I own nothing but the ridiculous poems! XD

Hum…wait what's this box? I took it out from under the bed and opened it…oh my little love poem I wrote when I was 10…

I'm sorry for my lying

I'm sorry for your crying

I'm sorry for your pain

Right now I'm losing my brain!

I've had a lie

It's bigger than the sky

You want to know what it is?

I hate that you're his.

Sandy sucks haven't you noticed?

He controls you like a remote-ist

You deserve so much better

Someone who writes you a love letter

Okay well I really like you

You don't even have a clue

Do even like me too

It's okay to ask me to shoo

I just really really like you besides

Sandy is a spoiled brat

He is more annoying than a rat!

I've like you since diapers

Yeah it's true…I hope you really like me too…

If you don't I will be blue

But no I won't move to Peru

With Love from Wally

P.S. I know I'm not very tall-y

I smiled as I read my stupid fourth grade love poem

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

I'm super hot and so are you

SANDY

I growled when I read that…I was just about to crumple it than I remembered this is Kuki's…don't destroy it!

Now here's mine I just wrote it this morning!

Roses are white

Violets are pink

Loving you has been a delight (there is absolutely nothing impossible)

Remember when I thought you stink? (Op. Hospital)

I love you more than life it's self

I grew so now you can stop calling me elf

If you die my heart will go with you (you always are my hero)

Remember now one more quiet than two? (Op. Zero)

Happy birthday Kuki

Today's your big day

But somehow we both know

Willy and Sally are going to steal the show…

"Sweetie? What are you doing?" My wife of 4 years asked me. I handed her the piece of paper "Happy 26th birthday" I smiled at her. "Mawmmy! Open MIYUN FIRWST!" Sally screamed. "NO! No! MYNE! MYNES BETTA!!" Willy yelled.

"NO! MIYNES BETTUH!!"

"NAWT COMPAD TO MYNE!!"

"YUH HUH!"

"NUH UH"

"YUH HUH"

"NUH UH!"

"YUH HUH!"

"Yuh huh?" Willy smirked.

"NUH UH! OH! Dang it!" Sally pouted.

I heard Kuki sigh and then I saw her genuinely smile "How 'bout we go to…"

"UNC NIG!"

"AN RASH!" They both screamed.

I smiled "Okay Unc Nig and An Rach it is!" okay I won't lie, I told them to say that…but that's where the surprise party is…

Kay that's For reading! I have a snow day! So lots of writing time! Oh geeze! It took like a week for me to get this out!XD

OVER AND OUT Kitty Katty!