up and bend over. Flagg struggled but lifted his overweight body above her and slid his 5 inch meat into Lola. For lola it felt huge. He thrust back and forth with enough force that he lost a whole five pounds. He reached over and performed the shocker on Lana. He slid his index and middle finger into her slit and shoved his pinkie in her ass, now slick and lubed with his saliva. He rubbed her clit hard with his thumb.

They were really getting into it when suddenly...

The Loud family busted the door down angrily followed by Bobby with Ronnie Anne and The Catholic Priest(who touched himself to the sight) also Clyde was there.

Flagg stopped thrusting and they all just stared for a split second.

Then they all had a sweaty, disgusting, nasty orgy. All of Royal Woods joined.

It was awesome!

The End.