Mother: It was indeed a gay keyboard. It enjoys when I type.
Keyboard: MMmmmm! keep typing on me
Mother: That is disgusting you sick keyboard.
Keyboard: Don't stop.
Mother: Ewwwww!
Keyboard:... you're pushing my buttons.
Mother: I'm not gonna type anymore.
Keyboard: starts crying
Mother: I'm sorry Keyboardy-poo
Keyboard: no your not...
Mother: Yes I am... I'll buy you icecream
Keyboard: Vanilla?
Mother: Yes, vanilla.
Keyboard: No.
Mother: you little gay bastard.
Keyboard: Wahhhhhh! F You you Fing B.
Mother: You are grounded mister. No more going on the computer.
Keyboard: But...but...
Mother: no more buts. Now go to your room!
Keyboard:...
Mother:...
Keyboard: You're still pushing my buttons...